Remember this, babydick.
>tfw have a huge fetish for small penis humiliation
>tfw don't even have small penis
Hold me breh
>>38922138
where is the fullsize image?
>>38922138
Full pic?
Onigiri
>>38922268
Same, despite having a normal average penis
>be a depressed NEET
>believe that getting a job will help stop my depression
>get a job
>years of NEETdom have made me reluctant to spend. I spend maybe 5% of my money. I save the other 95%
>2 years later, I realize that having a job hasn't made me happy. I'm a nervous wreck. I have no friends. I have no gf. Having money doesn't make you happy
>invest the money I had saved into some shit that will just barely cover the rent my parents want from me
>quit my job
What the fuck am I meant to do? When I was a depressed NEET, I thought that having a job was the way to be happy. I thought maybe if I got a job, I would get some self-actualization. I thought maybe I would become confident. I thought maybe I would get a gf.
>>38922120
I know this feel very well,
year after getting job I saved up 12k, 12k i have no idea what to do with
>>38922170
>tfw have saved up $45k
Same situation, no idea what to do with it. I want to quit though, I am tired of working.
>>38922120
>I saved up 12k
Go on a trip. This isn't normie bullshit. I actually enjoyed myself in foreign lands. Don't expect it to change you. Just expect to have something new to care about for a week or so
You are a dog.
All of the cute and pretty girls love you and give you attention whenever they see you, but you don't get to fuck them.
What do?
>>38922119
>but you don't get to fuck them.
Ha ha yeah right I'd knot ur crush right in front of you and you'd pet me afterwards then call me a good boy, KEK.
>>38922119
>you are a dog
>you don't get to fuck them
this is 2017
i get to fuck them
>>38922119
I woof
Why are normies so offended by thinking?
What do you think about when you consume 2deep4u? Mulholland Drive was a pretty good movie, but when I started thinking about, it kinda just fell apart. Serial Experiments Lain is really convoluted on top of being boring, and that game with the hikimori just has you walking around empty worlds.
>>38922110
David Lynch's movies are good, but I'm always more down for the kind of gritty movies they used to do. Movies that convey the void, the hopelesness. Blade Runner, Serpico, Taxi Driver.
>>38922110
>Fav anime
>Fav video game
Not fav movie but >fav director
But Iv'e never heard of Killer7. Is it good?
>be me
>average looking 25yo gaybot with horriblesocial skills
>can literally have sex with 20+ guys in an average saturday night in the sauna
why do straight men even bother living?
>>38922107
sauce? I'm straight but love gay porn where it's a straight guy getting nailed
>>38922107
>why do straight men even bother living?
lack of HIV?
>>38922146
meh HIV doesn't even lower life expectancy these days. plus you can just take PrEP and get your bussy bred with minimal risk
>its another multiple fembot threads a day episode
When will normies leave us alone
>>38922085
what's wrong with that if there is demand what's the problem a girl can be a robot too anon
>>38922098
Women can't be robots. Any women can get fucked.
>>38922098
>a girl can be a robot too anon
What the fuck does it take to be happy?
A couple years ago I belonged here. I was close to 300lbs and I wore old stained XL T-shirts and boxers, only showered when I could smell my BO, and never really brushed my teeth. I spent every waking moment shitposting, playing vidya, watching anime and eating takeout. I had no job and my mommy paid for it all. I was a fat lonely incel with no ambitions and not even enough motivation to kill myself. Through a conversation with my friend I realized I was fully in control of changing my condition, and I decided to become every antithesis of r9k. Since then, I've lost over 120lbs and I have a solid foundation of muscle from lifting 6 days a week. I brush my teeth twice a day, shave, shower and use deodorant and cologne. I go to a proper barbershop for haircuts and I get my unibrow plucked. I moved out into my own apartment, and I work and go to uni full time. I wear properly fitted clothing and I actually do laundry. I fixed up an old motorcycle, learned to cook, learned to ski and play the piano so I'd have other hobbies besides my PC. I found myself a group of normie friends and I can go out to parties on the weekends to drink, smoke weed, and even do coke, xans, acid, shrooms, molly, speed or whatever and talk up some slut to fuck afterwards. I feel like I should be happy, being groomed and in shape with an active social life, but deep down inside all I want to do is quit everything, order pizzas and jack off to loli hentai. I thought being a normie would make me happy, but I'm just as sad now as I was back then. When does it stop, lads? Where is happiness?
