WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU HAD SEX?
or are you a VIRGIN?
>>35569728
dat granny hair
hahahahaha
>>35569728
Normie shills invading this board.
WHY?!
I'm pure, yes :)
This was one of you, wasn't it?
>It was about 9 a.m. Wednesday when Jeffrey Falsey asked his mother to get him doughnuts, according to the Pinellas County Sheriff's Office.
>Susan DiFabbio told him no. Her son got angry. She called police.
>What followed, officials said, was two hours of chaos.
>DiFabbio's fiance would be killed by a blast to his face from a 12-guage shotgun.
>A deputy would be shot in the leg.
>Neighbors would be evacuated as at least 30 rounds were fired from Falsey's arsenal of guns.
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I FUCKING HAAAAAAAATE GLAZED REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
MUMMY WOULDN'T BRING ME DOUGHNUTS
>>35569717
>Beyond the morning's argument, Falsey was also upset that Kulwicki, a registered sex offender, was living in the home. Florida Department of Corrections records show he was sentenced to prison twice, in 1995 and 2003, for lewd and lascivious assault on a child under 16.
This is probably the real reason
Get on omegle and talk to cute girls and guys you gay faggot
Tags: r9k, robot9001, r9komegle, omegler9k
Fhhhgggggggg
>>35569693
list the names and location of the regulars please
>cute girls
yeah sure
What would your stats be if you were an RPG character r9k? For me it would be:
Strength: 4
Dexterity: 6
Constitution: 6
Intelligence: 8
Wisdom: 7
Charisma: 3
For reference: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheSixStats
>objective failures giving themselves high int scores because they did well in their shitty public schools while their peers were having fun and learning social skills and now they think anyone who doesn't agree with their politics is an idiot
I can't wait.
>>35569732
Well I have a BA in particle physics, I doubt many others here could say that
Strength: 2
Dexterity: 6
Constitution: 4
Intelligence: 3
Wisdom: 1
Charisma: 1
That's it. After last night's Women Hate Thread, I have decided to give up and not even try anymore. I know I'll never be good enough for any of them and I'm tired of it. I'm tired of the game and the way the cards are stacked against you if you have a penis. So I have decided to get a sex doll as early as I possibly can and embracing the life of a full bank account and no roast beef flaps having bitch draining me of my resources only to give me access to her pussy once a month. To the robots who have one or know anything about having a sex doll, what is the best one to get?
>>35569611
don't give up but certainly don't try. just keep a fucking open mind. don't be that fucking weak minded that you're going to allow a hate thread on an egyptian zoophile aphrodisiac forum to determine the structure of your fucking sex life. Stop being such a cringey little kid and taking everything so seriously. Yeah, bitches are fucking horrible, there are tons of pieces of shit women out there, and men are obviously disadvantaged, but you're just going to actively give up? NO, nigger, no! Passively give up, stop caring about it entirely. Begin focusing on yourself, try to find a way out of depression by forcing your hobbies, start working out if you don't already, try to get ahead in your education or in your career path. just don't give a fuck about women. eventually, if you get your shit together, you will desirable and the power will shift in your favor. Until then, let the bimbos get fucked and the betas get cucked, while you remain aloof, but not bitter: just be passively above it, but never against the potential that a moment could carry for when someone worthwhile may come along. there are decent women out there, i have met a couple of them that didn't give a fuck about societal norms, and they actually had their own ideas. this is rare, but it's possible. i only found those situations when i stopped caring. i shed all of the layers of bitterness and hatred towards women, and stopped looking at women as a generalized thing. it's a great thing to be able to look at an individual critically, and decide as quickly as possible what their true nature is, and it seems you are already predisposed to this, but simultaneously, you might be too negative-leaning when you're with a girl. we have to allow for women to still have some innocence, otherwise there's no hope for us.
whatever man, hope you take something from that.
A dakimakura for cuddling is a lot better. Cuddling is much more intimate than sex too.
You can still fuck it if you place a fleshlight in a towel and put a pillow on top. It feels super hot if you haven't fapped in like a week. You can cuddle for a while and have your fantasy and jerk yourself off or you can fuck her. Make sure to use towels or a condom.
I warn you though, there might be brief moments where you realize how extremely sick and insane you have become. But it goes away very quickly.
For me, I think its ok to love an object. If you can feel happy with it, it's all good. Love is always good. A dakimakura girl is intended for this, it's ok to love her. It's not insane.
