Is Notch a robot?
>>39223554
He certainly is autistic. But I think he's too rich and well-known to be a true robot.
If a neckbeard won the lottery, yeah
Yes. Billionaire and all he does is argue with SJWs on twitter.
Can't make friends either due to the fact. It's a one-of-a-kind feel.
Have you ever been playfully teased by a cute girl?
>>39223508
Yes been called an idiot, retard, one girl laughed saying I will never find a gf, girls here refuse to hangout with me cause they would be embarrassed. It was good times.
>>39223508
My 14 year old sister likes to torment me, calls me a pathetic virgin and how I'll never find a gf. I swear one day I'm going to kill the little cunt.
>>39223508
Yeah, in the 8th grade me and this cute girl from my class got sent outside to sit in the hall because we were causing problems. She had this little necklace that was actually a container of bubbles and a thing to blow them with and she sat there and blew bubbles in my face and giggled the whole time. One got in my eye and it burned so I hit her hand and she went and sat away from me.
Camgirl trying to get me to go to her site while I was on ps4 lel
Asked her if she was a bot after a short conversation and she actually said no, so I think she might be real. But im fucking eating right now, so i dont feel like checking.
If any of y'all have a ps4, y'all could try it
lmao but report back with pics if shes real.
lol enjoy. Trust no thot though..
are you a real person. no one is this dumb
>>39223445
seriously? its a bot, retard
>>39223799
yeah, i'm real >:^(
>>39223848
you're probably right, she never sent another message back. oh well
So do you faggot still ask for advice on the image board with people like that?
>>39223348
sure
a guy like that is going to have some unique opinions
>>39223348
DESU I'd want advice on how to not end up like that.
>German box
knew it, fucking Germans and their shit fetish.
>today
>leave for eclipse after a month of planning
>start drive at 5am, arrive in SC at 8am
>wait outside local park until it opens
>pick best spot i can find and put down a blanket
>put on glasses to make sure i miss nothing
>sit around for an hour waiting
>normies all around me
>couples, families, friends, im the only single viewer there
>killmeplease.jpg
>finally, see the moon start to obscure the sun
>fuckyes.jpg
>realize how long this is gonna take
>totality isnt for another hour
>gotta piss because i actually keep hydrated
>take glasses off, start walking to bathroom
>trip on stairs
>glasses fall to ground
>some normie steps on them and causes left eye to rip
>she apologizes and runs off before i can say anything
>go to entrance, theyve run out of free glasses
>decide to just use the right eye
>when i get back, i use my phone and shitpost because i have nothing better to do
>>39223241
(cont)
>few minutes later, overhear normies that the moon is almost there
>put on glasses and cover left eye with a hat
>can barely see the outline
>decide fuck it, take glasses off
>NOPE.AVI
>right eye hurts like hell
>remove hat after i see the other normies remove their glasses and view totality with left eye
>it's not even all that special, yet everyone else is freaking out like it's the second coming of jesus
>after sun starts to reappear, people start clapping
>run to car to try to get out before traffic
>end up spending 4 hours getting back while being unable to use my right eye
Why the fuck was this so hyped up? I could've gotten the exact same experience just looking at pictures of it. I even bought my glasses a month ahead of time, yet I ended up worse than the people who relied on a handout!
>>39223248
>I even bought my glasses a month ahead of time, yet I ended up worse than the people who relied on a handout!
welcome to social democracy
>>39223241
>>39223248
>he fell for the "witness the cool eclipse" meme
where would i even go to start talking to people
how do you even initiate a conversation, let alone a conversation with a stranger
>>39223140
School usually
>>39223274
so I assume college is my last chance before I'm basically fucked?
>>39223295
School is just a word man, many places put you in a similar enviroment, you could join a cooking class, meetup.com, a book club, aa anything where people gather for a purpose and if you go to a hobby you enjoy it'll be even easier since you'll have common ground. Don't go anywhere with high expectations even if everyone has your same interests it may not work out if that happens don't even trip dog you'll be aliright
theres so many qt3.14 black girls in the us. I don't see nearly as many in england
>>39223010
>qt
>black
excuse me?
