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>>37632957
You can't go out partying/drinking after. That's all there is to it.

>>37632993
Surely they don't do that every night though right?

>>37632957
I hated closing shifts because people were always coming in at the last fucking second and I wasn't allowed to turn them away and they acted entitled about it. I always got home 45 minutes to an hour later than I should have. No big deal except I always had to open the next day so my time was more valuable than the extra bit of pay. If it wasn't for that, then yea I agree with you, they are nicer to work and usually have better co-workers.

Masturbating too much

>>37632972
haha gee fancy that me too. Wanna masturbate together haha

>>37632972
>>37633021
stop this right now. no gayposting here

Mexico has a worse obesity problem actually. It's all about food culture, our most obese states are in the south where people eat shit like chicken and waffles and grits on a regular basis.
Mexico is worse because Mexican food is fattening as fuck over a larger area

bc we fukin drive everywhere and never walk

>>37632763
>>37632738
Every country has a rising obesity problem and the rate is only speeding up.

>tfw "camping" is code for orgy in the woods with a couple chads

>>37632731
>gf
>friends
you pretty much are going to get cucked.why do you think she went there with no bf?

>>37632731
I know this feeling. Im pretending to learn Russian (its the only way I can get girls to talk to me) and one of them told me shes going on a camping trip.

Im upset.

They carry life and the future of humanity. Have some fucking respect.

They make me sad because it reminds me that I will never have children with a woman.

>>37632686
A cute white pregnant girl who is visibly pregnant but otherwise hasn't put on a lot of weight is very, very hot.

It's the pheromones they're pumping out. I just want to pick them up and do all their walking for them.

Only when they're rich though. Poor white pregnant chicks obscure their tasty pheromones with cigarettes and fucking Coors Light.

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>>37632684
>open door for a half of a second
>suddenly five mosquitoes in house

>>37632684
eat more green's faggot, mosquitoes are attracted by your breathe and odor. So by holding your breath and eating better you'll avoid the micro jew.

>>37632707
also putting some fabric softener in your back pocket will also help. Bugs hate dat sheeeit

Eating a watermelon right now.

>>37632573
going to high school isn't a very nigger thing to do, but when I was there over ten years ago I stole everything that wasn't nailed down. Books, dry-erase markers, office supplies, the CPU out of a computer. I didn't need any of it, I just hated the school and the staff so I stole shit from them.

if your shit cheese packets is 30 dollars or more, then i really can't blame you

>>37632473
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CO8vBVUaKvk

thread theme!

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>>37632473
oy vey im comfy

>>37632497
Butthole surfers. Good taste my dude.

You'd like the deadmilkmen if you haven't heard of them already

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaAwF8zJUQc&index=25&list=PLxYe5jdZ4SatP3IFiL9LcCuSRfwjZA0qF

here's my latest short poem with guitar accompaniment

https://youtu.be/bUb62rjtNqw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xpvSX2-sKg

shall we pass the tick of time and ascend to our godly forms?

>>37632375
https://youtu.be/1-C4kR1H4zU

>"hey, this part of the garbage dump smells worse than my part of the garbage dump!"

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>>37632325
you can tell it's old copypasta because the threads he specifically named aren't even up right now. Fucking loser imagine being such a fucking idiot loser you try to bait an anime image board because you are an attention starved pretending to be a retard idiot. Kind of sad if you ask me.

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>>37632350
>>37632380
t.salty /r9cucks/

Enjoy being the literal laughingstock of the internet.

>>37632324
it blows my mind that there are people - lots of them - who are not like this. I don't know how anyone could not feel this way.

>>37632384
Kill yourself moron-

Me. The worst part is people think I'm either an asshole or creep because of it.

Yet part of me desires to have someone to love and hang around. It's an abstract feel.

>>37632294
2/3 cerebrotonic, 1/3 sloth

>>37632294
Cerebrotronic with a hint of mouse

>>37632294
25% wageslave
25% cereb
25% mouse
25% elephant man

Timid, quiet-voiced STEM meme student with wageslave job, and have a literal facial deformity (and acne too)

maybe one day i'll find the courage to end my miserable existence

>>37632290
Once there was a 24 year old man named Chad.

>>37632321
and he killed himself

>>37632345
The end...? I guess?

>>37632258
cause they want short term rewards to feed their addiction.

>>37632258

because rpgs are designed to constantly trigger the reward circuits in your brain with loot and levelling up

it makes you feel productive

Why do people stay at home on the weekends and don't just wageslave more do they hate money or something?

>>37632238
I dunno, I have work experience since I was 16 so its not hard for me. I hate customer service though. I like being a blue color faggot. Install hardwood floors now and have worked roofing and concrete in the past.

>know i need to find a part time job or im gonna worsen my hikkimori condition
>have some experience and could easily get a job
>stare at all the ads all day
>dont apply because im scared they will want to inteverview

They smell that you are a NEETking and won't allow you to throw your life away as a slave.