>mom discovered the prostate pickle
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>slave squeezed the semen sponge
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>neighbor found the blowbang shed
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I had a hard kekerino at this
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>Just discovered that my country is in the minority of the world because we take a shower or bath every day
I fucking what?
How does a stable society exist in a country where it isn't a GIVEN that you're supposed to shower every day?
Most of the WORLD doesn't shower every day apparently
What the FUCK
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I shower once a week and I'm worth about 500k
Fuck showers
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>>39271113
I only shower if I have to leave my house.
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>>39271113
>he fell for the cleanliness jew
I shower 2-3 times a week and people are regularly surprised how young i look.
Also have no acne or skin rash problems.
Constant showering is a meme pushed on us by normies, wagecucks and chemical industries.
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>Didn't win lottery
>Still have to clock in tomorrow
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>>39271052
but i'd rather be working for a paycheck than wait in to win the lotery-eeeh-ooohhhh
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>>39271052
>didn't win the lottery
>off tomorrow
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>>39271130
/mu/ get out
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Normie-Robot Hybrid Thread 2017-08-24 04:30:12 Post No.39271008
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Normie-Robot Hybrid Thread
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Anyone else here straddling the line between normie and robot?
>Have decent sized friend group, people to eat lunch with
>Some extra-curriculars
>People treat you almost school-shootery, but still nice
>Very dark humor that you have to keep to yourself
>Anime/Vidya references you have to keep to yourself
Who else is like this?
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you mean a cyborg?
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>people to eat lunch with
Dude you don't know shit about being a robot. I haven't had lunch with another human being in at least three years.
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>>39271044
no, he's a newfag underage phoneposter
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I'm going to to try list all the anime I ever watched whilst my tea steeps. 2017-08-24 04:30:00 Post No.39271004
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I'm going to to try list all the anime I ever watched whilst my tea steeps.
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Neon Genesis Evangelion
Deathnote
Yu-Gi-Oh(Unfinished)
Pokemon(U)
Nadia Secret of Blue Water(U)
Gate
A certain magical index
A certain scientific railgun
elfen lied
your name
tales from earthsea
paterma inverted
steins gate
monster musume
konosuba
deathnote
aldnoah zero(U)
k-on
spiral:the bonds of reasoning
trigun
chrono crusade(U)
berserk
attack on titan
future diary
black lagoon
cat planet cuties
akiba strip
code grass
danganropa
count of monte cristo anime
erased
fate stay night
full metal alchemist
hellsing
hellsing ultimate
girls und panzer
golgo 13
gurrenn laggen
kill la kill
space patrol lululco
love chuunibyo and other delusions
mysterious girlfriend x
no game no life
now and then here and there(U)
one punch man
madoka magicka
spice and wolf
sword art online
anne of green gables
Speed Racer(U)
probably more I am forgetting that I will remember after I post
Then there's a bunch I couldn't really get into like Legend of Galactic heroes, cowboy bebop, ghost in the shell, jojos bizarre adventure and whatever else. I don't really count ones I gave up on quickly.
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No bleach? Terrible pacing but rukia a cute
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>>39271004
forgot melancholy of haruhi suzu-whatever
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>>39271004
distinct lack of haruhi on this list
from this list I'm guessing you aren't into SoL though... if you liked Kill la kill you'll like haruhi I think
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I'm thinking about getting a job. Is it worth it?
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if you work more than 6 hours per day it's not, no matter how much you get paid
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depends on if you get a real job where you do something interesting and feel like you accomplish things at work that you wouldn't get to do staying at home, like being a pilot and flying around.
not worth it if you end up doing menial tasks in retail
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It depends what the job is and what you want out of it
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>touched my ass
>now my finger smells like shit
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>>39270961
what did you expect?
origan
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>>39270961
I get curious sometimes and slide my finger along my butt crack and then smell it. Usually smells alright
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>>39270961
wipe your fucking ass you pig. invest is wet wipes too, or a bidet
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>mfw new bf is uncircumcised
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>>39270852
Ew, gross. Did you dump him yet?
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Well if you ever need facial cream
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Hmmmmm I wonder who is behind this thread
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Gf appreciation thread 2017-08-24 04:17:34 Post No.39270788
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I'll start.
I love my gf because she adorable, soft, nerdy, soft and always there for me.
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>>39270788
also she is soft
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Twist: OP's """""""""""gf"""""""""" has a benis
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>>39270788
XD yeah dude i also love my girlfriend, we enjoy being robots together
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>be neet
>step-sister has her bf over
>they get into an argument
>it starts getting physical
>after a while of loud noises and yelling I hear the door open and close
>see her a couple hours later with a bunch of bruises and black eye
>father and his gf come home and yell at me asking why I didn't do anything
>lie and say I was asleep with headphones on
>'still you should've done something'
I don't know why i'm responsible for some dumb ass roastie getting herself into an abusive relationship.
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>>39270716
Women secretly love being abused OP, I don't know why this is but they get a high off of having a victim complex and being dominated. I know this girl who's been pushed down a flight of stairs by her bf who doesn't work that I could absolutely beat the shit out of if I wanted to because he's skinny as a ducking twig but dresses like a wigged faggot and has a kid that's not even hers. Your sister is just a dumb ducking roastie that revels in the abuse. You're right not to get yourself in between them it's a lost cause that you needn't inconvience yourself for. Tell them to fuck off and that your sister is a big girl now that can make her own decisions. If she gets abused it's because she chooses too. You can't protect a roastie from her own stupidity.
