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Excuse me...
Terribly sorry to bother you. Do you know who I am?
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is that Chip Kelly?
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>>35267052
R O N N I E P I C K E R I N G
the absolute madman
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I'm CUNNY (fuckin') SLICKENING
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>tfw addicted to candy
not like this
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>tfw communists exist
why? just why? how is god real if these people are real
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post good candy in this thread
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>>35267180
how abouut these?
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Must hve pfp
talk when joining
girls wont bite
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Just a groupchat full of normies.
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>>35267118
nonsense anime fag
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>>35267222
>nonsense anime fag
oregano
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If you don't know this guy you might aswell..
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>>35267005
This is a promise with a catch..
On
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die mother fucker
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"I am the god I worship"
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>be 12-14 years old
>fake stomach ache
>get to stay home from school
>enjoy glorious Runescape/WoW and early Halo and CoD era of gaming
>those long summer mornings and afternoons where you'd be levelling and BTFO your friends from school when they logged in that night and you had a huge headstart
>how jealous they'd be when you told them everything you did
>lie down for 1 hr when mummybot gets home and get a comfy soup made for you
those were the days lads
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>>35266993
>those were the days lads
and it's all over
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>>35267057
shh, they can't take our memories away anon
>tfw rushing in a few cheeky Warsong Gulches before school started
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>>35267176
>tfw beating Gravemind on legendary for the first time
>tfw 11 years later you barely enjoy games
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/r9k/ has become such a shithole recently. It used to be ripe with stimulating conversation, discussion of relatable problems and self improvement. Now all I see is porn.
We've become /lgbt/'s depressed sibling. Nothing but traps and homos everywhere. How are people supposed to get their shit together when they're bombarded by such Jewery?
We demand that /r9k/ become a blue board. There is no other way. The moderators clearly cannot be trusted to keep this community together. Thus begins the first /crusader/ general!
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>>35266935
this has been requested like 100 times already, to no avail. /r9k/ is staying red and gay, end of story.
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>>35267086
It's time we shit up /r9k/ and /qa/ since they fail to do anything about the traps and porn
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>it's yet another meta thread
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>5'7" and a forth, 145 pounds
>Recently turned 18
Is it even worth trying to get laid, or should I just fuck boipussy and vice versa?
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>>35266932
my friend is the same as you and he's like a social god. But he's also a high IQ extrovert. You can work on yourself and become like him, if you want.
Btw he's dating someone taller than him.
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>>35266932
don't become a degenerate faggot please
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>>35267101
Too late
origu
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/r9k/ is mostly shit right now. The fastest threads are nearly all garbage (race bait, trap threads, gay ERP threads, etc.). Awful fast threads do not ruin a board as long as they do not prevent anything else from getting replies, but generally any threads that require effort or thought to reply to do pretty poorly.
Here are some basic solutions to this:
1) Bump threads you think are good. This is the most important thing to do. If you see a thread and think it's clever or it looks like some effort went into creating it, please bump it. If somebody posts lengthy greentext then, unless it's obvious garbage, bump the thread even if you don't read it. If you have nothing to say, that's fine, but as long as a thread you like is at page 7 or 8 you should try to get it to page 1. A slow thread does not stay slow forever, and each time a thread goes to page 1 it has a chance to gain momentum and enjoy post velocity for a little while. Do not give up on something because it seems dead, most of the catalog seems dead.
2) Do not flame bad threads. Trap threads do so well in large part because people flame them. Everybody who has browsed here for two weeks has heard somebody say that women cannot be robots, or that gender dysphoria is a mental illness, and almost everybody is familiar with the logic behind those statements. Stop participating in five year old flame wars that only shit up the board by keeping absolute garbage on the front page. Ignore or filter bad
3) Try using the catalog. It can be fun to see how threads have evolved, but you are much more likely to find decent OPs on /r9k/ using the catalog, because most things that stick to the first page are damn near awful.
Discuss and post suggestions for making /r9k/ better.
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>>35266931
jhfgjhgfjhfgjhgfj
bumping
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>>35266931
this trash heap will sink no matter what
r9k died 2 years ago
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bump
orayjayneal
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Darkness
Imprisoning me
All that I see
Absolute horror
I cannot live
I cannot die
Trapped in myself
Body my holding cell
Can't believe this isn't original
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I prefer
Life it seems, will fade away
Drifting further every day
Getting lost within myself
Nothing matters no one else
I have lost the will to live
Simply nothing more to give
There is nothing more for me
Need the end to set me free
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>>35266911
THEY ARE THE PANZER ELITE
BORN TO COMPETE
NEVER RETREAT
GHOST DIVISION
LEAVING OR DEAD
ALWAYS AHEAD
FED BY YOUR DREAD
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POOPOO
PEEPEE
NOW MOMMY
HAS TO CHANGE ME
*guitar solo*
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Is mixed martial arts a normie thing?
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>>35266905
all sports are normie things
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every robot should learn to fight so they can crush chad or any other assorted normie if they fuck with you.
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>I suck and cannot excel at any of the marital arts...better just learn the basics of all of them and call myself a "mixed martial artist"
I am horribly depressed
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Why tho??
Hb dxhkk
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>>35266867
Can't believe this was original
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I would trade my left egg for an ibm keyboard
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Knock knock knock. Are you there, anon?
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>>35266859
Come on, my life is miserable enough don't play me like this.
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NO, FUCK OFF.
>*goes back to sleep*
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>>35266859
>tfw she's never coming
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I'm slightly attractive and very mildly socially confident, how do I find a girlfriend? Is Tinder a good place to start?
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Tinder works for fucking. I fucked a fat nigger on tinder after she thought I wanted to date her then blocked her number and never talked to her again.
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online dating feels unnatural and it's not the great way to start a relationship.
If I were you, I'd volunteer in a pet shelter or something. It's full of young women volunteers and that type of stuff usually attracts good women.
Just be friendly and start off slowly without ever pushing anything. Let her set the pace and follow and be natural. eventually if something was meant to be it will happen.
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yeah tinder's a great place to start after you douse yourself in gasoline
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>the practice gf escaped
GOD FUCK I HATE THIS HWORE BITHC
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>>35266801
I hope she never sees you again and lives happily ever after.
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>>35266801
Come on anon. how'd you let that happen?
Oh well, just be happy this happened with the practice gf and not the real one.
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>Guys younger than me have a comfy office job, wife, and house in the suburbs
>I'm still a khv living with my parents and working skill-less jobs because I didn't go to college
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>>35266750
Unless you got turned down specifically during a job interview and cited it was solely because you didn't go to college that's not true. You never had your foot in the door to begin with.
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>spent the past 4 years of my life taking care of my late father instead of going to school or working
>now stuck taking care of my paraplegic bedridden grandfather
>tfw if I enlisted in the military right out of high school 7 years ago I wouldn't be such a fucking loser compared to kids younger than me
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>>35266750
>tfw people your age have new cars and are getting houses and fucking daily
>tfw you only have new consoles and only fuck your fleshlight