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I'm pedo and i regret today.
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Good, pedophiles should just kill themselves.
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Why tho?
Originallol
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>>37372530
Good. Do the world a favour and jump off a bridge you piece of trash.
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Hows your guy's depression treating you tonight?
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>>37372511
Really bad,i have a court hearing for neetbux in a week and im very anxious,got any tips?
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My guy's depression is ruining this night for me like it ruins almost every night. I don't know if I can handle this much longer, he's dragging me down too and I can't help him. I love him and I want to be with him, but we're both miserable. I don't know what to do.
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im on 20mg of adderall now. I won't be depressed until noon.
i just need to survive talking to my oneitis at work
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>tfw almost half of 2017 is gone
HELP
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>>37372422
>almost my bday again
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>>37372422
>tomorrow was day before yesterday last week
i don't even experience time anymore
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>>37372422
Time goes by fast I'm already 22 and I don't wanna grow uo. Shit I have to now
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>smoke weed
>Something weird happens
>Go to the hospital
Are degenerate stoners literally fucking retarded ?
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>>37372328
what the hell are you talking about?
original?
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>>37372328
>not just taking it easy and smoking a little at a time until a nice mellow high builds up
You're a fucking idiot if you smoke a ton of weed at once. Ten times out of ten you will freak the fuck out. One time I even had a seizure after smoking too much.
It must be annoying as fuck for ER personnel to get people who smoked too much too quickly wasting their time.
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Ask me how I know you've never smoked weed
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>cat chases after jingly ball
>says "mrrmrrmrrmrrmrr" while running instead of "meow"
>cat gets comfy while being petted
>prrs are short and quiet and broken up instead of "prrrrrr...prrrrrrrrr..."
is this cat broken
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It's probably fine. My cat makes this weird "chirping" noise when she meows for some reason.
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>>37372319
>>37372232
Cats have a lot of vocalization. Both of your cats are normal.
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>>37372327
oh okay thanks. Also sometimes when she lays down and I go to pet her she reaches out and traps my hand with her claws and bites and licks, but also kicks away my arm with her hind legs. What's that about?
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I have two goals this year. Hit on girls until it becomes easy for me,.and get an asian gf. I'm not your classic Wapanese faggeeet. I'm not really into anime and shit. But I love asian women. Japanese and Korean are tops but a reflection of where I live.. VANCOUVER BC. THE MOST ASIAN CITY OUTSIDE OF ASIA! !
Just going downtown today I saw 3 asian girls I could spend the rest if my life with. I really wanted to talk to the first one but "have you finished high school" didnt sound like the best opener. I'm positive she glanced at me a few times but assholes kept sitting in the wrong seats and blocking my view.
The last one was with some douchey guy and her body language made me die a little inside. U felt bitter.
A Japanese girl from ok cupid added me on snap chat and deleted her ok cupid. I am finally talking to her again and when I asked her when we coukd hang-out she said 'not yet. Back from Japan 6/27'
Wellllllllll that's not a no !!! I dont care if this makes me some kind of horrible white guy. A sexual imperislist. Yellow fever etc. If I was a white teen girl who liked black guys ppl would call me brave. A white guy that likes black girls... progressive.
Genes like to mix. I've been with nothing but white girls and my next gf will be asian. The only curveball may be that she's Thai or Cambodian instead of Japanese. I got to know a girl volunteering that us asian and dhe seemed thrilled when i asked her out. Later when She finally messaged me i asked her whats up instead of.. hey ..date and time what works for you
I gotta admit that really hurt. I understand it hut we got to know each other really well. I wont make that mistake with Larissa. My soon to be asian princess.
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>>37371883
>my next gf
freeze frame. You know the drill. Get the fuck out.
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>>37371905
Fuck off overweight cunt
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>>37372230
I think you may be confused. fuck off
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Hello /r9k/, how have you been spending your freetime? Also could anyone recommend things from a pharmacy that'd get me fucked up. Thanks.
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I've been posting nonsensical garbage on r9k
I don't know anything about drugs im a good boy
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>>37371913
What sort of nonsensical garbage?
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>>37371931
literal s4s levels of nonsensical garbage
I think Im gonna stop though because Im worried people are getting annoyed
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How the fuck do you even reach the point of becoming a wizard? Why not just get a fucking hooker?
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You will finally reach sweet wizard status where you feel no feels or shame about anything.
It's steady sailing from there to the end.
