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Kirby absorbs (YOU), what power does he get!?
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>>35663077
Decent writing skills and laziness
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>>35663077
Kirby is now a chad :)
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>>35663077
crippling depression
reiginal
If you're under 6'0 and male, you shouldn't be able to breed. That's just the truth. Nobody wants to be short, so do humanity a favor and castrate yourself.
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>>35662930
lol if your under 6'4 you should breathe you fucking weak spineless sperg lords
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tfw 5'5" with a 6.5" dick but i weigh 185lbs
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>>35662930
I'm not going to castrate myself but I agree with you for the most part. However if I had a daughter she would most likely be beautiful.
The risk of birthing a manlet is just too great however.
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>tfw I live in a low suicide rate shitty country
Russia and Japan master race
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>>35662902
Isn't it ironic that the suicide rate seems to trend lower in countries where people have to work the hardest to survive?
It's almost like sitting around and whining about how hard you have it all day isn't conducive to mental health.
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>>35662940
Nigger look at sub saharan africa and the indian subcontinent.
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>>35662940
People in Japan literally work like slaves all day and still kill themselves a fuckton
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>Tfw your dick doesn't work but it's not worth going to doctor for it because you can't get lid anyway.
At least the prostitute was cool about it.
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Do u also have phimosis
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>>35663089
Nah I'm a cut plebian
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>>35662860
Greentext? Did you get your money back? Also need good description of the prostitute (age, looks, etc)
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Reminder that women would rather fuck a monster than you.
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it's not surprising emma has shit taste, she dated an asian
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>>35662837
Pretty annoyed this movie didnt crash and burn
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>>35662852
It's not just Emma though, seems to be a pretty widely held opinion.
Why are other guys able to get sex easily but I'm not?
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Cause they don't whine like bitches on Cambodian wailing forums.
Just be more confident and be urself bro.
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>>35662877
I'm a 28 year old virgin. This is the first time I've ever "complained".
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Because they have the innate social skills necessary to get with the opposite sex. While most of us here are lucky enough just to have a passing conversation.
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just heard that this guy's seventh heart finally stopped working
I need reasons to make today a good day, so tell me why I should be commemorating this
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Finally.
next step is Soros
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>>35662810
Pissing on his grave and laughing.
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>>35662810
>Soros was born in Budapest in the Kingdom of Hungary to a well-to-do non-observant Jewish family, who, like many upper-middle class Hungarian Jews at the time, were uncomfortable with their roots. Soros has described his home as anti-Semitic
Hmm
who here /miitomo/?
I only have one contact and it's my sister and she is a weeaboo.
post your mii and maybe add contacts
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>>35662807
"what do you do to recharge your batteries?"
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>>35662807
"what is the most surprising email you have ever received?"
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Depressing thread. Have a bump.
To get my license to drive a car i have to take tests but to bring a child into this world anyone is allowed?
To summon a being from nothingness beyond its will. To force a being to exist in a hell where it can potentially be eatten alive i just gotta cum in the right place.
Yet to stack shelves i need an interview and forms and qualifications.
To have a roof over my head i have to pay some people who have no more right over the land than i.
And you normie idiots wonder why im so disgusted at this world.
You dont deserve my offspring or my labor and until society changes i will continue to reap the the rewards of your struggles. Have fun, jokes on you, kings and pawns go in the same box at the end of the game.
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do you need some rope?
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>>35662857
Some heroin would be better. I dont want to bring more pain to this world. Just peace
It bug me that there is no where you can go to "legally" terminate your life.
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t. Anarchist teenager going through his rebel phase.
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How do you find the motivation to diet and exercise? I want to lose weight but I have no motivation, no reason. And before you say some gay shit like "for your health" or "so you can love yourself" don't. I've been depressed for a long time and I don't care enough about myself to actually change but I do want to change, I just need a motivator, a reason that isn't me. I wish I was in love so I would do it for a girl but I'm not. Anyone know what to do?
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Bump
Originality is overrated.
