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Is Tinder evil?
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>>39133042
idk but life would probably be even worse than it is now if kids had had stuff like tinder when i was in middle school
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>>39133042
>tfw approaching 24 myself but still look and behave like a child
>tfw my peers all look like veritable grown-ups
I'm going to end my life sooner than later.
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>>39133081
I'm 27 and people still guess that I'm 21. Oh well. I'd rather look young than be a balding, fat, wrinkly old person.

Bitch looks 35. Loves the tequila a little too much I guess.

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Has a girl ever liked you but you only realized it when it was too late?
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>>39132983
Sort of, a few times, although I realized they liked me. It was more that they didn't like me ENOUGH. They would have had to basically drag me by the hand and profess undying love and then rape my dick with their face.
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>>39132983
No, a woman has never liked me
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>>39132983
yea, happened pretty recently too

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Hello, r9k. I'm going to take 1 month's worth of Flunarizine Tablets. I've looked it up on the Internet and it seems to be lethal. AMA
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>>39132944
Nice dubs

If you meet any robots on the other side tell them we love them and we're sorry
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>>39132944
You dont deserve that mercy
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>>39132944
vast majority of pill suicides don't work, dumb attentionwhore, enjoy your liver damage though lol

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>Be me
>15
>come from shit 3rd world country
>1st year in private high school
>Half the kids have government parents
>be the ultimate side character
>they casually tell me personal details
>everyone vents to me, tells me the dirt they have on other kids, teachers and whatnot
>when talking, casually bring up something they've told me
>"anon.. who tf told you that?"
>figure out most people forget what they say

>2nd year
>mhmm.. no drama this year
>bored
>check facebook one night
>some stacy makes a joke picture with a guy and girl
>shit gets stirred up and they argue for a week or 2
>get an idea
>what if.. I make a fake facebook and stir shit up in the school.
>somewhat tech savvy so I wont get caught
>think it will be a short fun thing
>only me and my 2 friends know
>add everyone
>start with writing about who rejected who
>next day at school some people accuse eachother of making the account, some arguing, pretty tame
>principal comes to class
>"this will not be tolerated; we will crack down on whoever this is, and arrest them!"
>oshit.jpg

Continue?
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>>39132898
Yes, so............ Devilish.
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>>39132898
please cotinue
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>>39132898
Fuck yes keep it going

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I'm tranny with psychopathic tendencies, BPD, autism, OCD, and emphysema. I'm ugly as sin. I feel like I'm about to reach a dangerous breaking point. I'm either going to kill myself, or something else. I really don't feel good about any of this--not anymore. I am the misanthrope. Please put me out of my misery. I'm just in a lot of emotional pain and need somebody to talk to.
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>>39132867
you sound like a garbage tier human, please hang yourself
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>>39132867
The planet is increasing it's vibratory cresendo and it's time you soulless NPD scum self-destruct

All of you
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>>39132887
>>39132896
Please don't irritate me.

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>Reddit has better threads, but the posting community and posting system is pure unadultlerated cancer
>4chan has nothing but shit threads, but the posting is slightly less cancerous and the posting process is worlds better
Is the internet lost?
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>>39132702
>Is the internet lost?
Yes.
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>>39132702
>Reddit has better threads
nope
Also, not every board is as cancerous as this one
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what exactly is better about reddits threads? they're incredibly one sided, hypocritical and biased. they're like the opposite of /pol/ but worse. just look how reddit is going to react to what just happened in spain vs charlottesvile

