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>>35452988
I'm more Super Hans.

Any screen cap of mark saying something and I can almost 100% relate to it or have thought/said it myself

>>35452875
OP wants to suck my dick, but it's too long and thicc

A B C D E F G Nobody wants to be bf&gf with me.

Bbmaj7

>>35452721
can yur arms come out and use pc?

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>>35452721
This anon reports in.

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>>35453174
This is my gang.

Fursona thread general

>>35452686
I wish the ww3 sometimes when I see this kind of retarded shit.

Have a lot of money to buy them from the people who their parents sold them to where she "modeled" as a child

Register on vk and just talk to them

You dont have to be rich or that attractive, look at russian men they dont care about their looks at all

Might help if you are physically strong, not ripped like chad but you know not weak

Then go visit them, being american is enough

>>35452675
they are genetically vile.

The world is terrifying and as long as I am surviving some how.. I really don't give a shit

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>He doesn't know about the homebrew gaming community

>>35452603
i'm already at that stage, i think. i'm to the point where i'm putting off playing this game i think i will enjoy because i don't want to use it up too quickly.

Goodnight little robot. Sweet dreams.

>>35452555
Why don't you try some drugs? Spice things up a little.

>>35452555
Sleep tight. May you wake up to cuddles and hugs.

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>tfw ywn sit around a campfire with your bros, listening to guitar

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>ywn make your way through an underground city, stopping for a drink at the local bar, drinking some shitty vodka

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it sounds more enjoyable as a fantasy/video game aspect. as soon as the internet is down/run out of tendies you're gonna cry and be mad.

but if we're just talking day dreams mine consist of the last man on earth scenario and last qt.314 girl who I have to protect from mutated rapists/wasteland.


if you ever have the time read the short story a boy and his dog by harlan ellison.

I have a friend who drinks this stuff.
I'm not fussy with my alcohol, really I'm not, but that shit genuinely makes me sick. Hate it.
Just drinking regular budweiser, OP.

>>35452834
>preferring pisswater like bud to even a mediocre ale like hen
lmao what shitty taste

>>35452512
Dr. Thunder.

Liquor makes me puke as soon as I get a sniff of the smell and beer tastes terrible. I'm on the diabeetus juice.

Dated a girl who was 9 or so years older than me; seemed cool and cute; mature enough to be down with kinky stuff. Turned out she was single that late partially because she was NUTS and an asshole, and had also been sleeping around for years

>>35452632
Is this a normal thing? Women who date younger being cray?

>>35452876
Afaik

original recipe with 11 herbs and spices

>>35452491
>Why do women have it so easy?!

Because cucks allow it, solve this problem and women will get back in line

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>>35452491
>3 bfs
>being a lot

mate are you over 18 most girls have had at least 5+ boyfriends. Cnosider yourself lucky.

bumping for time

I made a webm of Farage and Trump singing "Just The Two of Us", but intentionally cut off the last 5 seconds that was just a logo.

It gets reposted a lot.
Makes me happy.

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>>35452473
>be me
>senior year
>sit in the back because I'm antisocial
>next to me is a fucking asshole
>6'8" fucker
>total fucking retard, throws textbooks, doesnt pay attention, just annoying af
>bullies other kids
>Time to fuck with this guy
>sneak into dean's office
>look at the schedule for when the drug dogs come and sniff out everyone's backpacks and lockers
>next search is in two weeks
>stalk the motherfucker for a week to know where he goes, his locker #, etc.
>the night before the search I sneak into the school
>try picking his locker
>2 hours and three video tutorials later I get it open
>plant weed, underage noods, and alcohol in his locker
>Next day
>Armed fucking guard with a german shepard escorts him out of the classroom
>kids actually start clapping
>never see him again
>mfw

I've had dreams about him cheating on his wife.

>>35452430
Damn that girl is fine

its not that great, i stayed home this weekend to relax and play doota instead of having it

>>35452407
It's overrated
After about 5 hours it begins to hurt

>>35452407
Details? Someone here would help you out.

>>35452389

first tell me what's right with them.

>>35452415
>first tell me what's right with them.
Firsteth Post Besteth Post

They can vote.