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>>38057357
Does anybody eIse on here ever get vagina envy?

l'm not sure if l really want to be a woman, but l look at my dick and just wish l had a vagina sometimes. I hate having a refractory period. I realIy wish l could have multiple orgasms. Good sex and masturbation just seem so much more pIeasurable for women it makes me deeply depressed... It just feels like both bioIogy and my body have betrayed me. Anyone here know this feeIing?

>>38057406
Does anybody eIse on here ever get vagina envy?

l'm not sure if l reaIIy want to be a woman, but l Iook at my dick and just wish l had a vagina sometimes. I hate having a refractory period. l realIy wish l could have multipIe orgasms. Good sex and masturbation just seem so much more pIeasurable for women it makes me deeply depressed..... It just feels like both bioIogy and my body have betrayed me. Anyone here know this feeling?

Does anybody eIse on here ever get vagina envy?

l'm not sure if l really want to be a woman, but l look at my dick and just wish l had a vagina sometimes. I hate having a refractory period. I realIy wish l could have multiple orgasms. Good sex and masturbation just seem so much more pIeasurable for women it makes me deeply depressed... It just feels like both biology and my body have betrayed me. Anyone else here know this feeling?

>>38057313
You're full of shit if this isn't inhibiting your quality of life enough to make you want to scream. I'm schizophrenic and trying to hold down a job so I don't wind up living on the streets and it's killing me. I hear them talk when I'm at home.

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Me but
>want no friends
>have 3 different friend groups I somehow got into
>at any one time someone somewhere wants to invite me to hang out with them
>literally never want to go
>all I want is to live in a secluded comfy house

I agree though, OP. It is definitely freeing not to have to rely on anyone for your happiness/social needs

>>38057334
Schizophrenic =/= schizoid

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>>38057309
You've already completely fallen, getting pozzed doesn't really matter at this point. Suck as much dick as your poor trap ass can get for money, you're only going further down the slope from here

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>>38057309
I want to lick whoever is that in OP

Hot story you thought up there, too bad none of it is real.

Being totally serious here - discovering r9k in 2009-10 was probably the best thing in my life. Discovering that there were other people who'd gone through the things I'd been through (like greentext threads mentioning walking around highschool during the lunch hour and hiding for periods in the bathrooms to avoid being seen sitting alone) actually brought me out of my autistic isolation to a huge degree. So it's not terrible for everyone.

Probably the main issue is your porn addition. I use a hosts list full of porn sites, and leechblock addon with firefox to keep me from viewing porn. I'd bet that constant porn is your biggest problem. If need be, you could set things up so images on 4chan don't automatically load, and you can hide threads with keywords that might provoke you to try visiting a porn site you don't have on your hosts list.

You can also use leechblock to ban you from visiting 4chan for more than say, an hour a day. After you've exceeded that limit, it locks you out of the site and you're forced to go to productive things.

>>38057293
On one hand, 4chan gave me friendships and and a sense of belonging I've really appreciated over the years and having lived through it I don't regret it

But also, a lot of the worst days I've experienced have been because of this place and the majority of my current life choices would be a lot different without spending the last ten or so years here

>>38057438
Well I'm sure a community like this is helpful for some people, but I feel many of them are people with potential who just gave up.

I have tried using site blockers a few times but I could never last for too long, I have kept trying to quit 4chan and reduce watching porn and I could never last for longer than 2 weeks.
I just need to keep trying

>>38057272
>man bun
he deserves it

>retarded child doesnt realise that he's pulling his hairline back with that ridiculous hair style

lmao chadlet BTFO

>>38057369
If you pull your hair back really tight like that you'll pull your hairline back no matter how good your genes are

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I may well be on my way out of this place as well. It's a bittersweet feeling. Farewell fellow autist. Perhaps, before you go, you could share a few nuggets of autism with us, one last time.

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I never thought I would see the day. A fellow autist getting laid. I salute you, comrade.

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I might be leaving soon too.

I can't believe it but I've pretty much got a girlfriend somehow, who's actually like 9/10 and not a degenerate.
Don't know how to ask her for sure, but it's pretty much happening.

I always knew my life had more meaning than to be stuck here forever.

It's finally time to move on.

IKTF. Losing a day IS especially painful for us NEETs because we make so much use out of our day. Some would think it would be the opposite, because we have so much time on our hands, what's one day occasionally? But the truth is, even if the wageslave lost a Saturday, it wouldn't really make a difference to him. All he was gonna do was slouch on a chair and blast the tv to try to drown out his shitty life. Maybe he'd take care of a few errands. But he has long forgotten how to live, and because life is such a painful blur regardless, losing a free day doesn't affect him too much. So even though life may speed by him, he no longer knows how to appreciate it so it really doesn't matter that he lost a little bit more. He doesn't truly recognize the potential every day has.
The NEET, on the other hand, has very productive, very rewarding, very fulfilling days. So when he loses one, he realizes how precious a gift he has lost. There are a finite amount of days given to each person, and because the NEET has such a zest for life, such an appreciation for each day, he feels the gravity of losing one of the precious few he has been given far more than the wageslave. He'll move on of course, but it still haunts him a little bit. Even though he has a significantly more rewarding life, and a string of amazing days ahead, he recognizes what he lost. To the NEET, every day is something to be cherished. Because of this, losing one of every one hundred impacts him so much more than a wageslave losing 1 or even 2 of 2.

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>>38057187
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>>38057574
This isn't a thread for your ridiculous fantasies, wagie. This thread is for us NEETS to lament on a level you can't understand.

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>>38057185
Thomas Shelby from 'Peaky Blinders'.

He has a fucking angel face and he's coooool

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>>38057207
You will never be able to unsee this.

He's a fucking robot and an example of TV before it was completely ruined by low IQ normies (this gets cancelled but Family Guy got to stay even though the only 3 jokes on the show are gratuitous violence, fake celebrity rumours and fart jokes)

>tfw dad found the petrified piss path

Please elaborate. Fap funnel?

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>>38057171
>Sis found the Smegma Sculpture
Help guys, what do?

>>38057166
I spend 4 years in in upper secondary trying 4 different classes but haven't finished any, not planning on doing so either

>>38057166
I left school at 14. How comes you have no education OP?

>>38057166

Dropped out of year 10, doing university units now to get into a degree.

Be yourself. You're not as normal as you think. Alternatively, come up w/ an excuse not to go.

Lick your hands all throughout the day when they are around.

>>38057202
I'm normally shy, so people will still try to talk to me.
Also, I definitely have to go.
>>38057278
That's unsanitary!

TFW no female(male) GF with a prepubescent penis

>>38057121
when she turns 18 I am absolutely going to be jerking off to her porns.

>>38057121

The LGBTQ+ movement is fucking backwards. They just have to make everyone accept them.
Can't they realize that 99.99% of the population doesn't care? But no, the gays and trannies just have to push their agenda down our throats.

Every LGBT parade makes me hate the LGBT community even more.

>>38057117
He was but gradually became Chad.

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flash is

>>38057220
i thought robots hated rick and morty because it's popular now

>>38057086
>doing extensive planning before making character
>not playing the fucking game like everyone else

Just play it like a normal person you sperglord

>havels
>buckler
>ice rapier
>40 vit

Someone needs to gitgud

>>38057372
one v one me

You have to be born under certain circumstances.

>>38057082
Acquire enough money to hire 4 prostitutes

>Dan Bilzerian is an American socialite, professional poker player, and trust fund beneficiary