If you buy a sex doll just for sex I think it could make you feel miserable.
>>35570528
>don't try and think rationally
>Just acquire resources to be stripped of, and be prepared to be a slave to a whim of your hormones, brah!
fuck off
100% on board with the sex doll pill
I've been thinking about order one of the WM dolls 140cm A cup models that I've seen posted on here (not really A cups, although some companies make those if that's what you're looking for, maybe not if you're canadian)
At this point I'm just waiting for the kid who rents a room in my house to move out next month; it's my house, it's not like I couldn't get it now, but I'm probably going to fuck this thing *a lot* the first few weeks and I see no reason to have any awkwardness when it's so close.
I want to be an underground UK garage DJ, but I'm from the US and only listen to music when I work out... but I'm only 21
is it still possible?
Literally anything is possible if you really want it
The only thing holding you back from doing anything you want is yourself. You have everything you need with you already and there has never been a better time to do anything than NOW.
You just gotta act towards it though. It's not going to come to you if you wait for it.
>>35569597
stay out of my country,we've got enough shit we dont need to import it
>>35569597
It's totally possible but you definitely want to increase your music intake. DJ's need to be current with what's popular in their scene and ideally you'll want to be ahead of the curve
t. Grime/UK Bass DJ in US
>mum asks if ur gay
This is the WORST, i HATE it
>>35569588
>mum asks if ur gay
my mom does this a lot jokinglyjokes on her, I actually AM gay
>>35569913I'm secretly bi, but it's rude for her to ask
hey g-guys.
grill here.
does anyone want to talk?
>>35569531
Propane or charcoal?
>>35569531
Shit bait 1/10
>>35569531
serious question
What made you come here?
Is BMAF objectively the best pairing?
>>35569520
No. Asian women don't like black guys. If it was the 'best pairing' it would be more common.
>>35569520
Yes, asians and africans are made for each other
blasians will be the future master race
conscious fog
are there any drugs without prescription that will make everything more sharp and bright? Sometimes when I drink strong coffie I feel better for 1-2h but after it fades its even worse and after 3rd coffie my optical noise is more visible.
I feel like my brain is working in slow-mo, when somebody is talking to me in grocery I have to analyze what he is talking about, when I am in queue my eye lock on something and I am staying there like in zen state.
Fuck I need something to speed shit up.
There is no such thing as brain fog. Your brain getting slower means you're stupid. Your Internet addiction is making you a dumbfuck
>>35569465
8-9 hours of sleep
Cardio workout to properly supply brain with oxygen
Vitamin B9 and B12
Choline found in eggs
Proper nutrition all around
There's no other way.
Your focus follows your body's health
>>35569550
I am not talking about intelligence in general.
I am talking about sharpness ie. time of reaction.
Tell me some good animes to watch nigga
>good
>anime
I though Black Lagoon was pretty good.
>>35569475
Get out of my Malaysian cartoon digital communication method, you human being of normal decent.
>fall for /fit/ meme
>still 5'8 and autistic
>no gf
Don't waste your time and energy lifting for anything but a health or sports related reason. Doing it for vanity doesn't do shit if you're still short and autistic. Pic related is in fact me and roasties don't touch me with a ten foot pole.
>>35569321
Id touch you with my pole if ya know what I mean
>>35569321
Be my short bf pls
pls
>He started lifting for women
Lmfao
I just broke up with my fembot practice GF.
I learned a lot of things that will be useful for my next one.
what was his name op?
>>35569316
Wow anon thats kind of shitty
I truely understand being bitter towards gals r9k but when i start seeing shit like this i wonder if most of you are just equally shit to people and are hypocrites
>want to break up with my practice gf
>realize I'm in love with her
>don't want to hurt her
>want to fuck other women
>won't cheat
help me. fucking hell this is harder than I thought
Please explain why you don't have an older mommy girlfriend
Because I don't know where to even get one. Most of us rarely leave house.
>>35569313
because no one wants me?
not original obviously
>>35569313
I hate being around people too much to be in a relationship. Besides, any woman who wants to date a younger man is definitely looking for Chad. They're not willing to pick from the scrap heap of leftover betas their own age.
Buying a pack of Opal Fruits off ebay edition.
>>35569293
The Nazifags of /r9k/ are shitting on us again lads.
>inb4 that goodfellas spam
>>35569293
>Opal Fruits
Much better name. Starburst just sounds like a chocolate bar.