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ITT autistic things we used to do in childhood
I used to take clean bed linen and cover my entire body with it, mostly head, while rolling and pretending I am travelling in some other dimension. This exhausted me and when I got out of the linen the world always seemed different, like something changed.
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>>36515272
That's just called having an imagination, not autism
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>>36515272
sounds like fun desu
Oregonolhio
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>>36515272
I used to do the same thing but I thought I was in some sort of alien cocoon
games /r9k/ plays
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>>36515268
I still play and replay kh desu
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>>36515268
Probably one of the better FF games.
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>>36515268
I'm getting some good rounds of Splatoon in before July.
Game is gonna be ded then. I dont have the Switch and really cant stand the idea of spending $300 on that POS.
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When did u realize that normies don't have hard sex?
They usually just do missionary and boring sex
Most of them don't know how to have sex
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>>36515267
I realized this while watching porn of amateur and college kids thrusting weakly. Do your fucking research and hit the g spot retards
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That's why I want to be a normie. Hard sex is hard work, especially the cleanup
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>>36515295
desu it is. to have really good sex i need to do opiates to go forever and stims to keep a drive then i thrust out of my mind for fucking ever like 30+ min and get soaked in sweat and feel tired as fuck. its pretty fun though and the chick loses her mind every time
>tfw hikikomori
>tfw i will be 10 days without electricity
what should i do lads
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>>36515251
Charge everything. Use your car to charge your phone and keep a bunch of movies on it. Maybe get some books to read.
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>>36515263
how could hikikomori own a car
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>>36515496
you just discovered a normie
his next tip will be:
>go to your girlfriend's house for a while
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what ever happened to rose/randytaylor69?
I heard she used to frequent 4chan but someone from /g/ doxxed her and she got scared and never posted again, 4chan or YouTube
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I think she did used to come to 4chan. She's literally the perfect girl, or at least she was ~8 years ago.
Beautiful, funny, smart, interesting, politically incorrect, likes gaming, frequents 4chan, bit of a loner/recluse, few friends. She's the complete opposite of what girls are like these days. I hope I meet a girl like Rose someday.
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>>36515736
she is now a generic london hipster
tragic
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>>36516046
I mean she is 31. We all grow up and change eventually. Besides, we don't really know what she's like now at all. Might still be the same old Rose but just doesn't post videos.
I feel sorry for all the anons that love her and don't live in London though. It sucks to love someone and know you'll never meet them, I've felt my fair share of that shit. I'm lucky in this case, however. I have a chance of actually bumping into her someday. Anyone know whereabouts in London she lives/goes?
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I need both the love of god and a woman
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You can have my steaming pile of shit and eat it.
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>>36515150
Why not follow a matriarchal religion and knock out both of em together?
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>>36516392
>You can have my steaming pile of shit and eat it.
and my axe.
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>son of an incredibly rich man
>tall
>white
>blue eyes
>many friends
>can do whatever I want
>go on /r9k/ and make /depression general/
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Well you could spent your money on fellow robots here...
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>>36515140
money can't buy happiness. also depression isn't real, anybody can define it for themselves.
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>>36515559
>money can't buy happiness
but they can bought plenty of things and its better to cry in pallace than in some small dirty flat
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I fucking hate americans so much for doing shit like this
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Soul Eater is next
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>>36515082
If you don't like that version:
>don't pay for it or promote it
>make your own
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>>36515082
Why, for making an american adaptation that does not affect the original works in any way?
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A nigger family recently moved into the neighborhood. They're so low-class they decided to purchase a generator for electricity. This fucking thing is so loud I can no longer sleep well. I'm scared to make a noise complaint because they could threaten me. Why cant /niggers/ ever have some decency?
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tfw living in an all white neighborhood
feels good senpai
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>>36515055
Tfw living in the relative country. Just enough to get decent internet while being far enough away from other people to do whatever the fuck you want.
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>>36515055
How is a generator even cheaper? Wouldn't the price you have to pay for gas be way more expensive?
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>[portion controls you]
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>>36515039
>Hows your diet going?
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>>36515039
>You've actually gained weight.
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>You have to lose million pounds to make this operation happen
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I'm the 'guy who hasn't masturbated for over a year'.
If you're bored of masturbating, then trying to quit will show you just how addicted you are. I hated being controlled by a genetic imperative so easily. The disconnect between horny mental state and 'post fap' mental state was a physical shock to me. I hated that deeply, how I was blatantly shown how little control I had other my own thought processes.
