[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / bant / biz / c / can / cgl / ck / cm / co / cock / d / diy / e / fa / fap / fit / fitlit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mlpol / mo / mtv / mu / n / news / o / out / outsoc / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / spa / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vint / vip / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y ] [Search | | Home]

Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 2714. page

This is a red board which means that it's strictly for adults (Not Safe For Work content only). If you see any illegal content, please report it.

File: sad_frog~2.jpg (21KB, 362x384px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
sad_frog~2.jpg
21KB, 362x384px
>tfw in love with a lesbian
is there worse feel than this?
28 posts and 7 images submitted.
>>
yes
>in love with a straight girl
>know she's being dicked by chad
>>
It's better to know that you weren't n option at all, rather than knowing she thought you were inadequate and wanted another man.
>>
>>38378615
>>38378633
if she was straight i could at least delude myself into thinking I had a chance

>down to my last two ramen packets
Guess it's time to starve
13 posts and 6 images submitted.
>>
File: baka.png (58KB, 190x178px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
baka.png
58KB, 190x178px
>>38378503
I bet you eat 3 ramen packets a day you turbo baka
>>
>>38378518
>3 ramen packets a day
If I was that rich then I wouldn't be in this situation
>>
File: 230004517755.jpg (20KB, 704x400px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
230004517755.jpg
20KB, 704x400px
>>38378503
Misaki will arrive soon anon, hold out till then

File: 1498432396577.gif (21KB, 312x253px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1498432396577.gif
21KB, 312x253px
That cute (straight) guy from work bailed on me today. He asked me last week if I'd like to go with him to a wine-tasting event, or, barring that, get together and drink some wine. I said yes, and got very excited, since I like him very much in every way (romantically, even), and even more since I have no social life.

So today, I ask him if we're still going to do it, and he gives some vague excuse to the effect that he can't, saying "maybe some other time, I'll hit you up." And it leaves me devastated: but what's worse, he goes to that handsome gay guy (who's so handsome that - even though he's gay - he would never deign to look at me) and asks HIM if he wants to hang out.

And my day gets even worse. I'm all depressed now, so I go to a restaurant to order some wings and fries to take home to have while I drink. I put the food on top of my car while I open the door, and forget about the food; I drive away, and then the food falls into the street and ends up as a splatter-mark. So now I had to settle for some disgusting fast-food joint.

God-damn, it's been such a shitty day. I hate straight people and normalfags. I wish I had friends; I wish I had a social life. Everyone's out there enjoying life, and I'm sitting here on a Friday on this awful site drinking beer and eating disgusting food and watching old movies, and those two guys are hanging out with their friends, and then they'll hang out with each other tomorrow, and come back to work on Monday with hilarious stories and memories about their fun times, while I'll have to invent some semi-interesting anecdote for when I invariably get asked : "What did you do during the week-end?"

I should really kill myself. I just wanted to go out with this guy I like and have a fun time for a change.
15 posts and 5 images submitted.
>>
>>/lgbt/
Wrong board. Easy mistake.
>>
>>38378498
im like you except straight and also i dont have conversations with anyone
>>
Replace your chicken wings with weights, anon

File: 1499840877954.jpg (13KB, 196x195px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1499840877954.jpg
13KB, 196x195px
>tfw no bf

steamcommunity.com/id/TfwNoTomokoGf
11 posts and 2 images submitted.
>>
>>38378480
what happened to that one guy
>>
That says tfw no tomoko gf
do you want a gf or a bf
Make up your mind
>>
>>38378491
you should avoid

cebruz is a disgusting turkish steam user that gets a new "boyfriend" once a week or so and then dumps them, he's just broken mentally and will never get better, if you have a savior complex i would recommend trying to help him and then seeing that he's beyond saving

copy paste this in all his threads desu cause i'm 100% right

File: bumble.png (163KB, 738x400px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
bumble.png
163KB, 738x400px
Can someone redpill on the best dating site or app to use? Keep in mind I'm a Hung 5'9 Latino Manlet living in California
9 posts and 2 images submitted.
>>
as another hung latino manlet in socal

good luck
>>
File: 1497723756159.gif (184KB, 500x394px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1497723756159.gif
184KB, 500x394px
>>38378472
>>38378490
Your only hope is grindr
>>
>>38378472
>Can someone redpill on the best dating site or app to use?

