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>>38768552
>Where lost souls can find a bastion of hope away from the normies?
As long as you've got baht

>>38768552
traps are gay tho.

oreg

>>38768716
Sex and dating in Thailand cost money up front.
Sex and dating in the west requires a certain lump sum of money in your account, time, effort, and a certain amount of money to put down on the different elements of a date. And even then culture loves to stress how there are no guarantees whatsoever. And if your taste is bad forget it.

>>38768913
The penis only makes it better.

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>not even the Chad head

>>38768545
the point is I know this is OC from here, posted yesterday

>>38768516
Aw, fuck. I was there when you, I presume, posted it in the thread yesterday. Sorry, anon :(

>>38768478
Grab my gun, move innawoods with the sexpet my eccentric uncle gifted me before his passing, and live like how he wanted me to.

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>>38768478
Explain that she isn't a sexpet, but rather a friend pet.
Rather than lewding her, she provides me with the affection I never had. In return I care for her, giving her headpats and what not.

>>38768686
THIS IS PETA

COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS OUT OR WE WILL SHOOT

GTFO normalbitch

Sage

He has no interest in you

>>38768415
Robots aren't losers. Why the fuck are you even here?
My Robot bf is god tier

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>>38768398
>mfw my family would rather me go out and make friends with niggers and drug heads than be a khv recluse
Normalfags are the insane ones

>>38768398
I often wonder the same thing

>>38768432
>family wants me to have friends
>friends are nigger drug heads
>"OMG ANON YOU DID AN DRUG BAD BOY"

Might as well just tell ICE about him.

the fact he hasnt been taken down already makes me question the FBI's ability.

>>38768764
It takes time to build a case to present to the Attorney General, so they can give the FBI a subpoena or search warrant of his property and devices. The fact they have another discord channel to try and cover their tracks should tell you enough. From what I understand over 7 people have reported him already.

>>38768357
well played anon.
Genuinely lol'd

>>38768357
Knowing me I'd stammer, blush, panic, fuck up a pick up line, leave the place, and never go back. Then, I'd probably post about it in a "most beta thing you've done" thread.

>>38768357
Shed be pretty if she lost like 40 lbs.
Coming from a guy that weights 125

seat too small my anus wont survive that shit

>>38768493
this, take comfort into account

>front wheel connected by a straw

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It's going

oregano

having my first beers in about seven months

now under the watch of the 'acute team' at a mental health clinic, this is new

i don't even really feel that bad

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Spent the day slightly hungover and did absolutely nothing. Even playing a video game would have been more productive.

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>>38768288
>enter greentext thread
>greentext a completely fabricated story

>go into random thread
>reply to some guys arguing
>say not an argument
>leave thread

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>enter a thread
>pretend to be other posters

>>38768252
Men will usually lower their standards just to have sex, women only date people up to their standard or above.
Basically its less important to a guy if a girl is all that attractive when he is horny, but not so for girls.

>>38768252
Well, which one spends an hour putting on makeup and doing their hair?

Men probably.

However women are more judegemental overall

Pretty often. More reasons to than not to.

>>38768226
Just everyday for as long as i can remember

Everyday

feelsfuckingbadman

How about giving us a quick rundown.

>>38768218
All his books are good, have this one but haven't read it yet (not OP).

What the Dog Saw is a good one about intuition/hunches and how they're actually based in reality on our own experiences. Might sound stupid but it's a good read.

>>38768423
How about not being a fucking illiterate

>>38768218
I read this last year. I think what people glean from the book depends a lot on their backgrounds. I'm more or less one of the outliers he talks about, so I got out of it an interesting analysis of how I've ended up where I am so far. I can easily see how disheartening the whole read could be to someone on the other end of things, though. Sorry you got dealt a worse hand than me in life, but don't confuse the ability to get success on that high level with the ability to succeed as an average human being. Remember the book's analyzing "outliers" and how they get where they are, not how the everyman builds himself up and survives.

>>38768214
Many potential Elliots kill themselves before getting to his stage.

Are you mentally retarded? That only would bring more brain dead normalfags here. Where were you during the Oregon shooting? This place was in shambles. The only funny thing to come out of it was that plenty of news sources thought that Eggman did it when we told them that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LU4W0ef2654

>>38768291
>he thinks the place isn't already in shambles

You just revealed you're the retarded one

A lot of fucking opioid addicts and Chinese people.

Why are you coming to my city?

>>38768185
Are you a chink?

What are you planning to do there? I've lived in Ottawa for my whole life and have only been as far west as Niagra

>>38768185
Subhumans, drugs, everything is expensive, lots of traffic, lots of humidity