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>get hooker
>she's an undercover cop
>arrested
>face plastered on police website/news
>go to court
>sentenced to community service and probation
>can't get a sex crime expunged
>your name and face will forever be on the internet for soliciting a prostitute
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25 year old kissless handholdless lost cause here.
I don't want a hooker, I want my waifu but she isn't real and real women are fucking terrible at both love and sex.
I'd rather just do nothing and kill myself at 40. None of this shit has any point anyway.
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Who else /qtcatboi/ here?
>Tfw str8 Bois want to fuck my boipucci
>6 inch juicy feminine and hairless uncut cocc
>Round booty and feminine hips
>Hrt already gave me tiny tits but Bois think I'm very feminine and send me lewd comments and dms
Pic related it's me
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>>37371471
>imgur filename
ok
anyways let's see that boipuss
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ok, congrats man.
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please stop LARPing and just post more of that female boy
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Just get a haircut bro!
Just wear a suit bro!
Just groom your face bro!
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He's like a bully telling you things that will actually improve your life.
...actually now that i think about it, most bullies do that if you actually listen to them instead of bitching about it on the internet
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His advice is shit. I was trimming my beard the wrong way for months because of him.
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>>37371651
How can you trim a beard wrong?
>>37371345
He is like 5'4. I don't think he could bully anyone.
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I hate myself and I'm going to die alone.
I lack the mental energy to give a damn
about anything anymore. I've taken the redpill on women and now only see them as annoying little shits who only want chad to cradle them, yet I want a girl to cuddle and love me so badly. What do I do anons...
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Become the Chad, at most, become a Brad if possible.
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>>37371055
I could probably fix you but it's a lot of work and hard to set up. I'll just tell you, read into gestalt therapy and stop playing games
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>>37371055
Find a guy to cuddle and love
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im 25 slept with around 30 something women am am 80% submissive and into cuckolding. I hate my life and plan on killing myself around 30. AMA
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>>37370854
I don't get the picture.
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>>37370854
Dayum. Your life must be relly shit if you want to wait another 5 years.
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>>37370871
it's the hottest new meme on the block. step right up! step right up!
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>was a normalfag in middle school and highschool
>started dating my first girlfriend in middle school
>she broke up with me in 10th grade
>thought she was cheating on me with another guy but I could never find evidence
>get a new gf, she's a friend of my last gf
>strangely there's no drama between them
>she breaks up with me before graduation
>get mad
>think one of my friends is cucking me, but I can't find any proof again
>angrily go off to university and cut off contact with everyone
>fast forward to last spring last year
>bump into them by coincidence
>they eventually admit they were in fact cheating on me
>but not with other men
>they're lesbians
>they've been fucking around with each other since 8th grade
>they were just using me as a beard
>got invited to their wedding
What the fuck do I do? I mean, I befriended them again, so I thought it was bridge under the water, but now I'm suddenly really bitter over getting cucked all those years ago.
I think that paranoia caused me to become a recluse too. I cut off contact with just about everyone after highschool and I haven't had a GF since. I haven't had that many friends since that happened either.
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>cucked by lesbians
>bridge under the water
this fucking thread
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>>37370872
>bridge under the water
fuck.
It's 1AM here
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>>37370910
its ok anon it made me laugh may I ask why you even befriended them again though
>oh boy I do hope anon likes my new haircut! :3
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That is quite a nice haircut
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>>37370772
Why do girls do this? They always end up looking like pre-teen boys.
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>>37370772
Darlin' don't you go and cut your hair, do you think it's gonna make him change?
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I wish I knew how to understand and connect with people. I try to be nice and understanding, but I just can't stop feeling constantly paranoid that they hate me, that I'm bothering them. I just hate myself, and I can't stop assuming everyone else does too. I have friends, and on the surface people seem okay talking to me, but I just can't help but feel people just haven't figured out I'm a fraud or they're just too nice to say it.
I wish I knew what was fucking wrong with me. Sorry if this post is cliche or stupid.
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Well... have you tried being yourself?
Who gives a shit what people think you this is your life don't let other people ruin it for you. Get a therapist it helped just to have another person rationalize or tell you out loud instead of over a tibetan silk collecting forum
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>>37370740
My advice is to just stop caring. You stay fixating an worrying about it like you are, and it'll grow with you, getting worse.
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iktf
I'm rolling with it though, maybe once I feel I understand more about myself and the world I'll come back down and help people in the same way.