>>39223376
fuck off back to pol retard
Yeah. Depends what you are into honestly. I live in a rural area in TN and most of he blacks girls here are ghetto black which I happen to like. Nice dark skin,smooth and hair is natural.
Im a grill female woman girl. Describe me what do you look like and how big is your dick and ill masturbate to you.
Fuck off, roaster cunt.
I look like metallica and my benis is big but not too big
>>39222851
I am 6'4', somewhat built but mostly my arms. I have the jaw of a lego guy, grey eyes and ugly hair. I rarely smile because it's gay and also because I got a tooth knock out last week.
I am currently wearing pants of some sort, covered in oil stains and dirt. As this is the internet, I obviously have a dick like a pringles can (original salt flavor).
What's the source on that pic?
>join discord server
>banned for no reason
why are people so rude.
>>39222811
>join discord server
>shitpost on every channel
>seriously get on several admins nerves
>get banned
Why are people such cucks :^)
>>39222811
>no reason
i think you're not telling the whole truth there bucko
>>39222895
b-but I am. I am just an anon looking to make new friends..
I found it very miserable for so long being who I am, Like most of society is sexually oriented in some way and they atleast have a chance with not being alone... I recently foudn love with an asexual girl And shes just so amazing shes just like me in every single way >////< I think it would be pretty funny to get anon's opinion on the situation
and they said to drop my standards...
>>39222609
Did you actively go out and search for a girl to get into a relationship? When I found out that I was asexual(a year ago, I'm 22, I'm retarded I know) I decided to not care about getting a gf. My life is still horrible and everyone looks down on me but why do you care about getting a girlfriend?
>>39222609
so if you're both asexual, then aren't you just friends instead of bf gf? without sex, a romantic relationship would essentially be platonic, right?
By what kind of monster would you rather get raped?
>Orc
>Minotaur
>Dragon
>Plant
>Ogre
etc, you tell me
>>39222587
tHIS ALPHa MaalE
>>39222677
I don't blame you, he's HAWT
Dragon, then I'll raise it to become a weapon destruction and wreck some shit
TFW life just seems different when your childhood pet passes away.
Everything seems so dull, so shitty now. Can't imagine how life will be when my mom passes away
My dog died a little over a year ago and my place just feels empty.
>>39222421
>It'll be okay, he's in a better place
>Time heals all wounds
>You'll be fine in no time
Ha.
I probably will kill myself when my parents die. Only reason I haven't pulled the trigger is because they don't deserve to go through that.
Why are wh*te people so unsanitary?
>>39222382
Maybe that one doesn't have the money to afford a mexican cleaning woman.
>>39222382
Their black washes off.
Allow me to correct you.
>Why are uncleanly people so uncleanly?
>Why are lazy people so lazy?
>That feel when your gf gets angry at you for no reason
Goddamnit she does this everytime we have sex. Fellow robots post your feels
>>39222245
>gf
get out of OUR BOARD NORMIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>no reason
>everytime we have sex
Sure they're not unrelated anon? You're probably just shit in bed and she's mad because all you cared about was getting your nut.
>tfw my inferiority complex combined with my dependency issues and low intellect make me unironically think that there is only one person in the world (a close friend) who is right about everything he says
>tfw realize this is not the case
>mfw pathetic
Blessed is the man that endureth temptation: for when he is tried, he shall receive the crown of life, which the Lord hath promised to them that love him. - James 1:12
>>39222220
Blessed are the destroyers of false hope, for they are the true Messiahs - Cursed are the god-adorers, for they shall be shorn sheep!
I wish God would come down to this planet from Heaven so I could fight it. That sounds like a stupid idea, but that's really how I want to go out. Cast into the world it created only to learn from it and reject it ultimately in preparation to battle for omnipotence. I'd be rolling and dodging its light and dark magic running and gunning with my sword & two Glocks. And I'd be completely naked with nothing but a fox tail butt plug and a baby mask. The whole world would watch as I am finally wiped out and reduced to ash by a huge fucking beam of energy. Afterwards the fear of God is restored in humanity and it returns to the Classical Era.
religion is self-delusion