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You are gay, deal with it, faggot.

Traps are purely a str8 FETISH. Psychological studies confirm that gay people don't care for them at all.

>>39153290
>being attracted to that manly frame
>being attracted to those hairy arms
>being attracted to that manly jaw
sorry ur gay

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>>39153248
The only thing older than me was the green troll face

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>>39153248
<3oxxy

>>39153236
It's extremely terrifying and it feels like it lasts a lifetime.

I have the intruder type, so there is a presence that feels hostile and like it wants to harm me, it appears as like a twisted face that snakes around the room like a shadow.

I can feel it breath on my neck when it comes close enough.

>>39153236
>>39153283
they're just illusions your mind has made up.

>>39153295
I know that but it feels extremely real

>>39153170
>same picture
You lazy fuck

>>39153640
I have other pictures

You won't last, you'll give up and be forgotten

>>39152842
Go on nofap.

Get a girlfriend.

Either/and should make a positive impact.

>>39152842
Just grow your dick, dicklet.

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You don't.

Being degraded is too enjoyable.

Now I'm hard again.

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I'll post my results.

Severe stress and anxiety, and extremely severe depression. No surprise.

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heh looks like im the winner here

>>39152844
Congratulations on your highscore.
Your prize is pity and eternal despair.

Nice to be dead, to be dead, dead.

RIP Bruce, a legend, a gentleman and a decent bloke all around.

>rip bruce he wuz well influential n shiet
every british celebrity on twitter right now

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Stop caring. You're only causing anxiety to yourself. Shes a nobody Anon.

>>39152607
you shouldn't have asked

should've just shown her your BWC, she was waiting for it ;^)

Once you go black, we won't take you back.

Coalburners and oil drillers gtfo

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Honestly can someone explain why not?

If she doesn't have a std and really likes you and you like her whats the problem?

hm i want to answer yes so it tricks staceys into doin this

>>39152259
>>>>>>>REDDIT
Lelelele

Was this cognitive behavioural therapy? All they can do is set a path for you and nothing more. Just normie advice like "make it your goal next week to wake up early and join a local social club, one step at a time anon".

If you don't like who you are then why not change into who you want to be?

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>>39151992

While if you're a man you need to be the one doing the messaging unless you're a 10/10 with a great job and even then you probably should be doing the messaging so don't wait around for matches. Okcupid has a nice format but in the Lower Mainland of BC it doesn't really have enough users to be worth while, maybe 100 in my age range (18-22). I've heard it's been dying off so that might be your problem. Plenty of Fish has a much bigger user base where I live at least so you might want to try that. Tinder is of course the biggest but it is pure cancer.

As for messages I can't really tell you an advice that would be any better than what google will tell you but the ratio you should keep in mind is 1 response for every 10 messages you send out, again unless you're a chad.

playfully criticize them about their profile, put a :P face somewhere.
if you have balls, don't use the :P face, then they'll get all defensive, it's hilarious.

women are ridiculously defensive now because they spend a lot of time on social media and reflect all the online toxicity onto themselves, they spend a shitload of time in Youtube comments, more than any middle aged man.

>>39152131
this is actually wise advice

if you don't workout, you need to.

highschool drop out here
where do you think you are?

Dropout here. What makes you think I turned my life around and saved myself?

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Dropped out after 8th grade, never went to highschool.
Got my Ged because it was piss easy.
Dicked off learning programming/web dev for about 5 years until I was 22ish when my mother died.
Bummed around with extended family, went homeless etc.
Got a job, taught myself how to drive(by stealing my aunts car), got my license, uncle fights me/kicks me out, moved in across country with a good friend who had a really cheap room for sale.

I've screwed a few girls along the way but nothing to brag about.

currently seeking a new place because my dickhole landlord decided he wants to kick everyone out so his faggot kids can move in

>>39151691
Cebruz
<dg

>>39151691
It's a hard tie between political shills, LGBT posters, and "fembots"

>>39151691
All the tripfags in the hug your sister threads. I genuinely want them all to die.

gonna make mine

bump

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wumc - intercourse with nature

>>39151776
That actually works

>>39151653
How do I tie my shoes, OP?

>>39151653
how do i shoop the whoop?

>>39151653
>smartest
>doesn't even spell entice correctly
I know this is bait but come on anon.