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>>38827491
The fact that she's suffering because some pathetic faggot killed himself pisses me off

I want her to step on my balls and to tell me to kill myself

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>>38827524
No, she definitely deserves to get fucked by the jail system.

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>No traps allowed edition
>thread dies
poetry

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>>38827438
cute gay picture, OP

What's the point when all attractive twinks and qt fembois are SIZE QUEENS. How am I supposed to impress faggots with an average cock. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>38827432
jog 30 minutes everyday and watch what you eat

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Learn to quit stuffing yer pie hole fer just one minute mmmkay

>>38827432
>just lift bro xd
don't forget to b yourself

Dane girls are a top 5 shrouded in mystery and probably not real girls of earth.

>>38827425
Danish girls are one of the biggest sluts in europe, so no.

>>38827425
The dream of every man on EARTH is to fuck a Scandinavian woman.

>>38827398
pizza hut, the buffalo wings are patrician tier

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>mfw the pizza hut near me hiked their prices up and now just a regular pizza costs fifteen dollars

neither.
work out and make yourself a fucking healthy sandwich.

soon i will go to pick up my hotglue figure from the post office

Went to walmart and got some groceries. About to play some Old School Runescape.

I'm 27.

I had a coffee and my sister made me look at her "dog" (hamster)

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I hate to break this to you, but your son's a whore

you better have all your hosts of angels equipped for the battle of eternity
because i'm coming for you, motherfucker, the second i'm dead

>>38827294
I am not the Christian God, a fictional entity. I am close to the idea though.

>>38827301
If I was cruel I'd refuse you eternal life. I love you though, so I will let you exist forever.

first for "if poleaboo wasn't in jail, he would have posted by now gloating about having escaped justice"

is lenlad online on steam?

What's the best bread in Tesco lads?

That's a fallacy of association.

>/pol/ish intellectuals
Make a thread about anything, literally anything, and you'll get some mention of the jooz

Evolution is a JEWISH lie though.

>W-WE C-CAME FROM MONKEYS HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Yeah, go kill yourselves you jewish puppets. Next thing, you'll tell me life started in the ocean. Oh wait, that theory was completely discredited years ago.

You robocucks are such scum.

>>38827230
>breaking up with someone you're planning to spend the rest of your life with over a complete non-issue

These people are psychotic.

That woman is a massive cunt if her posting history is anything to go by.

>>38827397

Normies can't stand non-normies.

Smart, attractive, muscular, creative and musically talented? You sound like a real fucking loser.

You're humble too

>>38827193
Musically talented in what way?If it's lyrics wise sound cloud exists and it isn't hard to get samples to make your tracks.Now if you are just talented at playing some instrument you pretty much need someone else to play with.

>>38827144
tell me more.

how do you wanna die. how do you feel right now.

This is a comfy thread for some reason, hope you're comfy op

I feel you OP. I can't do it myself so I live my life as reckless as possible. I speed everywhere, and I drink a lot. Hopefully life will have mercy and kill me soon.

>>38827106
If a NEET shutin managed to get is shit together i dont think he would still be lurking on 4chan.

>>38828452
Wrong m8y

>be 20, NEET
>get threatened to be thrown out
>look for backup plan
>apply for job corp
>wait 2 months before i get a call
>start around march
>start slow as to stall my time here
>start to do well
>skyrocket to top of class
>become one of best students across campus
>get award for best work based study student
>have 3 letters of recommendation, 5 awards of achievement, and 8 certifications
>handchosen to pioneer new project on campus
>tfw all staff love me
>tfw i start talking to gurls
>tfw i might have a chance at life

>>38827053
Stay out of my ancestral homeland, you filthy nigger.

I'm a beta from the Netherlands with a small uncut dick, will that do?

>>38827235
No, now whip it out.
>>38827271
No i'm pretty sure plenty of dom blacks will enjoy you though.

>>38827004
Probably a good 30% of r9k was raised by a single mother.

>>38827004
I am pretty sure this is almost completely the reason I became a tranny, and why I used to spam the internet with nudes

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