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>my cat dead
>lol
Holy shit OP how are you so retarded?

>my cat dead
Are you talking to fucking Coco the gorilla?

She's pretty stupid to not accept the apology desu. But lol, really? How did you manage to mess that up?

I'm sure there's been one or two happy times. Give me a couple of days and I'll get back to you.

First time I ever watched Star Trek The Next Generation. I watched it all day everyday until it was over. I still watch it on the space channel everyday. I've seen it so many times. It's the best show ever made.

>>34964775
Sucking off a asian trap that I pad 150 for.

nigga are you in jail or what

>>34964670
I guess South America. Maybe Argentina.

>>34964680
argie here. That satelital TV thing is not from here

how big is her lady dick

>>34964618
>penis
I just knew

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>>34964618
>Would you like to have sexual intercourse with this woman?

that depends, does she have a penis? If not I am NOT interested. Thanks.

>>34964520
Why do I feel bad soon after, though?

>>34964520
>don't want gf
>masturbate
>don't want gf
more like this

No
>Want gf
>Masturbate
>Want gf more
>get a little depressed

>Night already

Fucking yuroniggers

Also she'd burn the coal

>>34964486
whats the point
He isnt here

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>>34964533
what does this look like to you?

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i'm 22 and i'm hopeful. self improving myself by going to the gym this year has helped a lot. last night i talked to a girl on discord, and she asked what my belly looked like. i posted a half naked picture of myself and she responded with this gif. i hadn't felt that happy in so long, that someone actually liked me, at least physically. it felt so amazing.

i'm hopeful. i plan on maybe joining my school's anime club, going to events, and not just staying in my room all the time.

>>34964429
I'm 19. I believe there is a girl like that out there but I don't think I'll ever meet her. I'm losing hope. I'm so lonely.

>>34964429
I'm 27 and I know there is no chance whatsoever haha

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>>34964370

>Hunger: 5/10; ate around 6 hours ago.
>Comfort: 4/10; really tired and walked about 3 miles to get back home. i'm also getting sick.
>Bladder: 9/10; pissed and shat when I got back.
>Energy: 2/10; didn't sleep at all last night because i'm getting sick.
>Fun: 1/10; i'm so bored i'm about ready to kill myself.
>Social: 1/10; the only person I've interacted with today was a cashier.
>Hygiene: 9/10; just showered.
>Environment: 4/10; my apartment has no aesthetic it's just walls and garbage everywhere.

well that was fun. back to wishing i had the guts to kill myself.

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>Hunger
10
>Comfort
8
>Bladder
8
>Energy
7
>Fun
7
>Social
4
>Hygiene
7
>Environment
10
>Husky
-10000000000000000000000000000

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>>34964370
>hunger 5/10 (feeling pretty hungry atm familio)
>comfort 6/10
>bladder 6/10 (gotta piss soon)
>energy 4/10
>fun 3/10 (bored as fuck)
>social 5/10
>hygiene 7/10
>environment 5/10

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>>34964307
you've been /RUSED/

Try again in a week. You can do it

take a shit and weigh yourself again

but youre probably lying because youre a fat piece of shit who doesnt know how to count calories or eat in moderation

>>34964248
It feels great, actually, Just amazing. Love it. But only if it's the person I love.

I wouldn't know what it's like to please a man because I am a HHKV

>>34965067
What does the second H stand for? Never seen it like this.

We have a pretty good relationship since our parents are dead and she's disabled so we spend all our time together. I'm her only friend so she's really clingy to me so she can be a crybaby sometimes but I love my sister a lot, she's a good girl.

>>34964423

Nice try.
origna,ikli

>>34964423
You should marry her, it's the only way.

coz weeb cartoons made you think they are

>>34964072
>implying asians with nice boobs exist

>tons of makeup
>plastic surgery
>cherry picking

Majority of Asians are ghoulish.

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>>34963596
>>Does your waifu express any dreams in her show?
Not really.
She does appear in the main characters "coma" when he has a near death experience
>>What kind of dreams are they? Would you support them no matter what?
Any dreams, yeah.
>>What are some of your dreams?
Not be alone
Finding someone.
Wanting to be a chef.
>>Have you ever achieved any of them?
No

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>Does your waifu express any dreams in her show?

I don't think so, haven't seen any if she ever has

>What are some of your dreams?

Just hugging her. And learning to draw... and probably getting /fit/


>Have you ever achieved any of them?

not even close baybe

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>>34963596
>Does your waifu express any dreams in her show?
If by dreams you mean literal ones (i.e. things envisioned during one's sleep), then no. If by dreams you mean goals/aspirations, her only main one really is just to have friends

>What kind of dreams are they? Would you support them no matter what?
As previously mentioned, she dreams to have friends, and I'd support her no matter what seeing as nothing bad could come out of such a dream
>What are some of your dreams?
Presumably you mean ones that are physically possible. Ultimately, all I want more than anything else is to be in the situation I am in now, except a hikki NEET with more money. Waifubots also would be nice. If by dreams you mean literal ones, then I have none, as I cannot dream.
>Have you ever achieved any of them?
As I still yearn for it, evidently not

someone please talk to me I need a (You) the crippling loneliness is killing me please help

>>34963378
Finally someone drew the mom

les go then wooo

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>>34963378

>tfw always treated my mom like shit when she was around my friends because she was an immigrant and I felt embarassed around my white middleclass friends when she talked in her south american accent

Did you get one with fuel injection?

>>34963367
Not sure.
2012 cbr250. Fucking clutch is a bitch to learn.

>>34963430
If you're not sure then it's fuel injected. A carburetor requires you to move a little switch thing around when you start it.