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>tfw you've become bored with all your porn and it's nearly impossible to nut
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>>39276249
If it's difficult to nut why not just not nut?
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>>39276249
>>39276263
This
I'm glad I have ED because I was wasting way too much time fapping. Now I'm spending it at the gym and dedicating it to things I'm actually interested in. I only hope I continue to have ED. I wouldn't care if I ever got another stiffy again. Obviously khv
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>>39276249
Happened to me, I feel like I saw everything in porn.
I also have DE from too much deathgrip.
Tried nofap but i keep failing after 4-5 days.
>get invited to a party like some sort of normie
>don't fuck up terribly for the first few hours
>end up with a cute girl sitting on my lap
>get hard, but it's too small for her to feel
>she suddenly lets out a gargantuan fart and the vibrating of her sizable ass combined with the heat pushes me over the edge
>she laughs out of embarrassment and turns around, getting off of my lap and tries to apologize while I'm still violently cumming
>notices the rapidly growing stain on my crotch, as well as the cum on the ass of her jeans
time to kill myself
don't fall for the brap meme
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Kek, that's pretty bad desu
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>>39276117
yeah, its a good thing for anon that it never happened
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>>39276134
i wish i never happened desu
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This is a human penis. Why are you not sucking one?
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I'm fat and no human being is capable of doing anything sexual-related to me.
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This is a cute boy butt
Why aren't you licking one?
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>>39276124
because twinks are shit you retard
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>tfw no bimbo around my penis
What kind of grill do you want to have wrapped around your benis, /r9k/?
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My cuddlebuddy gf
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I wish I could be wrapped around a girl's penis.
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I love bimbos but I'm ftm and they only want dick. Kill me.
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coffee thread
whatre you drinking anon? do you prefer tea? how long have you been drinking it?
>shitty starbucks iced coffee
>8 years
>nice
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only faggots drink tea and coffee
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Just some boring 8 o'clock blend brewed with my aeropress, like every weekday morning. I love tea too but if I had to pick one it would be coffee. Shit, I've been drinking it for almost 20 years now probably. I started young
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>make closest approximation to espresso I can with a drip brewer and bustelo brand grounds
>alternate sips of coffee with a rum and seltzer, occasionally taking a puff of my cigarette
breakfast of champions
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Could you imagine being Stephen hawking?
>worlds most genius physicist
>he can solve all the physics problems
>he can build any machine for science
>he can answer life's toughest question
>he can speak at any college
All of this and at the end of the day girls will never have lustful feelings towards him because he's ugly. Like holy shit man, all these achievements and high rank but no woman to please. Fucking sucks. Hope he is a Chad in the next life. He seriously deserves that.
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>>39276001
He's actually really into abusive femdom from what I hear.
Also, if I was him, I'd probably have existential crises ever day. Like everyone else who's bound to a wheelchair and uses a computer to talk is literally retarded. What if I'm actually retarded and people are just being nice to me like they do with all the other retards?
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>>39276001
>There are probably some girls lusting after him
Hah...this makes me think about lesser known speakers at colleges and universities and even high schools, obviously presidents and politicians will speak at big name schools with large reputations but what about small community colleges hidden out in the country or unofficial schools hidden away
They probably get speakers just as great and if not better as well as students with ideas who people don't care about because they are not famous
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>>39276001
You realize he had 2 wives and 3 children?
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I was making tinder account when i realized that i dont have any pictures of me. Would i mirror selfie work, how do i make myself look better in the picture. What do i write for the bio, all i do is play videogames?
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No selfie. Unless you want 0 matches. Be outside, or at least not at home. Wear something decent, not sweatpants. Ask a friend to take a picture. Put in something funny and brief in the bio.
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Have picture with friends, one with girls and one doing a hobby. If you're not a Chad, don't bother, tinder girls are turbo sluts who only want chad (even more than normal girls)
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Don't fall for the tinder meme, if you're not at least a 7, use a different dating app.
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What's it like to have nice looking teeth?
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>tfw teeth are gross as fuck due to negligence
And the best part is I can only blame myself for being so stupid (still don't brush regularly tho lol)
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>>39275881
>oy, goyjin! Listen to muh stupid musicu! Be virgin foreveru!