Happiness is fleeting
>>38922093
Happiness is a fucking meme
To live is to suffer
>>38922052
Maybe you've gone too far in the opposite direction. I'd say you need a balance between normieness and robotdom.
"Comfy cabin edition"
This is a thread that is welcome to all who are intrested in learning about and disscussing survivalism and all things related to it in a original and deppressing typical /r9k/ way.
>Its for blackpilled people who acknowledge the fact that socitey is eventually going to collapse one day, and when that day comes survivalists who know how to survive will have the best chances unlike the normies who will die off.
>or just people looking to learn more.
subjects and questions in this thread that are encouraged to be posted about that relate to survivalism are.
>the reasons for the impending collapse.
>why most wont survive.
>rejecting materialism and imbracing the simplier life
>Growing your own food.
>Farming livestock.
>Hunting.
>Cooking simple meals.
>Bushcraft.
>Mechanics.
>Basic plumbing, electrical and carpentry.
>How to make your own booze
>how to survive off the land
>electronics and radios
>First aid
>Forraging.
>how to repair clothes.
>Social isolation.
>natural alternatives for medicine.
>lockpicking.
Etc
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Bellow are some related books that you might find useful.
>The ananchists cookbook
https://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://uniteyouthdublin.files.wordpress.com/2015/01/anarchist-cookbook-william-powell.pdf&ved=0ahUKEwjoy8bBgMbVAhWCYlAKHVT1DFYQFggjMAA&usg=AFQjCNH8_-eUiYtI_6SxHuIvJa0mFxLqDg
>Walden or a life in the woods
https://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=http://www.grc101.com/Thoreau_Walden.pdf&ved=0ahUKEwiBvc-4gcbVAhXBZ1AKHacjAskQFggxMAE&usg=AFQjCNHCsvb2Kv8t6wvI0ZoKfHwbIA9HFg
>surviving the ecnomic collapse
https://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://www.wealthdaily.com/reportpdfs/surviving-the-coming-economic-collapse-461.pdf&ved=0ahUKEwjwxKLqgcbVAhULLVAKHQ2YCDcQFggjMAA&usg=AFQjCNHHUnGKKAI5uDhyk7DzDXwXb2X7hQ
>Bushcraft 101
https://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=http://www.survivorlibrary.com/library/australian_bushcraft_pdf.pdf&ved=0ahUKEwiMtKadgsbVAhWLh7QKHUp3CdgQFggjMAA&usg=AFQjCNFQ21Ht3nJ8XdkWgbgWc0EVymzKAg
And Youtube channels and people to check out.
>Bear grylls
>Ray mears
>sensible prepper
>ultimate survival tips
>KGB survival
>survival lily
>Thulean perspective
>wilderness outfitters
>prepared mind 101
>sigma 3 survival school
>the urban prepper
>alfieastectics
>engineer775practicalpreppers
>black scout survival
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Youtube channels and people to check out.
>Bear grylls
>Ray mears
>sensible prepper
>ultimate survival tips
>KGB survival
>survival lily
>Thulean perspective
>wilderness outfitters
>prepared mind 101
>sigma 3 survival school
>the urban prepper
>alfieastectics
>engineer775practicalpreppers
>black scout survival
>>38921961
Is there anyway you can put yourself in a survival situation? not in like the middle of siberia.
I loved watching Bear Grylls, and I was really into survivalism, but kind of stopped it when I realised I`ll never be able to just go to a fucking woods and live off the land without repurcusions and shit. Especially in the Uk
Why don't you live in your car yet? There are tons of qt girls who do.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKhf_XarJmE
>>38921863
Don't want to ruin my interior with how much I masturbate.
