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hang up something saying "Traps aren't gay"

>>39244847
I hate black people
Orig

>>39244847
Write down "I'll spare this class on the big day"

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Heh, you stand no chance against an Arc Wizard.

>>39244801
>*Teleports behind you*
>*Runs you through with Katana*
Nothing personal kiddo

>>39244801
BITCH KEEP YOUR FINGER OFF THE TRIGGER

>>39244746
I don't. Every once in a while I'll make efforts to find someone, fail miserably several times, then give up for another few months, trying to make myself believe that I'm fine with being alone forever.

>>39244858
Exact same deal.

Ugh, I hate how similar I am to everyone here.

>>39244746
By keeping the slimmest bit of hope that I'll find """""the one""""".

just lie and say youre a millionaire who doesnt need to work

>>39244793
that wouldn't make me feel better

>>39245051
You'd feel better when they're all begging for money and you have to say no because you have very little liquid assets and most of it is tied up in long term mutual funds.

fuckin chad get off my board the day of rope is coming and you and stacy are first RREEEEEEEEEEE

>>39244635
that's not chad it's john

learn to read jesus

I hope no one falls for this old copyp-

>>39244635

oh

>>39244558
How did it feel, OP? Can you describe it?

I've never managed to get one, but it really feels nice regardless.

>>39244558
not for your psyche, but it's pretty good for your body

>>39244518
10-15 years ago they were fucking retards holy shit it was amazing.

My dad didn't know anything about private browsing or deleting the search history so he would just totally beat off at the family computer and his search history was like that of a 12 year old kid like "HOT NAKED WOMAN BOOB BREAST TOUCH"

Everytime that I used that computer and launched the web browser, the homepage would always be different, but it was always something like SEARCH-FASTER-FOR-FREE.COM and of course there was like 4 layers of toolbars at all times.

He's a bit better now but still weird, like he uses a wireless USB keyboard for his work laptop and one time he was screaming and panicking because he accidentally hit the Number Lock key and couldn't use the regular numbers at the top of the keyboard. He also leaves his laptops plugged in 24/7 which is going to kill the battery if it's not already dead. He doesn't understand that we have wi-fi so he tries to plug everything into the phone lines for no reason.

My mom is also pretty bad, she doesn't know that faceook and her e-mail account are two separate thing. She at least knows that there are scammers online and all URGENT BANK NOTICE SEND US YOUR CREDIT CARD INFO e-mails are scams. She also doesn't own a cell phone and doesn't understand how they work.

But if you look at my aunts and uncles, and even people older than them, they have smart phones and use them as good as anyone else, and they were surfing the world wide web internet back in like 1998 at public libraries no problem.

>>39244518
>>How ignorant are your boomer parents, anon?
My parents aren't that smart but they're generally too lazy to do much damage. Firefox with uBlock Origin is enough. My aunt on the other hand still uses AOL in 2017. She's asked me more than once to come over and fix something with her machine. To which I've always replied that I charge $50 an hour, with a two-hour minimum payable up-front. This eventually had the intended effect, she got some other sucker she knows to be her tech support. One time she seemed to be thinking about actually paying me until I mentioned that she'd be signing a contract specifying the payment terms, that shut her right up.

>>39244518
My Dad is redpilled as fuck so he doesn't use a computer, besides the one provided for him at work.
Of course they're heavily encrypted and secure so it makes it ridiculously easy to not fuck anything up.

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>>39244264
>Be me
>late 2000s
>Loser outcast contrarian aka rightwing edgy kid
>2017
>See it everywhere now, enjoyed it a bit, now it's disgusting like everything else. Hate left, hate right, hate traps, hate gays, hate traditionalists, hate everything.

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In 2004 like 20 people were murdered in my neighborhood

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I liked the early 2010's better. Things have gotten shitty these days, though.

>Pic related is what I mostly remember from the early 2010's, due to my 4chan overuse

How do you even describe yourself?
>Hi I'm anon and I browse a Japanese image board where virgins complain about how pathetic their lives are

When I had to do this in film class I said "Hi I'm anon and my cat has gone missing"
>mfw that was the only thing interesting going on in my life
>mfw too lazy to post a face

This shit is excruciating if you have nothing to talk about. Even when I felt confident enough to talk to groups nothing would come to mind to talk about.

>>39244140
I don't like sharing my bed with a girl so I usually plan my sleep schedule to where she isn't in bed. I also fall asleep on the

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>>39244168
Did you have a stroke anon? You good?

gets to hot sleeping with someone

if you get hot at night it sucks

>>39244058
looks yummy desu
original

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Literally cannot take another original bite

>>39244644
Wimp. I saw a guy order a triple baconator, add an additional three patties and slices of cheese, and fit that fucker into his mouth with brute force.

You've only just begun learning the ways of the lardass.

>>39244050
Thank you for your contribution anon-kun

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>>39244074
Of course anon anything for you

>>39244090
Now requesting the pencil to be you know where

>>39244000
Play eroges and self-insert as the girl

>>39244000
Nice digits

If you have the money you could buy an instrument and learn how to play that. It's what I do when I'm bored and I like it a lot.

>>39244000
Love Lab is the same thing but instead of hopeless angels/demons its hopeless romantics

>>39243909
>Try and enjoy what the universe has given you robots. You may not have long, so try and have a blast.
yeah sure...
>universe: here have this pile of horse shit, eat it and enjoy it
>me and/or other robots: no
>universe: but you may not have long, so try and enjoy it
>me and/or other robots: fuck off
also, if you want me to enjoy wageslaving then my answer is no, because it's what the universe gave me, or what everyone is forced to do.

god I hope death is permanent.

>>39244148
Technically, Nope

dontchu doit broooo

do it just to spite her. you don't have to worry about failing if you go big

>>39244244
>go big

pls explain

is a 12 gauge with a 3 inch shell that had 15 pellets in it instantly fatal if shot anywhere in the mouth? even if you shot too low and went just under the brain? is 45 degrees the right angle?

also how can you make that "bigger"