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You should play Russian Roulette.

-.-

>>35965364
Valkyria, shot some thing

>>35965364
kotor is the best game there by far

Shit works great. After like a week all I can think about is dicking pussy.

The downside: eventually the sexual tension drives you crazy

>>35965349
All I did during nofap was lift heavy things and think about sex.

It was exhausting. I missed being able to think clearly.

>>35965349
Because for some people it becomes a severe addiction, and cannot be done in moderation, leaving complete abstinence the only option to stop the addiction.

Also, there are numerous unprovable mental, physical and spiritual benefits of abstaining form ejaculation over long periods. I give up on trying to convince anyone of these, you have to experience them yourself, and if you make pro-masturbation posts I assume you never went more than a week without fapping, or did something like drugs or sitting all day so you wouldn't notice a difference whether you fapped or not.

Jesus Christ he could at least use his NEETbux to get a decent microphone for Christ sake.

it'd be cool if there was a law where you're euthanized after reaching a certain weight

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>>35965307

0:53 pax taxyers


when u so fat, it inhibits your speech lmao.

this fat boi so fat, his blood is mayonnaise hahaha, bitch ass white boi gonna be dead in a few years from sleeping face down drowning in his man tit sweat lmao.

stay at it fatty.

>>35965290

What was it op? Here's my shameful fap material.

https://m.xhamster.com/movies/7020272/pale_white_sissy_shows_off_ass_soles_toes_pink_cage.html

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>>35965290
you'll never break the cycle robot unless you have friends to be distracted to

>>35965290
Cull yourself of your sin
Norte.l fortell your skin
Try a good priest,
She should treat

>>35965269
you must have been a caesarean section then

>>35965269
>this is my reaction to the emotion I encounter when I am not in possession of a homo sapiens sapiens female (XX combination on the 23rd chromosome pair) partner with which to undertake coitus with

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>>35965319
Forgot pic oreganoli

>>35965251

Thank you op for your kind words, even though I know this drudgery continues.

I grasp at abstract happiness and clutch wind.

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>>35965251
YOU DON'T KNOW ME! YOU DON'T GIVE A SHIT! YOU'RE JUST LIKE EVERY OTHER ONE OF THOSE FAGGOTS! "THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE!" YOU DON"T KNOW WHAT I DO! YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT ANY OF IT MEANS! YOU JUST CONTENT YOURSELF WITH TELLING YOURSELF THAT, AND THINK THAT ME HEARING THAT MAKES IT WORTH IT!!!

>>35965273
But you have hope,no matter how little. You will always want it,and try to take it and you should be happy for that quality. Some would rather rote away,but i have a feeling you are always looking forward and i admire that,truly.

>>35965317
I mean every word of what i say. But if i am ignorant,Enlighten me. Tell me the truth.

The right precautions being a fully armed police escort. Fucking roastie

Nice file name you cuck

>>35965205
no it is not safe. that's why most females wear hijab to avoid getting looked at. it probably doesnt work 100% of the time but still. Wear short jeans there and you'll never get out alive

I'm actually about to trim mine down , it's feeling very stiff.

>>35965155
First asian beard I've ever seen

only if you can grow one. a few ginger pubes on your cheeks isn't going to help

>drinking in high school
Normie

Reminder that only weed is acceptable for high school robots, after that anythings fair game though.

>>35965104

It's just getting started, anon

>5 years from now
>It's a "What did you do on prom night" thread
>Yfw memories of shitposting on a Mongolian underwater basket weaving forum while everyone else was at prom

fuck this gets to me op. I wish I could have had more fun in highschool. I'm seeing all my younger friends posting prom pictures and I wish I would have gone. I'm glad I did stupid fun shit though. Make the best of it and improve upon yourself,

>>35965092

t. Roast mcToast

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Look at the filth we allow on this board

We stay becuase we know you'll never actually do anything. You will mope around,angrily finger peck out a long,arduous text on "GTFO ROASTIE :(((((" and that will be the end of it. no go back to fapping to 2d little girls,freak.

by potential girlfriend you mean girl who looked in your general direction one time that you've never talked to

>never leave my basement
>Chad stops all of my potential gfs from introducing themselves while I'm in the basement by taking them

>>35965017
Betas don't get pussy,,
maybe if you are lucky
you can prep chad one day.
Maybe you should wear
Panties and shave your legs

>>35964986
Dating sites are more about random hook-ups than they are about dating.

I did it with my real pic and no girls replied, so I deleted it because my ego
I saw someone catfishing as Eliza though, which was suprising

>>35964986
Why aren't you petting
my big young sitting
Bull, I need your dick
Like a red prink
Up my hole,
Like a poll

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>>35964981
I just did web m related tonight with a girl I met on tinder

Normie a gonna lurk

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Super hero powers

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the chance to suck on these glorious titties

>>35964965
Because men are dominant you fucking cuckold

>Why are women so sexually submissive?

Because it's easier

>>35964965
>Why are women so sexually submissive?
they are stupid just like me

>>35964902
>I only went to university to meet people Anonymous 04/02/17(Sun)00:16:16 No.35964902and I haven't made a single decent friend
honestly same

I was by myself for the most during first year, i finaly made a friend during the spring, 2nd year.

This definitely applied to me. It was extra hard as I moved across the country in order to do it (but still go home on holidays). For the first three years or so I didn't have anyone, just friends from back home who I talked to on Skype.

However, I was able to find people I connected with once I stopped limiting myself to my campus. It seems counter intuitive when everyone your age is collected there looking for new friends, but I only found people I was really close to via Meetup groups etc. in the city outside my school. I just wish I would have done it sooner as I'll be graduating soon.

So try to look outside your campus if you haven't already. University can be a great way to find friends but it can also put blinders on you.