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Ur emperor is dead lol

>>38378138
He is not.
This comment is original.

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Why are you such twat?

>>38378086
not much

thinking you can "fuck up" via text is a meme dude, womyn either like you or not and she obviously did not already

Pretty bad. Why would you contact someone who obviously ghosted you?

Let it go my man.

>>38378056

Leopold Godowsky - Passacaglia on Schubert's "unfinished symphony"
Viktor Kosenko - Passacaglia in G Minor (from 11 etudes in the form of an old dance)
Beethoven - Appassionata Sonata, 3rd mov.
Bach - Chaconne from Partita in D minor
Chopin - Ballade in G Minor
Charles Valentin Alkan - Le Festin d'Aesope
Paganini - Caprice No. 5
Kaikhosru Sorabji - Gulistan (The Rose Garden)
Nikolai Medtner - Sonata in E minor (Night Wind)
Alfred Schnittke - Requiem

i haven't seen worse taste since gorillaz shilling on/mu/, holy fuck.

>>38378198

Actually, scratch that, for Medtner, I'd probably put his Piano Quintet in C maj.

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>>38378037
pls drank watar aftr acohal pls

>alcoholic thread

That reminds me, has that samson faggot killed himself yet since he can't post selfies of himself holding drinks that look big in his tiny hands anymore?

>>38378037
Please do tell your story. I have been drinking every day for the past week now. I don't think I'm slowing down anytime soon.

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>>38378022
You would think my older sister would at least let me see her vagina. Not asking for much here. She's even said she has seen my dick. Don't know when though.

Did it make you want to lick it? or was it all roastie and gross?

>>38378022
would you please describe it

>>38377943
I'm not sure what your strange little game is going to turn out to be OP, but I'm curious to see what it is.

I never have.

>>38377943
Pretty much everyone on this board

>>38377943
How long do you have to go without sex to be considered a virgin? If it's over 5 months I'm a virgin again

>>38377917
Give me a minute op I'll give you some links they may not be the most depressing but they make me feel better when I down and out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_-Gld700LE

this cool shit

That's Liife - Frank Sinatra
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIiUqfxFttM
Save Me - Globus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPDqThq9QA0
Let's Go - Stuck In The Sound
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52Gg9CqhbP8

>>38377901
Sorry, anon. We love Chads now.

if there is 1 thing that's lower than a robot, is to suck chads dick. you can't go lower than that.

give it up faggots. no chad in the world would crown you into normiehood

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>>38377901

Who are you even talking to right now?

Don't blame anyone but yourself. You made the choice.

>>38377893
Next time you want to smoke, don't. Repeat ad infinatum.

Congratulations, you are now no longer addicted to smoking.

You're still a phaggot though. No cure for that.

>>38378955
Not OP but my dad actually did get me addicted to cigarette. He would come home from work and make me light his cigarette for him, but you can't keep them lit without inhaling, so I would have to take the first drag for him, and then hand it to him. And now I'm addicted.

>>38377842
>Please im in love.
don't lie anon,
how can you love somebody who you have only seen pics of?

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>>38377842
Ok I'll spoon-feed you this one time OP, don't tell anyone

>>38377842
fuxking nigger ass

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Could be worse I guess. I really want summer to be over with already so football (American and International) would be back. I miss cool sunday mornings watching epl and then then nfl as the day progresses.

I need to start jogging or running but I am always beat up from work so I have to find out how to get in motion and begin being healthier.

Also tfw no gf

I'm really struggling with long term goals. I really don't know what I want in life, and things like savings, losing weight and stopping smoking always lose out to instant gratification.

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I feel nothing but absolutely debilitating misery at this point, there's nothing to wake up to and I can't find any rest. How the fuck did it all go so fucking wrong?

The real Chads were absolute bros. Not the jerks and bullies but the guys who were just nice to everyone. Not your fault you won the lottery of life. I just wish I could've been like you.

>>38377722

Yeah, real chad's are nice to everyone because since they have everything going for them, there isn't a single fiber of hatred in their body. I honestly never understood where Chad hate came from, they were always nice to me.

>>38377677
By the time Chads were clearly defined I was already willfully isolated.

It's OK, Chad, don't blame yourself. Besides, I came out fine... more or less.

>>38377676

Giving countless handjobs and constantly holding on to things while getting railed out can give you arms like that

>>38377676
be sure to cut the forearms in a way that emphasizes the underlying muscle tone

>>3837769
I technically do all of those things. How come my arms look like Dick Cheney's bloated dead ballsack?

>>38377673
How to induce breast milk

>>38377803
You have a child and your clauastrom? Comes in and your baby has to work hard to get that out of you. After a few days of that your milk drops and that's much easier for your baby to get. To the point that your almost drowning him.

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>>38377839
Found out its spell colostrum. Here are a pair of boobs for the trouble (random Pic online)

>>38377651
literally drugs and alcohol.

I wanna get some coke too so I can replace ritaline.

>>38377651
Running helps.. any exercise really

>>38377651
play dota and rhythm games to forget