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How do you get a boyfriend when you were born ugly and have no curves?
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Get a bf who was born ugly too.
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>>36623155
>when you were born ugly
How ugly?
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>>36623155
>How do you get a boyfriend
By being my gf.
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>mfw 17 days of nofap
>I got a gf
You niggers have no excuse to not be socially competent
Anyone that complains about being lonely while they still masturbate has no right to
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>did nofap for 3 months
>never even got to speak to a girl
muh anecdotal evidence
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she will drop your ass in two weeks
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>>36623171
You have to talk to them dude
Human beings don't communicate through pheromones
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Where do you go? How's it treating you?
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>>36623126
>any year
>attending cornell
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I am in my third and last year. I still don't have any friends here, haha!
Like wtf, why am I always friendless? As a kid, there was always the group of virgin nerds. I was not part of them either.
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>>36623126
Im doing my PhD in Fluid Dynamics at Harvard, did my MSc at Oxford and my BSc at Yale.
I'm also a chef at KFC and make $290,000 a year and have a 10" cock.
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>Be a normie
>Came to this board few months ago
>stayed here to feel better about myself by seeing how shitty other peoples lives are compared to mine
>start noticing some changes in myself
>I hate women now
>I hate myself now
>I've started to masturbate more frequently
>become addicted to r9k
>become bitter about being a virgin
>start thinking of yourself as a beta cuck
>I want to kms
>start seeing women as objects
>become a bitter beta who hates normies
How do I stop lurking here and go back into normiehood?
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>>36623080
You can't leave
origiggisdkos
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>>36623080
Plot twist: you were a robot the whole time. You only now realized it. There is no back
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>>36623186
Fuck. How do I leave r9k once and for all?...
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just lift they said, it'll be an original comment they said
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>Lifting gains are determined by genetics
>tfw shit strength genes
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>>36622981
looks bad cause cause his hip to shoulder ratio is shit, however, it looks a lot better than if he was a lard ass.
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>>36622981
He doesn't deserve to live.
Can being an Artist/Painter get you a girlfriend?
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>>36622904
probably yes, chicks love pseudo intellectuals.
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That doesn't matter. All that matters is how attractive you are and how much money you have.
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>>36622904
Bitches love pointless meme "art", so yes I imagine being a painter could get you a gf.
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Why are you browsing /r9k/ when you could be STUDYING KANJI???
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>>36622895
Fuck off weeb, 4chan is a Finnaboo website. Take your gook shit elsewhere.
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>>36622895
gook begone
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>>36622895
I want to be a cute miniRin who gets bullied by being dunked in sticky orange juice and then my master rubs my naughty parts with his straw and drinks up orange juice mixed up with girl juice.
Anyway, thanks for reminding me, I'll pull up Anki and get to it.
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yo, so i made a thread like this earlier which i messed up so ima do it again. looking for some /adv/ really from some fellow robots because i feel like some of you may have experienced it and sorted yourselves out.
So recently i've been noticing myself pulling some sociopathic moves on almost everyone i talk to, even close friends now. (yeah ikr i dont know how i have friends either) I'm not sure if i've been doing this sub-consciously and have only just realised it now, but it is seriously effecting my social relations. Like; i lie, i manipulate and decieve. It's just a game to me now, to see who i can control the most.
Although i can't stop. I'm growing away from friends, but along with it i've gained confidence allowing me to actually look people in the eye and converse with them. I love being able to have conversations with girls but at the same time it's horrible knowing i'm only doing it to control people and at the end of the day i'm going to end up with no friends and terrible family relations.
Have any of you met someone with sociopathic tendencies? or are you a sociopath? help me out here robots.
>p.s. i love it tho, feels empowering to be able to control peoples behaviours though.
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>>36622840
I T S. O N L Y. A. G A M E. T O. M E. N O W.
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>>36622840
>looking for some advice
>>>/adv/
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>>36622891
>from fellow robots
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>IQ in 120s is now considered"smart"
What the fuck ? Why would you filthy fucking normalfags do this ?