The "redpill" is that these apps are garbage and you should meet women the normal way unless you're extremely good looking which is highly unlikely given you're asking this question in the first place.

https://youtu.be/3NaCzNqHqgw

Stacy destroys $200,000 gallery. Women are so fucking stupid. I wish sexbots would hurry and get here.
9 posts and 4 images submitted.
>>
>>38378419
don't worry the price is only that high so some gangster can launder his money
>>
File: 1476737675052.jpg (18KB, 258x256px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1476737675052.jpg
18KB, 258x256px
Looks like a scene straight out of a cheesy romcom.
>>
>>38378419
Of course it was 2 gook bitches, literally the epitome of vapid cunt whores.

File: IMG_1816.jpg (553KB, 546x942px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
IMG_1816.jpg
553KB, 546x942px
I'm a gay guy and I've noticed a lot of black guys, expecially the thug types fuck dudes or at least get blow jobs. I've seen some "straight" white guys do this but a lot more black guys do it. What's your take on this /r9k/?
6 posts and 1 images submitted.
>>
I sucked my first black cock last Saturday op do you want to hear about it?

I'm a straight 25 yo Latino male
>>
>>38378404
I've been fucked by plenty, but the biggest dick I've been fucked by was a chubby white guy. His dick had to be almost 10", god blessed him probably because he was balding, pasty and fat.
>>
>>38378404
>>38378446
This is the gayest post

File: Girl.jpg (298KB, 900x1200px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
Girl.jpg
298KB, 900x1200px
Who is this girl /r9k/? I've been seeing her for a bit but haven't been able to figure out who she was other than threads about not living past 50 if you do heroin.
9 posts and 2 images submitted.
>>
Another whore that gets shilled around just about as often as any other useless cunt.

She looks tired and has blue eyes; that's about al it takes for a typical robot to fall in love unfortunately since a robot has zero social interaction and will cling to anything remotely related

Literally worthless with shit hobbies that revolve around spending
>>
>>38378361
Are you mad anon?
>>
idk people here like to shill for these mediocre looking nobodies for some reason.

File: Jared-Kushner.jpg (320KB, 1440x960px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
Jared-Kushner.jpg
320KB, 1440x960px
Why lift when it's about political connections, wealth, and looks
11 posts and 3 images submitted.
>>
Damn, i thought i made this in /fit
>>
>>38378314
He has a purdy mouth.
>>
>>38378314
lifting is part of looks, faggot.

Hey champ, I think you're really talented guy. I've seen what you been doing on the computer there, and I'm just blown away by how good you are on the computer. And so... you know what? I got a job for you. You're coming with me, you're hired! I got an opening for you at my firm, and how's this, starting salary; $200,000/m. What do you think about that? Listen champ I need ya on my team, I've seen what you can do on the computer!
7 posts and 1 images submitted.
>>
Hell yeah dad! Here's my resume, with good eye contact and a firm handshake.

I want the job, Dad.
>>
*smiles and firmly shakes hand while maintaining eye contact* Yes sir! I can't wait to put my talents to use, I'll make an excellent addition to the workforce!
>>
>>38378311
my dad actually thinks I'm good with computers
it doesn't help that I have a CS degree
it doesn't help that I try to help him out all the time
it doesn't help that I keep all my own desktops

File: IMG_0823.jpg (9KB, 250x166px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
IMG_0823.jpg
9KB, 250x166px
>playing vidya
>randomly get insulted cuz girls are present/bravado is high

>heart starts fluttering insanely fast
>can't think of anything to say back

>leave server
>suddenly come up with brilliant responses

how can i train myself to not sperg out and go full battle autismo mode anytime this happens
15 posts and 4 images submitted.
>>
Recognize you can't outwit women and subsequently recognize that women prefer to converse with you like a bro who happens to have boobs. Just act like how you would around guys minus the sex jokes.
>>
>>38378348
No anon; it wasn't the girl that did the insulting

