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>>38309481
expanded article, this seemed ridiculous and I was right.

It's not about finding a gf, it's just about being infertile, to aid with having kids despite being gay and such.

http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/723323/Sexual-partner-fertility-disability-World-Health-Organisation-IVF

So I trade sex for autismbux? Sounds like a good deal to me.

>>38309569
>that last sip
Why did he killed him? How did he get a weapon there? Isn't that a police station?

What happened to Conniefag? Did she leave for good?

Poo doesn't go in undies, it goes in the loo.

Poo in loo.

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>>38309584

Still mad that Steven went out with me instead of you, Sadie?

AND EVERYBODY IS AFRAID OF ME

<spoiler>Listened to Knife Man today, it was solid.

>>38310405
I love Knife Man too. The whole trilogy of albums from People to Knife Man is amazing.

I GET BRONCHITIS TWICE A YEAR AT LEAST

>>38309432
>Break with a girl
>R9k aka losers' containment boar
Fuck off to /adv/ normalcunt.

>>38309432
why would she assault your sister?
retarded relationship or bad meme?

>>38309516
We stayed at my parents for a month last year because we couldn't move into our new place for a month and my sister was being a total bitch all the time to my gf and they ended up fighting

>>38309414
WHYYYYYYYYY
If Chad Brandis can't be happy, what hope is there for the rest of us?!

>>38309414
Holy fucking shit I didn't even know he died. What the actual fuck.

>>38309414
>(((suicide)))
>27
More like satanic human sacrifice

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonathan_Brandis

>>38309377
>Tfw heart of a poet (faggot)
I don't cry that often but when I do it comes fucking pouring out, last I cried was the end of June, before that I think around March, but yeah I lift weights and kickbox so maybe I'm not a complete faggot.

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>>38309687
you seem like it though
roboto

>>38309756
I'm more of a Cyborg since I'm not a virgin, but yeah I'm a bit of a gayboi.

K but get dressed you faggot

>>38309304
b-but you're n-naked

>>38309304
cute boy, needs to shave though

>>38309240
dude nothing is a deal breaker to me, I just want someone to spend time with

I just wish she'd have bigger nipples. I seriously dont see a problem here.

I don't understand your question. I like those nips though.

Who the fuck is that neverheard wagecuck normie?
And why should I care?

Shilling for (you)'s how deplorable

Reeeeeeeeeeeeee I will subscribe though like the Anglo voice

>>38309186
*unsheathes big black cock*

>>38309186
* unsheathes how many faggy threads are allowed on a board at once? its like 3 already, post in the same one ffs*

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>*sages and reports*
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>38309180
or traps, or rp fags or other similar gay circlejerks.

i gave up on groups and just have people add me and chat when a thread for making friends is up

>>38309180
Are there really nazi /pol/ posters or are people just larping?

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Why do so many robots from discords and steam groups I've been on tend to be ironic weebs as well?

>>38309139
last night.... or this morning, i cant really remember. its all blurry to me. im just a sad person in general. my sleep schedules pretty fucked so i dont see anybody ever. im so lonely. im so sad.

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>>38309139
two nights ago from a visual novel, it doesnt take much

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>>38309139
a few weeks ago at the last episode of Little Witch Academia

>>38309121
In case of emo, it's hard to keep alive a subculture that has main goal of killing themselves.

all scene guys were gay. it wasn't a population ecosystem.

because scene died it's all about pretending you're gothic instead of emo now

>>38309114
I have bedbugs instead of roaches.

>>38309114
Not too squeamish to pick them up.
Very concerned I have an infestation though.

Call an exterminator

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>>38309114
Roaches ! It's time to cook !

>>38309078
Murphy's Law, anon. They'll live another 30 years. They'll just be invalids with multiple expensive health problems for most of that time. My grandmother did it. She had diabeetus, high blood pressure, heart problems, breast cancer, osteoporosis, and multiple other things. She just bitterly kept ignoring everything the doctors told her to do and surviving anyway, going through multiple major hospitalizations and needing lots of nursing care and generally inflicting herself on everyone in the family before dying at 93.

I got my dad to stop chewing and we start lifting together recently. Bretty gud considering he asked his father to stop drinking and was promptly denied (he ended up dying of alcoholism.)

>mom had me at 35
>smokes a pack a day
>fat
>stressed out because she has to work full time and babysit my invalid grandpa

I tried to get her to vape but it feels useless now. My mom spends her vacation taking grandpa to cancer clinics and when he gets bad news she gets heart palpitations and dizziness. She used to grow roses.

>she keeps guilt tripping that me, my sister, and brother won't care for her when she's like her father
>honestly, she's right
>like he needs so much care and it takes such a toll

Part of me is deeply resentful because
>could never have people over to my house because grandpa walks around in diapers
>constant guilt over the bad hateful thoughts I have towards him
>constant guilt I don't help my mom with him

Like he shit all over the floor and I could have cleaned it up but I didn't.

He's all she talks about. When we're alone, she tries to justify leaving him alone. It's infuriating because she used to have so many hobbies.

T-tick tock, anons....