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The difference between "I like your personality" and "uhhh I'm busy tonight" is literally only a few inches of bone in your face.
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>>38778675
The guy on the left has a good personality. Trust me I can tell.
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and a few inches in your wallet
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>>38778675
i am waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy uglier than the right. i think i must have done something horrible in a past life to be born such an ugly person. it really is a curse from god
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See this walking through woods, what do?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRxUbv90lLI
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>>38778554
Run like a sperg home
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It is funny that people are actually afraid of hillbillies, when it's much more dangerous to walk around in the city.
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>>38779038
you wouldnt even make an attempt to help them?
>>38779061
less likely to get assraped in the city too
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The only thing girls care about is your face 2017-08-01 03:15:14 Post No.38778546
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The only thing girls care about is your face
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Women want only one thing. A cute guy. Everything else is just a bonus including dick size, money, car, Facebook friends, muscles, etc. No girl wants to wake up next to you if you weren't born with the right face. Sorry but that's just how it is. If a girl isn't attracted to your face it doesn't matter how much you work out or how much money you spend on Tony Robbins self help seminars. No girl wants to wake up next to a face they're not attracted to. Learn physics.
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>>38778546
>Learn physics.
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>>38778546
>Learn physics
You are quite possibly retarded.
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>>38778546
>Learn physics
i fucking regret even spending the time to read the post.
neck yourself pls
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throwback britfeel edition
Foxlad please come back
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>no hannah
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I made this years ago.It had Darjeeling
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>doing some maths
>read "the relationship between x" as "you are in a relationship with x"
it's not even close. the tfw no gf is too strong
>fap 5 times a day for a week straight
>dick shrinks to 6"
>stop fapping for a couple of days
>dick grows back to 7.5
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>>38778449
How do you even manage to fap that much? If I go even two days in a row it's barely pleasurable
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>>38778449
I have legit scars on my dick from fapping i took my ADD medication and just ended up fapping for 5 hours straight. Had 40+ tabs open.
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>>38778449
Even the second one feels not that good for me, but five times will be really painful
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Serious question: to what extent do you think my hatred of certain groups of people, desire to kill people and create wars, and extremist politics is related to my sexual frustration and lack of gf?
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>>38778440
Honestly your lack of gf and social anchorage allows for a clearer perspective that isn't gauged from the views of others and lets you see the practicality in extremist regimes. you might just be a faggot tho so idk
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>>38778528
this
originally oreganoed
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all of that is completely sane. you are clear headed. you can see the past present and future all at once, friend. use your power wisely.
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Hey robots, today is 1 August and that means it's national Girlfriend Day!
How will you guys be spending this holiday specifically devoted to girlfriends?
Will you spend the day with the one you love?
Oh, wait. That's right, you guys are miserable and alone and will never get to enjoy Girlfriend Day because you never even try.
Happy Girlfriend Day /r9k/!
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;_;
Uuuuu
Oooo
Yyyu
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i like to dress in a pretty dress and make myself beautiful with nice makeup and be my own girlfriend. you are such a loser for being so wrong. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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nanami is the best utena
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Tfw know a food that superfood for the dick but won't share it with r9k because they're mean to me
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I haven't been mean to you anon, you can share it with me and I won't tell anybody I promise
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>>38778508
Oh okay. It's coconut water.
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>>38778521
Thank you man I'll keep that secret safe
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According to Tony Robbins every single person has the potential to become a millionaire. So what would happen if every single person decided to "stop being lazy and become millionaires" at the same time? Would the economy collapse?
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>>38778327
You'd just end up with japan where everyone works really hard trying to earn shittons of money to be happy but all that happens is everyone is overworked and has the same shit as before.
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>>38778327
We would literally have no art, no culture whatsoever. There would be no point to living.
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>>38778327
he is a con man, one becomes successful at the expense of others otherwise we wouldn't reach equilibrium.
you're the kind of person that fails in life so others can succeed. A noble cause.
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>Used to browse r9k a ton
>During that time I was a raging faggot, shaved my body, wore girl clothes, etc
>Quit the board few weeks back
>Now I'm a normal, functioning male
I came back to tell you all that as soon as you leave, you will be normal again
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>>38778228
Using r9k doesn't turn you into a raging faggot and make you wear womens clothes, thats just you moron.
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I came here because i am not normal
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>>38778228
>>During that time I was a raging faggot, shaved my body, wore girl clothes, etc
just how impressionable are you?
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>mfw my dicklet friend told me he'd been jelqing for a year and showed me his gains
He's an inch thicker than me now and a half inch longer - he was smaller than me before
I thought r9k said jelqing was a meme
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This is not something even the closest of friends do. Nigga you gay af.
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>>38778212
>This is not something even the closest of friends do. Nigga you gay af.
not gay I show my friends my penis too
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Hope he enjoys his chronic impotence by the age of 30.
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How is wanting to bang men who dress like women anything but gay?
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Its gay but its the straight kind of gay.
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>>38778283
this is actually very well put
it's the kind of gay straight people can take without feeling too gross
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I don't want to because you should never stick your dick in crazy. Worst idea ever, especially if it's body image issues.
my dick is bent... like this
Help???
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>>38778160
looks sad
try using it more so it doesnt feel lonely
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that's because your white
it cant be helped
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>>38778160
Here you go OP, now the rest of your body matches your peepee
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>spill cider on my laptop ekyboard
>now it's shot and presses random buttons sometimes
im fuckin PISSED REEEEEEE
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>>38778135
should have bought a thinkpad with drainage holes and easily replaceable keyboard
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>>38778247
Stop trying to sell us thinkpads!
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>>38778247
Came here to post this. Thinkpads are the best for clumsy people like OP. The magnesium alloy rollcage protects the internals too, so you can drop it as much as you want.
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>mother solved the cum conundrum
all that hard work gone to waste. what do i do anons?
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>>38778078
Move to Baffin Island and start a new life as a semen shaman.
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>mom located the cum swamp
knew I should have cleaned up the tissue trail
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>mom found the nigger neutralizer