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>Stop telling yourself you're useless
I won't partake in self delusion

What is there to gain?

>>37400257
You have the potential to become someone people love
>>37400278
Happiness and a good life. Start self-improving if you dont want to live a (presumably )miserable life until you kill yourself

>>37400234
holy christ are you a fag or what

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>>37400292
No. I just had a friend that was like that, but he just vanished many months ago. I miss watching videos with someone, playing a game and having their support. I miss reading a story to someone as they fall asleep. I miss it so much it hurts.

> are you a fag or what

At this point I just want someone like that. It doesn't matter if it's a male, female or whatever.

>>37400346
you read them stories aloud as if they're a child? hahaha

>22
>I'm a shit person
>The more control I had over my life the worse it became, so it seems like what made me undesirable was me

>How old are you?
23
>Why do you think things are this way?
if i really knew i could maybe fix it. i think for one thing girls generally dont like guys like me. i dont want to take charge, only object if something really bothers me. i dont like to tell other people what to do.
this sort of lead to that naive belief i have where i want a relationship to naturally develop as opposed to forcing it which obviously doesnt work.
also i bloomed super late, never gave a shit about girls up until i graduated high school.
and of course im physically unattractive.
>What made you so undesirable throughout your life?
bad acne when i was a kid, never knew how to dress and groom myself (still dont really), hobbies that girls hate, friends that girls hate, going with the flow attitude which girls hate...the only things i really have going for me is that i try to be genuine and that im not mentally ill.

>19
> boring and bitter
I failed to develop any hobbies or interests in my life. I had an episode with tabletop strategies, but got overwhelmed with the cost and gave up quickly. I was also obese throughout middle school and most of the high school.

>>37399994
>>37399994
Not me.

Orgeranoriso

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>go to farmer's market
>pick a apple from bin and eat it without paying
/literallyDEVIL/

>>37399994
>literally eating a carcinogen
kek

>>37399837
Because there is literally no proof of such a ludicrous accusation.

Hillary was just desperate, and thought that we were still living in the 60's during the Red Scare when you could accuse someone of being a russian spy and get them locked up.

We have corrupts counties, that let Illegal immigrants vote, or stuff the ballot box with duplicate votes. Broward county is a perfect example (Debbie Wasserman Shultz's county)

Because there are millions of illegals in the US and zero proof to the Russia story.

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I wasted my whole night browsing this shit board instead of playing video games I was looking forward to.

Hi normies anon, I want an advice on dealing with unfamiliar classroom or situation when you have to be in room with a lot of strangers.

>>37399634
How can I start talking to people on social meetings without coming off as creepy?

Convincing people to stop watching porn would do most of the work

>>37399630
>7.5"
>"average"
Seriously?

>>37399630
Stop giving a shit about your dick size :^)

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>>37399591
Tight delicious loli body.

I'm fond of the ass. I think about them all the time and long to touch.

chubby +thicc dicc

Also it feels good contributing to society. Even if its just working at McDonalds or Walmart. Hey you made someone's burger or stocked the shelves. You've improved society a little bit.

How is that not better than NEETdom?

>He doesn't have any productive hobbies
>His job is the only thing that gives his life meaning
>He doesn't have a guaranteed passive income
Poor poor wagie, you have my pity.

You seem to think that people get some kind of intrinsic value out of doing "good" things which isn't really true.

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I'll get to it eventually.

In the words of my family, "[my] only real skill is disappointing everyone."

Well obviously. On the other hand many of the people in my ancestral tree had children who failed to reproduce so I'm not anything special really.

I bathe when I'm forced to leave my house which can vary a lot but probably like once a week or twice a month on average. It's too much work.

>>37399455
when my hair reeks too much to sleep

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How can you people live without showering? I am a neet too but I couldn't fucking live without showering at least once a day or so.

My best bet is that people who does that are very obese and it takes them real work to get into the shower or bathtub so that's why they don't. Am I correct?

>>37399447
>26
>maybe woo a qt freshman
you will be that weird old guy at this point, it depends on your looks as well

also computer science is mostly guys, isn't it?

>>37399476
this. OP prepare to have your dreams shattered. all you'll find are a bunch of betas and maybe one chick who won't want you anyway. I speak from personal experience

>>37399510
>>37399476
i concede, there will probably be no girls in computer science, but on the positive side I might be able to make friends? i don't have any friends

>Dad
165

>Mom
154

>me
167

take that dad

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>>37399430
mum
>6'

dad
>6'

>me
6'2"

FUCK YOU MUMMY THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DATE MANLETS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Dad: 6'3

Mom: 5'5

Me: 5'9

>>37399421
I hate every woman that uses this much makeup, the only girls that catch my eyes are the ones with really pale skin and very little makeup

>>37399421
Excessive, phony, pretentious, obnoxious, basic bitch. That's what comes to mind.

>>37399421
>What do you think/assume about girls who do their makeup like this?
The by-product of when cultures have specific expectations for specific genders.

I hope it's like pic related and you take that fat L senpai
Nah I kid good luck with it desu

I've got my test in exactly 2 weeks from today, mf vicroads better gimmie that shit I need to drive

>>37399050
>tfw you didn't have to do a parallel park

Easiest test of my life desu