It was her orbiters that were trying to impress her; this happens literally every time a grill joins any server
>>
File: 1499491687783.png (444KB, 700x700px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1499491687783.png
444KB, 700x700px
>>38378297
>play video games
>12-14 year old girls start making fun of me
>try to insult them
>other guys tell me to leave the server because I'm a weirdo
When did mini vapid whores even start playing video games

File: 1499731402593.jpg (61KB, 850x1133px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1499731402593.jpg
61KB, 850x1133px
>tfw no Hex Maniac gf

How do I get a girl like this? Where would I even look for one?
122 posts and 91 images submitted.
>>
Try a graveyard.
>>
File: albedo all smiles.jpg (55KB, 503x518px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
albedo all smiles.jpg
55KB, 503x518px
>>38378230
This OP.
If you search and dig deep enough you'll find a girl that wont reject your advances.
>>
>>38378202
Back off my fuckin wife anon.

File: 1497235452430.jpg (6KB, 225x250px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1497235452430.jpg
6KB, 225x250px
Realistically speaking and all memes aside, what are the qualities that define and make a "Chad"?
45 posts and 7 images submitted.
>>
File: 1499999279687.jpg (6KB, 250x164px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1499999279687.jpg
6KB, 250x164px
>>38378194
Anyone doing better in life than I am.
>>
>>38378194
>Does he get laid regularly?

That's it pretty much.

t. actual oldfag
>>
>>38378217
This doesn't make any sense. Any regular dude with average skills can pick up some ugly girl and fuck her, that doesn't make him a Chad.

File: 1430791565040.png (19KB, 724x552px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1430791565040.png
19KB, 724x552px
>meet a really cute girl last week
>we're randomly paired to work together on a university assignment
>professor put the groups together so I'm super relieved at not having to try and find someone to work with me
>girl is actually really cool
>while we're introducing ourselves hobbies come up
>she's telling me how she's into music, I ask her what she listens to
>she says she's listening to Beethoven and Schubert right now
>asks me what I'm listening to right now
>tell her Death Grips
>she gives me this weird look like she wants to laugh but it also disgusted
>tells me "oh yeah my 15 year old brother is really into them, he likes to run around the house rapping about going places and guillotines"
>she says we should just get to work
>treats me cold as fuck now

What the fuck, /r9k/? Death Grips is patrician as fuck, it's not a fucking pop band.
54 posts and 9 images submitted.
>>
she could tell you were a fucking pleb lmao
>>
>>38378192
Sounds like a stuck up bitch
Not that you should be surprised when the people she fucking mentions as her """"""""""favorite"""""""""" are ancient composers
>>
lmao, death grips is meme shit, an insult to be called music. You got out-patricianed by a girl lmao

File: 1425957340829.gif (1008KB, 420x234px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1425957340829.gif
1008KB, 420x234px
What are you thankful for despite being a robot?

>Tfw not balding
>Tfw not a manlet
55 posts and 11 images submitted.
>>
Raised in a country where English is the primary language
>>
cheap thrills and time wasters
>>
>no acne problems
> good eyebrows
> normal looking nose


Pages: [First page] [Previous page] [2704] [2705] [2706] [2707] [2708] [2709] [2710] [2711] [2712] [2713] [2714] [2715] [2716] [2717] [2718] [2719] [2720] [2721] [2722] [2723] [2724] [Next page] [Last page]

[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / bant / biz / c / can / cgl / ck / cm / co / cock / d / diy / e / fa / fap / fit / fitlit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mlpol / mo / mtv / mu / n / news / o / out / outsoc / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / spa / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vint / vip / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y] [Search | Top | Home]
Please support this website by donating Bitcoins to 16mKtbZiwW52BLkibtCr8jUg2KVUMTxVQ5
If a post contains copyrighted or illegal content, please click on that post's [Report] button and fill out a post removal request
All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the content originated from that site. This means that 4Archive shows an archive of their content. If you need information for a Poster - contact them.