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How're you robots doing tonight? I'm about to go to sleep so I can go to college and continue failing out
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I'm trying to think but I stop mid thought. I imagine a lot of stupid shit all the time. I embarrass myself. I get a headache. I have things to do but I'm not doing them. I'm annoyed by tv commercials
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>>36010517
I'm ok, bit of a headache. Crocheting some coffee cozies and watching sparticus.
But in general today I did a water change on my fish tanks, cleaned my dragons tanks compleatly and cleaned the entire kitchen.
I made meatloaf,mac and cheese, mashed potatoes and garlic bread for dinner. I really like garlic bread so I was pretty much the only one who wanted any.

Thank you for reading my blog.
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>only got 2 hours of sleep last night
>still not tired
>have to get up @ 6:00

wew

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hi robots. i broke things off with my bf of a year that i met on here. im pretty sure it was the right decision but ive still been pretty sad about it. any helpful words?
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Deal with it. Time moves on, nothing lasts forever.
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>>36010514
but....i miss my best friend :(
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>>36010488
I know who you are. We both know you don't care. Also,
>pretending to be a girl on r9k
literally why

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Realistically is it possible to get a bf in April 2017? Give it to me straight robots. I can take it.
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>>36010475
depends on what you've got between your legs
and your biological sex.
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>>36010475
yes i'm single hello there.
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It's my birthday month so

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If you're so obsessed with women why wouldn't you want to become one?
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>>36010459
because i'm not a fag.
Oregano
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I've seen thousands of futa shoops and this is awful
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>>36010459
I do want to be one and this is a terrible photoshop

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19> BMI fags not welcome

What did you eat today, skinny bots?
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>>36010371
Three little bits of grilled chicken breast and a bottle of water
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h-how many calories do you eat in a day and how tall are you? i'd like to know because my goal is to become underweight. please help.
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>>36010371
Move over skinny fucks this is MAH SWAMP NOW
>27.7

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>tfw you start to pretend to be a fembot who likes you
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That is some metatulpa shit
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>>36010525
Why jump through all the hoops of getting a gf when you can just become your own gf?
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>>36010574
Ill be your gf if you live on the best coast

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I think that actually trying to improve my life would be beneficial. You fags got any suggestions? Here's the gameplan
Long term
>Have fulfilling sexual relationship with qt
>Have defined career path you work towards and look forward to
>Have a couple enjoyable, healthy hobbies
Short Term
>No more drugs
>No more 4chan
>No more violent or fetish porn
>Try and actually talk to girls
>Find a career path
Cmon you depressing autists
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self improve but don't obsess over it

most things don't work out in the end but you can improve slightly. if you obsess over it you will lose your fucking mind and come crashing down.

don't delude yourself into thinking self improvement is actually going to turn you into a normie chad.
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>>36010306
>No more 4chan
If your 4chan habits are similar to mine, don't do this short term. I tried to quit 4chan cold turkey and the effects were mostly negative. I ended up spouting retarded shit that I would've otherwise said on here instead and fapping three times more than normal out of boredom.
Maybe do less 4chan or make it a long term goal.
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>>36010306
>Have fulfilling sexual relationship with qt

There is no other sort of fulfilling relationship with a qt. Sexual is redundant.

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Does she have any chance to "make it" or will she just continue to spiral out of control?
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>>36010235
Make what? A sandwich?
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no she's fucked and probably wants it that way
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>>36010801
That's pretty hot desu anon

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Is it gay to want to be submissive,look like a girl and get pegged by women
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No, but pretty close to it.
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>>36010223
>tfw want all of that but for it to be from a girl (male)
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It's not gay if you don't want them to be men. None of this "futa cum" bullshit.

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Is there such a thing as too much thicc?
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That Randalin girl is right on the border of my limit.
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Yes, fat. That woman is fat, not thicc
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>>36010208
This is a grey area for most thicc fags. Definitely not ideal.

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>look at the time
>it's almost 2 AM
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Haven't seen you in a while. Holding up well? They still have that room going?
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>>36010286
depends, who's asking?
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>>36010308
Just some jackass. Not interested in spoiling your fun, don't worry. Enjoy the fairies, anon.

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I don't know about you robots, but when I get a bad case of the feels, nothing perks me of like a classic Banquet brand frozen dinner.

No gf? No problem! Just microwave in 3 minutes and you're good to go!

With a wide variety of delicious, nutritious meals such as savory Salisbury steak or the classic chicken nuggets, your taste buds will REEEE will pleasure!
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Tastes just like mom used to heat up
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>tfw Banquet got rid of the dark meat chick nuggers in favor of white meat
I LOVE HAVING MY MICROWAVED CHICKEN GUM AROUND IN MY MOUTH AND HAVE CHUNKY BITS IN IT.
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>>36010107
what good spicy tv dinners are there

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slav robot thread
>all women are whores who'd leave you for Janusz because he own a bmw
>pay is shit
>the alcohol pretty cheap
feels free to ask questions
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>>36010078
>Magyar
>White

pick one
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>>36010078
Magyars arent slavs... They're cigany :^)
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>want to wear tracksuit
>look for it to find out that Boris stole it
>kill him
>take back tracksuit
>walk back home to squat
>get mauled by bear
>such is life

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How many days in are you boys? just wrapping up day 9 here.
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Going in 3 months now already beginning to ascend
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>>36010094
OP here. Just looking to do the 90 day challenge, which I think is the general idea in the community.
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>>36010076
3 days

I do not know if i should go for a month or finish by the end of the week

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I just want a mentally ill gf. We can lean on one another when times get tough. We'll be there for one another. Her feels will be my feels. I'll catch her cutting and put a band-aid over the wound. Maybe set up a suicide pact.
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>>36010024
This is just you being a faggy virgin onve you fuck some broads you will see how blinded you were by the pussy. You can barley deal with yourself yet. You want another in your life juat like you? A country can never win a foreign war when it is in a civil war.
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Okay my dude, I'm going to throw you some legit knowledge. I dated a chic like you describe. It was fucking awful, because the part where you think you'll lean on each other doesn't happen. You'll help her with EVERYTHING and she will literally never support you in any way. You will bear the burden of two people for nothing. And then you risk losing her when you articulate that or stop devoting every minute of your time to unfuck her life. I'm sorry. Yandere is cool tho. Totally different.
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>>36010518
>You'll help her with EVERYTHING and she will literally never support you in any way.

This is the hardest redpill a man can swallow, and completely true in almost all cases.

If men knew this, not a single one of them would have ever signed a marriage contract and gotten scammed.

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