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>>39270716
You're a shitty person for not protecting her. She may not be blood-related, but she's family.
>>39270821
Not literally abused, only roughed up a bit in bed.
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>>39270860
>You're a shitty person for not protecting her
Im shitty for not wanting to get involved in some stupid drama that I don't need to get involved in. oki.
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>people might be talking shit about you
at least they know you exist
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men that gossip are usually incredibly insecure
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>people care about people talking shit about them
literally why
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>>39270726
*repressed faggots
ftfy
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I come bearing great news 2017-08-24 04:11:15 Post No.39270691
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I come bearing great news
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I'm not a regular here. I've maintained a few close friends my whole life. Never quite slipped too deep into they abyss. Instead of NEET at 21, I joined the Army. Paid for school. Got an easy job. Not bragging, just got lucky enough to get tough love and support when I needed it. So having been where you haven't, I have wonder news for all you forlorn and sad "it's too late for me"s. It will give you immeasurable hope and confidence.
Your dick's experience is more like spicy tolerance than an RPG Lv system. If you go too long without, you're basically a virgin again. Most vaginal nerves are in the first three inches. None of the obstacles you associate with your lack of sexual experience or dick are anything but a mild inconvenience for sex in a relationship. You could still fuck with a micropenis. You think you don't deserve these women but they're fucking dumb and don't have interests. You're legitimately better than them if you have ANY skill. Need to remember that mid conversation with her? Ask what she does for fun. Laugh when she's stuck. She has no interests. She's not the arty fartsy self actualized goddess on FB you stalked. She's a liar in every sense, trying desperately to hide that she's SO FUCKING LAME ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY. This is how you be confident. You are a man. You're only gonna improve.
We're all nervous. We all slip through the cracks at some level. Don't buy into these buzzword memes that dismiss living a life. Yeah, some parts are shitty. Yeah, some people are shitty. Yeah, sometimes you feel shitty. Yeah, being raised by a woman gimps your game.
Pretend you're awesome. Treat people like they're awesome. Suspect they're as nervous as you. You're gonna be okay. She's fucking lame anyway. Who cares if she rejects you? There are more of them than us.
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>>39270691
wow high status post neets on suicide watch
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>>39270691
I think the Guts pics and the timing of this post did something for me. it'll probably disappear in like 5 minutes but thanks man I don't want to kill myself as bad
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>>39270725
Dude it's half the board. I just wanna help.
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>humans live only a measly 80-100 years
Suicide doesn't seem like a terrible option
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You're not really killing yourself you're just dying slightly earlier
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>>39270607
don't want a murakumo girlfriend
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>>39270607
Either there isn't an afterlife abd your life and its duration mean nothing when it's over, or there is an afterlife which is literally infinitely more important that the temporal one.
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Why do liberals so zealously defend the most illiberal religion? It makes zero sense
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There is no answer.
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They're brown so that obviously means they have culture worth preserving
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The people that follow this religion are a minority. That's it. Don't think too hard about it, liberals will see a brown person and feel sorry for it.
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I DIDN'T ASK FOR THIS KIND OF SUFFERING
>College starts next week
>Ultra normalfag college forces way too much interaction
>have to do some 4 day orientation-type thing (in addition to the other 2 days we spent in normal orientation)
>that adds up to SIX FUCKING DAYS DEALING WITH NORMALFAGS
>levels of anxiety are out the fucking roof by now
>can't eat or sleep for the past several weeks
>at one point couldn't even eat for several days because of the stress and anxiety
>feel like I'm going to throw up/vomit 24/7
>having panic attacks, shaking, getting out of control
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
WHY THE FUCK CAN'T I JUST GET AN EDUCATION WITHOUT BEING FORCED TO DO SO MUCH SHIT THAT MAKES ME SEVERELY UNCOMFORTABLE
What the original FUCK is a robot supposed to do in a situation like this?
How the fuck do I keep calm and act like a normal human being?
As I'm typing this I feel like I'm trying to prevent myself from throwing up.
WHY CAN'T THEY LEAVE ME IN PEACE
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>>39270348
You went to college expecting not to have to talk to normalfags? You must be some kind of fucking cyborg cuz every true robot knows you have to deal with normalfags and you either don't go, or you hate yourself enough and force them away from you.
What are you majoring in? You education could be absolutely fucking useless without being able to network.
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>>39270563
nigga how the fuck is a khhv 5'4 retard that has spent his life so far in his room by himself a cyborg?
nigga I can't even leave the house without my hands uncontrollably shaking.
I am majoring in graphic design. Before you say it's shitty, art is the only thing I enjoy and it is being paid for by my family (it's also very cheap because of scholarships and other shit)
my point is that I don't know how to deal with going to all these shitty social events that they're forcing on me. It's making me extremely uncomfortable.
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>>39270348
Look you fucking faggot, this is your opportunity to get laid. Show up, restrain yourself from having an autistic hissy fit and try to be cool. You might either make a girl friend that you can hang out with later and maybe make your gf one day, or become friends with some normies or Chads that can get you into parties/hook you up with a girl. This your time to break out of robotdom you dumb nigger. Don't fuck it up.