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>>39275881
>>39275896
Just get them fixed.
>inb4 poor
get a job or save the money, you can't put a price on being chad
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Who here /barely talks/? 2017-08-24 11:40:08 Post No.39275876
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Has any robot escape the not talking meme?
>be me
>was always a quiet kid in public but still talked and interacted with my family normally
>enter late middle school
>suddenly start drifting away from family
>eventually barely talk to them even though we live in the same house
>don't know why
>think drift was happening to siblings too but turns out they're normally close to each other
>have to consciously try to start a conversation which usually ends up being a short exchange
>wish I could be as casual to them as they are to each other and vice versa
>everyone I have to spend a lot of time with notices eventually
There's only a handful of people that I feel like I can talk to normally but I haven't seen them in person in a while.
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You are truly a special unique snowflake
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>>39275876
Underage fuck off what's it like being 14?
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>>39275982
Man. You guys are assholes.
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Robots, how old were you when you first got hit in the balls? What exactly did it feel like? How did it happen? What was your reaction to it?
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>>39275872
It's not even that bad desu
Just a bit annoying uncomfortable
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>>39275872
>7 years old
>horrible pain the grows from the stomach to right below the lungs
>feel like regurgitating
>takes forever to wane
>can barely move
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Not the first time, but when I was about 11-12 my friends 9 year old sister ball busted me. It was a joke to begin with, but I said carry on and she kicked + punched me there with breaks for 10-15 mins.
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Where can I find a neet gf to live with? together we steal all these wagecucks hard earned money. I'm also from AUS, what is the possibility r9k?
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>>39275819
I'm a girl(male) and in aus can I sign up
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>>39275819
It's sadly not possible. NEET girls are so rare and so desirable that they have countless Chads competing for them. The real problem is that NEET girls aren't good enough for anyone who is good enough for them.
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>>39275819
I found one on OKC but she left
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>10 years ago
>15 and puberty hasn't kicked in yet
>quite popular among the girls, as in 90% of my friends are girls
>always have been because I'm confident and friendly
>makes up for my average looks
>then puberty happened
>start getting a weird, patchy, scruffy neckbeard that grows very fast
>my baby teeth that I had majority managed to hold on to have now fallen out
>two big fucking beaver buck teeth
>hair consitently grows out of control within a week or two of being cut
>the more puberty drags me down the attractive list, the more my female friends go distant
>flash forward to today
>no female friends
>no confidence
>just one guy friend who slays and symphatizes with me because he was in my position BEFORE puberty
Who else used to have girl friends?
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>girls used compliment my hair and how it is so cute
>once at a club a random roastie jumped me right away and started making out with me because she liked my hair so much
>go fucking bald at 20
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>>39275694
>15 and puberty hasn't kicked in yet
>quite popular among the girls, as in 90% of my friends are girls
>people actually believe this
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>>39275734
Damn Dude. Fuck everything about that.
>>39275746
That's because it's true faggot. I may have been confident in talking to people but I was very uncomfortable with how aggressive and competitive all the other guys got because I'm nothing like that and never have been. So I dipped off and started talking to girls more and what do you know, befriending young girls was easy.
Would you purposely give yourself a mental disorder just so you can have some friends in your head?
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oh i've tried and I've tried but I lack the motivation to keep at it. happens to me a lot
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I'm so happy because today I've found my friends. They're in my head.
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>>39275631
Yeah apparently it takes like an hour of meditation a day to begin with and this typically goes on for several months
hey /soc/, why are you single?
i for one am pretty clingy and insecure among other things
but im curious
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Loved a girl, got led on for a year. ended up in the hospital and realized she was a toxic bitch so i bailed. so now im closed off emotionally and cant do shit but dirty talk with strangers on the internet
:^)
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>>39275591
ayy it happens
try not to break hearts
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>>39275590
no interest in being with another guy for a while, if ever
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Does any of you have working deepweb links of necrophilia? /r/ doesn't have shit since they're normies
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>>39275532
Bumping request, would be appreciated too
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>>39275580
Would you like to join necrophilia discord?
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>>39275532
>>>/b/
Hight concentration of degenerates and edgy kids than /r9k/