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>>36875030
she's keeping you around for emotional support while riding chad's cock

>>36875030
I've been called "nice" and "kind" too, in my case the only girls I interact with pretty much act like I'm "one of the girls", so you can probably figure out what they mean by that.

>sweet
bad news
>kind
bad news
>calm

This is okay. Women like strong, steady men. Still, if she isnt' already fucking you, it aint' happening

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>>36875007
You end up as a cuck raising your bullies child who hates you until he realizes what you've done for him and he still fucking hates you.
snape dindu nuffin

>>36875071
Snape was more of a wizard than Grindelwald's BF over here ever was.

He is the ultimate cuck.

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>>36875181
he was also b e s t b o y

>>36874997
/tv/ is the worst board on 4chan everybody knows that

they have cuck porn threads every night that stay up for hours

Every board on every chan laughs at /r9k/.

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>>36875023
>this damage control
wew

>>36874925
drowning in cream sounds pretty nice, sweet sleepy time forever :-)

>>36875008
You feel good about letting things beat you down and giving up?

>>36874925
stupid phrase for today.

Imagine when you were chruning the butter that a bunch of people just put a lid on the bucket and laughed.

no way to escape, just stay forever and slowly die in the bucket of butter next to a corpse.

>>36874892
I want to undress this guy and suck on his nipples, #NOHOMO

I can't right now, but I will later tonight.

>>36874892
No dangies, I'm not like that slut Kiki.

>>36874862
I don't know, hopefully my doctor will be able to tell me after I meet with him tomorrow.

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i would reckon that individuals possessing major depressive disorder or other depressive disorders are more likely than the average population to be lazy, unpleasant cowards

could be that depressive disorder develops from inability to cope with one's self being those things and an inability or unwillingness to change one's self or the perception of one's self

me, i tend to try and de-sterilize my depressive symptoms when they arise; wouldn't at all claim any depression out of principle. i tend more towards the explanation that character defects are the root cause, and certainly not some unassailable chemical imbalance that is only solved through psychotropic medication

i probably sound a bit bonkers but i'm pretty alright imo

>>36874983

Let me know if you get an pill shakabrah

>DOOR STUCK, DOOR STUCK, PLEASE, I BEG YOU

I'm sorry for the mess, I'll clean it up later.

>>36874715
>I'll see you on the dark side of the moon

Less irony. More sincerity

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>>36874603
less
>normies
>women
>trap fetishists
>traps, trannies and /lgbt/ posters
>/pol/ posters and other racists
>Pedos aka loli fetishists.

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>>36874603
Need a fembot to step up and fuck us like in my hentai doujins

I'm not bored enough to do it right now. But I remember it was mostly
>switch
>experimentalist
>non-monogamist
>degader

Like the anon above, don't feel like taking it again but I am 99% switch

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I'm unexciting and unoriginal.

>>36874539
Enjoy destroying your body

Me but not intentionally because that's fucking dumb, I'm poor and there's nothing to eat.

>>36874547
I don't care, tired of being a fat fuck.

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>>36874459
I saw my dad and he made lovely cheesy pizza with chillis and potato chunks covered in chili-ower and stuff

lovely food

>>36874459
Stop drinkin 4loko w/ your texmex food.

>>36874459
Nothing. I ran out of most of my food over the weekend and I'm too depressed to leave my bed and go grocery shopping. I think I'm just gonna starve and see what happens.

>>36874335
>tfw still missing her even after she blocked me

I still miss her even after I started ghosting her.

>>36874398
why'd she block you bro?

>>36874267
Road trip in africa

>>36874301
that's not the way i wanna die though

A trip to Detroit.

it is your mother who is the failure in this scenario

>>36874253
U should finish her suffering there are many ways, I recommend a burn down all thd campus.

>>36874219
HAHaha serve you right statue fag.

>>36874127
i feel ya brotha, same thing happened to me with cuck and diaper threads, fun at first but then they go way too far

yes but only because i know what the people who make those threads look like IRL

>>36874189
Like there's just so many threads, about essentially the same thing. Men dressing as a girl or whatever to feel pretty and get off. Again I got no problem with it, more power to them but it's just the waves and waves of the same thread with the same anons posting anime girls to come across as cute when they truly are just fat sweaty white guys in their dark bedrooms alone.