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>>35662763
Well what's got me motivated is that I realized if I don't change now I'll be a massive hamplanet in a few years and probably an hero, but if I lose weight and /fit/ I might have a chance at being happy
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>>35662763
If you die a fatty then no one will get to use your organs. Get fit to save a life.
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I'm not a rapist. I'm just ugly. When are girls going to learn the difference?
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>>35662680
Never ever ever ever ever ever ever.
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if you weren't morbidly obese, girls might think that your port wine stain is kinda cool.
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Just go ahead and rape them.
How do I tell my parents I only like 2D? They keep asking me when am I going to bring a girl home
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you think coming out as gay is hard, you should try coming out as only being aroused by anime characters. see how accepted you are by the "tolerant left" then.
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You just tell them you want to save money for something or just straight out tell them you're not interested in seeing anyone.
No need to bring in your autistic "mom dad i love 2-D okay, just leave me alone, gosh".
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>>35662670
you dont
unless you really want to give personal information about yourself
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Life really turns around when you stop chasing Stacy and just go for that average or ugly girl with the cute and bubbly personality. She's within your reach, Stacy will only pretend to care about you. Ugly girls will go the extra mile to make sure you're always happy and content.
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>>35662649
They're only making sure you're happy and content because they're ugly and afraid of leaving them. They're the same as Stacy minus the looks (aka worse). What now, faggot?
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>>35662730
Why are you trying to be such a downer, anon? It's not about insecurity, it's love! Homely girls just aren't overstimulated like hot girls are. They enjoy the experience of romance without the need to be impressed every odd second
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>>35662730
Ahh yes, but it's fear that keeps people in line. Entire nations and regimes were built on this exact principle. It's quite a glorious thing, really.
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Let's see how bad your childhood was, /r9k/
>dad made $1500 a week but blew it all on cocaine
>started doing this right before i was even born, according to my mother, my father was absolutely amazing and had such confidence and drive, got whatever he wanted, and was loved by all
>he used to steal my birthday money to go out at 2am to buy "cigarettes"
>one time he left me in the car outside of the drug house he bought his cocaine from
>see dad walking around naked high out of his fucking mind every night because he did cocaine in the bathroom
>grandparents didnt want anything to do with us as kids, always took my cousins and their parents to disney world, etc. etc.
>grandparents paid for my cousins tuition and brand new car
>i got a birthday card saying "well give you $500 towards your first used car."
>used car was underlined
>family too poor to rent from blockbuster, even for a few nights
>ate cheese slices for dinner multiple times
>had the same glasses for 6 years, only reason i got them at all was because of my grandfather
>only reason i had clothes, food, or a fucking house was because of my grandfather
>dad used to steal money from my grandfather to buy cocaine.
I'm sure there are worse stories out there. The only good thing to come of this is that my mother kept me away from all of that shit for so long and raised me to be somewhat functional.
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>dad would rape and murder me everyday
>mom would watch and record so the videos could be sold for income
>sister would cry and beg them to rape and murder her next, but they never would
>sister killed herself and blamed it on me in the her suicide note because i was always the favorite
>overcome by grief, my mom also killed herself
>father started raping and murdering me more frequently to deal with the emotional trauma
>sometimes he would tell me he wishes i died and not his wife and daughter
>begin going to councilor to deal with family deaths
>tell the councilor about the constant rape and murders
>concilor tells me i shouldn't dress like such a slut if i didn't want it to happen
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My mother bought me an Atari Jaguar.
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>>35662636
kek my grandparents still made me buy their old ass car for 500, it went to shit and I still haven't gotten a car since.
Meanwhile my dad bought my 16 year old sister her own car and pays for the insurance and gas on it. Then when my other sister got her license he got himself a new car and gave her his "old" 2012 passat
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How do you think a girl would react if she saw your penis?
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>>35662616
Disappointment or amusement. Probably both, in that order.
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>>35662616
Hehe... Just read the pic little man. You'll know then...
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probably a bit shocked, dunno.