Another was emotional stability reasons- I was an infrequent masturbator anyway- once every 2-5 days (There's a reason why but it's a tangent), and I'd noticed that on the masturbation day I'd be different. I'd be angrier, easily saddened or enraged.
This I hated because again it was lack of control over myself.
There were two other reasons:
Sleep deprival, where night-time arousal was causing me to awaken over and over again during the night and preventing me from sleeping. Giving me a lose-lose situation since knocking one out would raise my heart rate and wake me up anyway.
Another was random daytime arousal. IT felt like I'd be spending most of each day in heat, like some kind of animal. It felt like a constant strain. A constant strain of desire that I detested.
http://issoutv.com/view.php?v=58fa16b448016
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Every time I felt tempted to masturbate again I reminded myself of these core reasons and the desire could be suppressed.
Now this isn't perfect, I still have a sex drive, but I no longer feel as if it's eating away at me any more. I feel a lot more in control of my thoughts and actions.
There's no doubt a placebo factor in my personal beliefs here, but it's clear to me that it can't account for everything.
The overall point here being that you should formulate and harden key reasons that matter to you and write them down somewhere. Then you can look them up to remind your arousal-addled brain as to why you were doing this in the first place.
Your brain actively deletes and ignores memories to get you to engage in sexual activity, when you're forming your judgement call and making a decision, so having this hard and written down and unalterable by your brain manipulating you to get its endorphin fix helps.
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>>36515026
You're pretty hot. I'm gonna fap one last time to you.
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>>36515026
Salut frere, je suppose que t'es de jv avec le lien de issoutv.
J'ai tente le nofap depuis la nouvelle annee et j'arrete pas d'echouer au bout de 2-4 jours, ca fait 4 mois que ca dure j'en peux plus. T'aurais pas des conseils a donner? J'essaye le moins d'aller sur des sites nsfw (jv, 4chan, porn, etc), j'ai meme mis un bloqueur de site sur mon navi, mais rien ne marche pour l'instant, je desactive toujours quand la pulsion devient trop grande.
Comment t'as procede pour faire un an sans mastu?
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My body hurts every morning. I barely sleep, and have nightmares any time I sleep for more than an hour. My social life is falling apart, my relations with my family are strained from how negative I've become. I've given up on my diet. I struggle to stand up straight because my back and my shoulder refuse to do so without sharp pains. I think about drinking every night, and I think about killing myself every morning. The two out of seven days I don't have to go to the godless misery factory that is my job I barely have the energy or motivation to use it to do anything but lie in bed and go on 4chan because what's the fucking point. I've been a NEET before, but I can't afford to live that way anymore. It isn't sustainable, I don't have a mom's basement to hide in, and wageslavery seems to be all there is.
How do I get out of this? I don't want to die but it seems like my only way out.
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Church I think
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do some heroin boy. kill the pain. go see your local pusher.
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>>36515204
No way, that's digging while you're already in a hole
OP needs a massage, a chiropractor, and w e e d.
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Do you treat the elderly with respect or do you find them annoying and useless like I do?
>tfw an old hag is slowly walking down the stairs ahead of me and I want to push her down them
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I'm hungry and she probably makes really nice cookies. You monster.
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>>36514976
I laughon the insidewhen people say elderly rest homes like Alexian are cruel. Do these people not realize the alternatives? You can either A let them live on their own and just die of starvation because they literally can't properly function as a human being. Or B you can take the burden on your shoulders and have to be their nurse 24/7 until they croak. Humans are selfish so B isn't an option, and option A is cruel. So elderly homes are the most humane solution.
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>>36514976
"Old people are the greatest! Their filled with wisdom and experience" their nice I guess.
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Boy has the last few days been crazy
>Be me
I'm not in employment
>Wake up and i am feeling a bit ruff
Maybe i didn't sleep to well
>Try to go back too sleep.
I can't
Damn
>Turn on computer seeing threads on 4chan about uni (uni means college i came to find) i then decide that i may aswell apply to my local
>Community college
>Starting to get excited by the idea
>Send off an application and decide to go for a walk
And HOLY SHIT
>that was the moment i saw something bizarre decline even that was when i saw her.
Cont....?
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>>36514915
nobody gives a shit, op.
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>>36514915
Go on op im listening
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Do not continue. Get out, normie.
Fuck this country!!!!!!!!
I am fucking surrounded with muslims. My city is 95 % muslim and dont want muslim friends since I would have to be PC.
>tfw you will never have friends with same political believes
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>>36514863
Which country is this? Sweden?
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>>36514881
probably lives in afghanistan
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>>36514881
I'd guess he's in Turkey.