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Depressed NEETS and wageslaves: I promise you that for most of your getting the right job will cure it. I flunked college, had 7 different jobs that I hated, and was a virgin until 2 years ago (I'm 27 now). The job I found started at 9$/hr, physical labor. Now I make 14$/hr (plenty in Virginia to live off of), insane good benefits, about $4200 a year in bonuses, plenty of paid holidays and a paid 14 day vacation. I fuck a qt3.14 half Mexican co-worker on my our lunch break at her house around the corner from work. No longer depressed and love my life. Now I know what kind of bullshit excuses that are coming but I promise you guys 8/10 of you could make your life amazingly happy and fulfilled with the right job. Mine required no experience of school, even hire felons. Don't lie to yourself and force more misery on your life. Get the fuck out there and seize life bros!
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"You've gotta get out there and grab life by the horns, Champ. I didn't think I had the gumption to ruck through the blizzard of '67, but by God I pulled myself up by my bootstraps and snow shoes and plunged headlong into the driving snow. Sheer luck I barely got out of there with all my fingers and toes intact, but when I got to the factory, the manager was so impressed when I got to the factory that he shook my hand and hired me right on the spot. I'm expecting a lot from you, Champ, so don't disappoint out there today -- and don't forget to give a firm handshake."
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>>39132658
I was an anxiety ridden depressed drug addicted broke loser and now I drive a decent car I bought myself, lost 30 pounds of fat and gained back 19 as muscle, and suck on perfect little nipples and fuck a beautiful pink little pussy a few times a week. My parents told m they never thought I was capable of doing what I do now and love me for it. I haven't had to cry from misery in almost two years. I wake up every day at 5am and look forward the next 16-18 hours. Every night I fall asleep quickly because I'm too happy to toss and turn thinking about my mess of a life. On weekends I'm falling asleep with my arms wrapped around a beautiful 110 pound girl even though I'm fuxking ugly and I know it. This could be all of you, but you're all scared to go for it.. Just like I was...
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>>39132810
"Exactly. Every journey begins with that first step, Champ. When I was your age, I rucked through the worst snowstorm in state history to get to the interview down at the factory when my Mustang wouldn't start. They've even got a photo of me in the local paper. The manager was so impressed that he shook my hand and hired me right on the spot. Yep, I put myself through school, supported the family, bought two houses, three cars, and our summer vacationer up in Nantucket, so I expect a lot more from you than excuses and pouting, Champ. It's as easy as standing up straight, speaking with the manager about the job, giving him a firm handshake, and telling him you'll be the best hire they've ever made. You miss 100% of the shots you don't take, Champ."

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>You don't have a girlfriend? Why?
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I'm a disgusting cretin, OP.
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Because I don't get to be happy.
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>>39132622
>big dick
>decent looking
>gotten /fit/
>terrified of being genuine with somebody, I see it as being vulnerable.

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Do Robots like Kenny vs Spenny ?
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>>39132607
Yes it's funny as hell. Actually heard about it on this board, watched most of the episodes on YouTube
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>>39132607
I remembered about that show so I started watching an episode on youtube. It's not how I remember it at all, it's just a shitty reality tv show.
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>>39132607
Shit, I have the fondest memory of that one episode where they where trying to out fart each other. Oh man, that was the first time I ever really laughed so fucking hard before. It was when the episdoe first aired as well. you know, when comedy central didnt suck. It was good shit, really good shit.

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>Shop clerk starts to recognize you
>never go back
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>>39132377
i dunno man. i get gas at the same gas station and the guy behind the counter knows my car so i dont have to say a word. i just hand him my cash and walk away.
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Next time he makes eye contact you should take his cock up your NEET boipussy to assert his dominance
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>Pull into gas station.
>See someone I recognize gassing up.
>Pull out of gas station.

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How is it possible for her to be so perfect?
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>>39132349
this person does no longer exist
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>>39132407
Yes she does please don't say that. Why would you ever say that?
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>her
anon pls

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>tfw she's now comfortable with my slapping her ass
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hey you fucks, post a link
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>>39132185
nice! haha
my mom still hates that
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Me* not my

Please share a song that is meaningfuI to you so that I may add it to my personal playlist...
A song that is associated with a memory that incites feeIings of nostalgia or tears...
A song that has had a profound impact...
A song that defines you as an individuaI...

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLHsz8PuRU5kFDfWn6bHQ1yNoHAroEO8se
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>>39132084
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysPtBjY8o_A&t

This is the song I played at my friend funeral on the piano
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>>39132115
thank you anon
it is rather emotional
added to list
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>>39132084
Here's my selection, bruv

https://youtu.be/95m6u4hXZTM

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>that feel when the fembot you fell for ends up meeting a guy IRL and dating him

Anyone else know this feel?

I actually ended up turning down opportunities to fuck other girls because I was so fixated on this fembot.
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why do you have a picture of her with jizz on her face
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shutup you attention whoring nigger
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>>39132001
I hope you learned your lesson. Online relationships aren't a thing, once you get the ball rolling online you have to move fast and meet up as soon as possible, otherwise this will invariably happen.

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>when chad touches your tit in the club and your dick starts to lift your skirt up
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>>39131964
wanna know how i know you aren't a trap or cute at all?

at the most you're a hon
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>when they dare you to prove you're straight
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>>39131964
i'm not gay but this is some nice skin, aesthetic man

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