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Can you really change?
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sure thing bucko boy

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>Anon have you ever played wiIly wars?
>Whoever can wank their wilIy and make the most willyjuice gets to use the other ones bum as a fanny!
>My big willy makes Iots of milk!!!!
>l beat chinese keith at wiIly wars and when l used his bum his little chinky wilIy did lots of spurts all down his leg and he wasn't even touching it!
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That sounds pretty gay, OP.
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>>38327747
Why do you make these threads? It's weird and gay.
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>>38328806
Leave your downvote and fuck off redditor

If you can't get over me just get me back, nerdo. Pride is for chumps.
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>pee always spatters on my feet
Why does this keep happening
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Thanks for the smokebomb guide you faggot, now it gets 404'ed.
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>>38327701
Niggerlicious

Mr. God is completely just
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We need more great threads like that

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so, life has gone kind of funny for me r9k..

I dont really want to go into details but basically heres whatsup:

I've basically whittled down my options in life into being a long haul truck driver or being a police officer.

Their salaries are similar.

Which would you rather do and why?
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bump aborignally ofcourse

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What does /r9k/ think of this guy?

Plz plz be originollio
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Who is this horse mouthed pajeet?

Wew You curryniggers got it bad

>didn't make it to english studies college
>my only options now are history and information science
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Information science, bitch.
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>>38327876
Care to elaborate? I'm pretty much clueless on what it is

How did Brittany Murphy pass? Was it the illuminati?
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>>38327406
Toxic mold
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Both her and her husband died from black mold that was in their house. Look it up.
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>>38327453
You NEED TO LOOK IN FURTHER

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my twin brother's baby was just born today and i've never even kissed anyone

i can only imagine what my family thinks of me
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kiss your baby nephew
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there's a skellington inside you RIGHT NOW

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

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>When people say bullies don't exist
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Why are 90% of women ugly? Is it so difficult for them to become thick and big breasted with a nice ass, hips n legs?
Why waste all the money on makeup if you're ugly as fuck underneath and are unable to underline your natural beauty.
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>>38327338
Ugly? You low T motherfucker lol
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>>38327338
Your standards are too high, anon. But makeup is cancer. It is really telling about a girl when she cares more about what everyone around her thinks in the moment more than saving money for her future.

Have you ever pissed on someone? Or been pissed on?
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This is very relevant to my interests OP

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>"Are you Anon? We must inspect all of your electronic materials. If you have anything encrypted, you must give us your passwords or else you will be taken into custody until you decide to comply. Do you understand? FoIIow me, the police are waiting for you."
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This sounds like it could happen in modern day USA

We need a reset.
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>>38327293
It can happen at any airport in the world if they suspect you of something. How would you react?
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O-ok just let me get my password usb out of my fanny pack here...

>duty free liquor falls out

O-oh golly

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>Be me
>Masturbating
>Decide to play a game my friend told me about at school
>HailMary.exe
>The objective of the game is to leave your bedroom door open while you are masturbating
>When you feel like you are about to cum, yell out "MOM DAD I NEED HELP"
>Try to put dick in pants and shut off porn before they come to the room
>Anyways. I was about to cum and I decided this would be a fun game to play a Monday evening
>Yell out "MOM I NEED HELP"
>I get off my bed to pull my pants up and put my dick away
>Mom walks in
>Cumshot on her face

What do I do anons?
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Ask if she likes what she seen
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>>38327297
she just screamed


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