How did ashton kutcher have a shitty hairline without ever going bald or looking balding?
Chad's secret sauce
>>38473221
Mature hairline is not a meme
>>38473245
I think this is more than a made up hairline meme dood
>trying to write a resume
>can't think of any strengths
>>38473215
just lie, it works every time, friend
im sad and i dont know what what make me feel better. what keeps you going, /r9k/? what do you strive for?
>wakes up early in the morning
>suddenly realizes sumthin
>What if 4chan gets shut down
>Really dont know how do...
Do we have a Pepe Protocol?
What do we do in Such Situations?
How will we protect ourselves from normfags?
from fking leafs?
from autistic jews?
Ate chan dot net. It's markedly worse than here tho.
>died in a place called god's lake narrows
>it's actually a forsaken place
>her friend was named destiny
>and her little sister was named Angel
http://www.cbc.ca/news/indigenous/missing-and-murdered-the-life-and-mysterious-death-of-leah-anderson-1.2998323
Little bit lost and
A little bit lonely
Little bit cold here
A little bit feared
But I hold on
And I
Feel strong
And I
Know that I can
Getting used to it
Lit the fuse to it
Like to know who I am
>Been talking to myself forever, yeah
>And how I wish I knew me better, yeah
>Still sitting on a shelf but never
>Never seen the sun shine brighter
>And it feels like me
>On a good day
>And it feels like me
>On a good day
Just a friendly reminder that it's not gay to get a double succ blowjob with your best bro if only your cocks are touching
We're stealing your white men. How can white bitches even compete?
>>38473078
by stealing your black men
>>38473118
> As a black man I agree don't like manly women
I'm sorry I'm not into bestiality
I'm going to jail for an unpaid traffic violation. See ya in 3 years.
Never thought I'd end in prison for something so dumb.
>>38473076
Get swole while in there.
>>38473076
dont get fucking raped man, seriously, ill be praying for you OP
Should have payed the Troll Toll
Daily reminder that in heaven everything is fine.
>tfw I literally enjoy Reddit more than 4chan now
I never thought I'd see the day desu but r/incels has some of the best shit I've read anywhere since like early 2015 r9k
What the fuck happened to this board and this website
GET OUTTA HERE
WE DON'T TOLERATE VIRGINS ANYMORE
WE ALSO HATE ANIME NOW APPARENTLY
reddit can't meme
don't they tell their users to not """generalize users""" meaning women?
what do i do now that oneechan blocked me
Hell if I know, do not have any gal to even block me anymore.
Kill yourself cuck originallkjsage
How do I explain to someone that all I do is play Euro Truck Simulator all day?
>>38472884
>euro truck simulator
Are you german?
>>38472884
"All I do is play Euro Truck Simulator all day"
>>38472903
I live in a part of North America where planes are our main mode of transportation, trucking cross country is foreign and fascinating to me
is nightcore the robot music?
>slightly increase tempo on techno song
Is now "nightcore" entirely new bogus genre
no. that's the non stop pop "hardcore" electronic weebs that play shows sponsored by fakku, kneel with prayer hands, and make vape jokes music. lolicore is the real robot music
>Listen anon the truth is I love you and want to be your girlfriend but your tiny penis could never satiate my hungry sinkhole. I have some experience with fisting and I think we could make it work with my daily fisting. You have nice hands sweetie."
Wtf do
>>38472837
Sounds alright
Little too freaky for me
But if we loved each other, sure why not?
She has to ram my ass with a dragon dildo tho if i have to fist her degenerate pussy
>>38472837
tell her no, find a loli gf. it's that easy.
my penor is big but i dont mind fisting her too
>when she pulls the dragon dildo out of her ass and you spit into the gape