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There's health benefits to it, but it's also a good practice in self-control.

cal in > cal out

Fuck off robot

>>36874124
Zero benefits for faster longer than 1 day. You do more harm than good.

There are benefits for short term faster how ever.

>>36874066
The only times I thought I felt that were temporary and ended up causing me far greater pain than before those experiences. It's awful because all of my friends have girlfriends and they have strong relationships with them and love each other. I have begun to think that I was not meant to experience love

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>>36874066
Here's some interchanges in the meantime.

>>36874066
its an abstract feel, anon. i cant think of any other experience that creates a sensation close to it.

Whether it was rape or not, sleeping with a woman you barely know is the stupidest thing you can possibly do.

The only reason why consent is an issue nowadays is because of hookup culture and sex obsessed society. No one wants to admit it, but it is also the cause of rape and exploitation of women.

What was the age old advice that we give to kids? Don't associate with strange, loose people or you will regret it.

No excuse for false accusation of rape. Not an excuse for rape, either. But if you put yourself in that position, you are at least partly to blame.

Maybe after he gets out of confinement, he will be a bit more careful with who he sleeps with.

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>>36873931
He'll be in out in 7 years after the guilt becomes too much for her to bear. It's all good.

>>36873931
Maybe little soldier boy should have kept it in his pants.

>>36873912
Watch amatuer porn and learn from that

>>36873912
Don't worry anon, its a kind of autopilot thing desu.
Just let it happen, your body knows what to do, its kind of surprising the first time actually how well it all works. The only way you'll come to grief is thinking "cool, now for le porn star moves". HTH.

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>>36873912
I tried to put on the condom on the wrong side when I had sex for the first time when I was 18. Fucking embarrassing. If that happened to me at 26 I would have probably killed myself then and there.

FUCK THE MODS

STR8 UP FROM THE UNDERGROUND


x100 on every board as a shitpost thread

Try to figure out moot's boss and post his work info on here,

>>36873885
Ban evading. Start by saying something mean about Trump in /pol/, then once you've been banned, use another ISP to continue posting.

send a message to customer support and asked to be banned. i wanted a 2 week ban and they had it done within 48 hours.

Sorry to hear anon, parents can be shitty people sometimes. Mine were pretty spineless but I gave up on caring about them.

>>36873871
>both parents still think they dindu nuffin and blame the other
The proof is in the pudding bitches

FUCK. I'm having the same problem. Some dude I used to make shitty rap beats in my town is basically famous now and has music videos with millons of views. I never thought he'd get anywhere but he did. Meanwhile I just stay home making things but nobody really likes me so no one cares to listen to my music, it sucks. Also going to college for a music degree though. Looking to be an audio engineer but I really don't need college for that but I have to go otherwise my dad will actually disown me. Hes one of those types that believe I'll be homeless if I don't get a degree.

Kindred Heart Handling Virginity

Don't ask me why it got popular all of a sudden. Probably all those imouto threads.

>>36873785
killer hound husband vehicle
My favorite is the MK.6

Ah, probably the breed of super autists finding another way to he superior in the group of other autists

>>36873779
Yes. Like once a week tops.

>>36873797
>implying you're a female
>implying you're autistic

HAHAHA do you think I'm new?

Normally once a week maybe. When I'm ovulating, multiple times a day.

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That sounds like something I would do. Thats also the reason Im failed chad neet who isnt even trying to get a job.

>>36873694
Kind of similar, I overslept my 3rd day of training so I never went in

>>36873694
My story:

I have multiple personality disorder. My personalities are:

1: full-time redditor on R/the_donald and proud MAGApede

2: Paul Joseph WATsen

3: Drumpf

If you upvote I upvoat back :^)

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>>36873684
yeah you should have kicked his ass, hehehehehehe.

that's like cool, and stuff.

maybe he would have took out his anger on his dog and beat it to! Yeah, beat his dog.

>>36873749
But atleast I could've told him to not be a dog abuser or something, it's quite fucked up, even PETA says it's an abusive training method.

ur a faget for thinking its fucked up

ask urself why its acceptable to spare the rod for dogs but not ur own children baka

honestly i dont know i've had vore as long as i can remember

>>36873663
you gotta have a traumatic event in your childhood, idk if it works in early adulthood though, probably not.

>>36873663
Most people don't have specific "odd" fetishes.
As mentioned above, it's mostly started in childhood or adolescence.
"Odd" fetishes are over represented on this site because 4chan is for social outcasts and degenerates.

>>36873612
Why do we always pass out in the bathroom, like there's never anywhere else. Is there some medical reason for this?

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>>36873612
wageslave gets brain damage from a high fever to stay at work slaving for those pennies

>sick at work
>ask to go home
>"no"
>hold in vomit for 6 hours

>1. Yes
>2. once or twice a week
>3. No
>4. No
>5. Not often
>6. No, unless asthma counts
>7. No
>8. No
>9. No
>10. Yes
>11. No

All of them no except 10. I got perfect health, i can hold my breath for three minutes.

>1. Are you fat?
no

>2. How often do you eat fast food?
never, i don't remember the last time i did it

>3. Do you smoke cigarettes?
yes sometimes

>4. Alcoholic?
no

>5. Do you drink soda or eat candy?
no

>6. Physical disability (spine, joints, heart) or chronic conditions (lungs, bowels, nerves, muscles)?
none

>7. Diabetes?
no

>8. High blood pressure, bad cholesterol, heart palpitations/arrhythmia, ect. ?
no

>9. Do you get diarrhea, constipation, or blood/hemorrhoids?
no

>10. Do you keep yourself clean (shower, shave, floss, trim fingernails)?
yes

>11. Diet poor in vitamins/minerals?
no

>>36873556
An mora, traditional l and technologically advanced society are not mutually exclusive.

>>36873627
Substantiate your claim

I haven't given the full text a read yet, but I've seen him write things that sound like they could be from Marx. Why does he write stuff like paragraph 120 (can't copy paste into this post) while complaining about leftists?

>>36873512
I am a white boy and I support this idea

don't be shy robots, you know you all want that deep down :3

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>>36873820
>>36873512
I'm a white man and you're both fucking nutters