I had one thing, ONE thing going for me, my intelligence, and you're taking that away from me. Fuck you, 120 IQ isn't anything special ree lowering the standards and bastardising fucking plebs
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>>36622828
Why do you write ki the computer way
That looks like mo
write it with 4 strokes instead
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>>36622828
if it somehow makes you feel better, Ive got an IQ of 90...
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>>36622828
>>36622860
Was going to post this. Looks weird.
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I mean, can you even imagine?
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I like josh hartnet's other movie.
Here on Earth
I don't even remember what happened
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kek this was one of those quintessential early 2000's movies
good times
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>>36622812
We went to the same high school. Niggas rode his dick hard.
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>jerk off to SPH porn
>actually 6 inches
anyone else know this devilish feel?
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i do it too but i am almost 7 inches
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>>36622790
Same. I guess 6 is pretty average though so it's not too immersion breaking.
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>>36623543
>pretty average.
Isn't the average like 5?
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I lost my virginity at 22 and by now had a FFM threesome with my gf and her best friend. AMA.
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Pics or it didn't happen
oiruhakkll
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It really paid well to wait so long to lose your virginity, anon. Very noice.
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Do you feel complete now?
Is it illegal to jerk off in my car, in a public place like a library or a grocery store parking lot? I know there's cameras and I try to avoid them. I don't think I've ever been caught doing this and I by no means do it often.
I'm just wondering what would happen if I was caught. I'm always in my car, wearing a shirt and pants I just have my dick out. And I'm always looking at my phone and I always stop if I see even a single person walking around even though my dick would likely be covered up by the car around me. Is this illegal in the USA?
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>Is it illegal to jerk off in my car, in a public place like a library or a grocery store parking lot?
Absolutely legal, make sure you stare at hot girls while you do it.
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Yes it's illegal Jesus Christ
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>>36622763
yeah just avoid parks frequented by kids, schools and sorta of places.
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>tfw want a gf
>tfw not bothered in the slightest about sex
will I be able to get away this or is it impossible?
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Do you mean you don't mind having sex but aren't really that interested in it, or you seriously don't want to have sex?
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>>36622752
guess I don't mind but more on the side of I would rather do something else
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>>36622707
It's hard to do this because most girls pretend they don't have it on the mind when they do.
I've been broken up with before because I usually rather play vidya with them than sex.
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You know you're all alone and nobody cares about you. You do all the right things, you go to class, and you wear the right stuff. And you're alone. Because it's a fake cosmology. I'm just saying all the stuff they push is a lie. It's all a joke, but if they make it trendy, you go for it. I want you to suceed. But you gotta take it in your hands, you gotta accept it, you gotta want it, you gotta be teleprompter free. You gotta be real, you gotta be able to willing to get out of your comfort zone.
I've read all those messages they've written about you. And that makes me claustophobic, to just imagine my fellow human to be in that position. Like i'm in hell, like I'm bound in chains. Just to see you in that position. I want to see you break free and go higher than I ever will.
They tell you in these Hollywood movies that the "Devil is a fair man". That's a lie. God is a fair man. Because humans are made in the image of God. The Devil wants you to fall and fail. I've got a big bloody red heart that believes in you. God always gives people an opportunity to be free. And that's metaphysically why I'm here. To give you a choice. I would choose it wisely.
Unlock your human potential. Defeat those who want to shatter your mind, your doorways to perception. I want to see you truly live. I want to see you truly be who you are! And I ask you to look in the mirror, and ask yourself: what am I doing in this time of great challenge? What am I doing to unlock minds? Once you unlock a mind, once you unlock somebody, then they can unlock their soul. We can't unlock a soul, only God can do that. But we can unlock minds. And once the mind is unlocked, once the intellect is turned on, then comes the discernment, then comes the awakening of the soul. Then comes true enlightenment and empowerment.
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>>36622682
Sorry, honey, but /9k/ will side with /pol/ during the happening. Fucking roasties need to get off my board.
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I'd rather just continue to watch anime.
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> You do all the right things, you go to class, and you wear the right stuff.
omfg