I bet she doesn't actually sleep there......she sleeps at Chad's place
I can't drive, because I am not a normalfag
>Go to the beach
>See this
Wat do?
crack a cold one open with the boys
unzip dick, masturbate furiously
>>38921717
put my toe in her pussy
I don't know what to do anymore. I'm just bored of everything. Nobody to talk to.
>>38921629
Sup anon. I'm also bored. Pc broke, trying to watch Dota on TV.
What u up to
>>38921781
I'm just browsing 4chan, really. I tried playing some Civ 5 but I couldn't get the energy to. The games don't satisfy me. I might make some dinner and just talk to whoever posts here.
>>38921834
Have you tried Civ VI? I'm not a Civ player but I pirated it with some lads and it was pretty fun.
How do I save my dad?
He works construction, comes home at night, gets blackout drunk, is smoking himself to death, barely eats anything other than pizza and fries, and he can't even remember the last time he brushed his teeth.
What can I do to help him? I've tried encouraging him to live healthy forever but he refuses to.
By saving yourself, faggot.
That explains why he wants you to get a job so badly. It makes sense now. It's a cry for help.
he sounds like one of macalpine's fusiliers. why dont you drink with him. song related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEk37t4LWp0
>tfw allergies
>tfw congested pretty much the entire year
Also I accidentally bit my tongue.
Anyways, how are you guys doing?
>>38921551
>29 neet
>empty inside
>depressed, every day a struggle
>girl I like told me something nice and started ghosting me right after
>anxious about the future
>too sensitive for my own good, can't function in society
>constant need of love and validation
>>38921551
tinnituseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
ackshually not low content
>>38921551
unfortunately still alive
I'm not bitter against the world.
I'm not racist, misogynistic or homophobic; I don't resent anyone for my lot in life (be it normies, women, immigrants or anyone else).
But I still don't feel like I "fit in" in the world. I'm just lonely. I might not resent normies but I still can't really relate to them.
I feel like I don't fit in on 4chan either. I've been here for years but I'm not a weeb or a /pol/ack or anything like that. I don't like anime or basically any of the games the folks on /v/ play. I'm starting to get genuinely sick of all the racist and sexist shit on this site. Back in the day it was all jokes like "le niggers XD" but now you have /pol/acks posting big long fucking diatribes about how we need to kill all the blacks and you can see they're dead serious. I can't relate to these people and arguing with them is pointless.
Does anyone else know these feels? Why are we still here?
>>38921492
I feel mostly the same way. I don't get why weebs are so enthusiastic about anime. I don't get why normies are so obsessed over Game of Thrones. Whenever I express these views to the few people I know irl, they get mad at me and tell me I'm just being a contrarian.
I don't understand all the racism or homophobia or whatever either. I don't understand a lot of things other people deem super important. Why can't I just feel like they do so that I'm not always on the outside looking in? I can't make friends because they get tired of me, because I can't relate to their obsessions, their interests or anything.
I also can't seem to feel any ambition like the people I know. I don't know what happened to me when I was born, but this is a horrible feeling.
I feel the same way as you OP, I may look like a woman but I am a man and I have testicles just as you also. I hate it when people hate the blacks as I am a transgender woman and I can not stand for this kind of abuse.
Thank you for putting this feeling into words.
Seeing this recent influx of nazi stuff, openly racist people who are completely serious and stand with their beliefs over insane things like killing a whole race, it truly is a sight to see.
It feels extremely pointless. Not life, but the hate. Over what? I sound like everyone else, but holy shit, it's literally just pigmentation.
And look how much permanent damage it's caused (such as people passing on racist beliefs, having certain stereotypes about blacks, hispanics, asians, etc instilled in our brains just because of history). When you look at it with such a basic view it really makes you think.
We truly are a strange species, humans.
>get arrested in my dream
>donald trump asks me if I really pissed on top of a prison
>I almost level with
>then I say:
>I don't answer any questions without my attorney present
gg fucking dreamcops but your mental tricks won't work on me
>>38921440
rei is NOT for lewd
>>38921554
okay here you go go go
>>38921719
I want to hug and kiss Rei.