Haven't had one of these in a while. Let's get these parasitic roasties extra toastie. Pic related is what's happening to our board, we're on stage 4 going on stage 5
>>37289546
Oh fuck off. What a faggot. You want to know why women are so bad? Men let them be bad. We enable their behavior on every level. So you go on /r9k/ and make women hate generals and whine and fight with femanons and all you're doing is letting them absorb your energy. Anybody who makes these threads is a faggot. This is a waste of time. Especially since women keep ruining our board BECAUSE YOU GIVE THEM ALL THE ATTENTION THEY WANT AND THEN SOME.
>>37289546
t. virgin
You don't have to be so bitter that you're undesirable. As a girl, of course I prefer Chad Thundercock. He's nice, successful and physically attractive. Sorry. ;^)
Classic for /whg/
>why is there trash and bums everywhere in this neigh-
>AYO I thought I told to knock off that FUCKIN white boy shit anon, before I beat yo ASS
light skin ethnostate when? These coal-colored "people" cannot be considered our equals.
one drop rule my man. you don't get to run from your nig blood that easily.
>>37289538
I don't know. Why don't you make one? Stop being on nigger's side all the time and be more vocal about your mulatto pride.
>>37289538
The one good argument for not having mixed kids, they can be hated by either side.
Do you always go through people's files? Do you save things for yourself? What are some interesting things you found?
bump
qguiah
>>37289812
bump
bdsiug
no i only look whats installed and how much space is left
Style thread. Here is mine to start us off. R8,h8, and appreci8, my
m8.
Here is the template. Go crazy.
This is the most me image possible
>>37289493
Wow that's fucking 3xtreme. How did you do it
okay bots, lets play a game. i'll go first
behold niggs
Does this count as an "anime action figure"?
>>37289419
nah, im talkin dolls here
friday night out with the lads edition
Roasting out lads.
>>37289363
>Friday in with the Anons edition
Might head down Omegle later to pick up some slags m8s
>>37289363
Who here /waitingforcomfyweather/?
Why is /r9k/ so delusional?
>Make a thread asking why femanons hate male virgins
>Thread gets filled with replies of self-proclaimed femanons and guys circlejerking about how virginity is a "virtue" and how femanons don't insult guys about being virgins
Good lord you people are fucking delusional. Virginity is not a virtue, anybody who says it is are either trying to justify their virginity or they are trying to make someone else feel better about their virginity. I thought I was delusional and not self aware enough but it seems you're all worse than me.
>>37289118
So instead of listening to femanons I need to listen to you, right? Why?
>>37289118
Why are you posting with a picture of a jewish camwhore/prostitute larping as a natsoc?
>>37289134
Femanons are full of shit, dumbass. They repeat what robots seem to like to get all that attention their ugly faces and fat asses cannot provide in real life.
Newfags are fucking dense, jesus.
>I fell for the "tell your crush you like them" meme
You did good anon. At least you won't have any what ifs now. Fuck that bitch if she rejected you. You probably have shit taste in girls anyway.
Literally never works out
Any time you get a crush instead of trying to find out ways to get them to like you you should try to find ways to make you stop liking her
>>37288972
It sucks, but it's the advice you get because it saves time. Rest easy, you never had a chance in the first place and now you saved a lot of time.
So I found this fat chick online who is willing to fuck my fat ugly ass for $100. We facetimed so I know she is not a dude.
She is definitely not worth $100 but I am thinking of doing it anyway just to lose my v. Should I do it?
Pic is her
>>37288887
you're gonna have to pay this whale to fuck her...just save up and hire an actual hooker man jesus
>>37288887
Pic/description of you for comparison needed
your dick isn't going to even reach her vag because of all the fat rolls
jured hired an escort to lose my virginity
what can I expect
is it safe to eat her out?
>>37288532
>You won't last long
>No, it's not safe
jesus christ, why haven't we figured out how to eliminate asian males entirely
female-only races exist in sci fi all the time. it must be possible
>>37288532
Shit, his titties are bigger than hers
>you finally get a gf
>she goes into the bathroom
>comes out with this on
>orders you to get on all fours
what do
>>37288503
This is my fetish
Originally, of course
Suck it like a good boy
Then turn around and bite my lip and spread my cheeks.
>>37288503
Yes is she is cute and not tall. No if she is pretty and non-gentle in tone, then I'll lift her up and fuck her instead.
>1500 hours in dota 2
>2.5k MMR
>>37288458
>1900 hours in dota 2
>1.3k MMR
Granted, I haven't played ranked since 2014 when I first got my rank around 200 hours in, but still...
>>37288458
>tfw about 800 hrs in Ability Draft
Fuck ranked matches especially since I have to put my phone number in.
>>37288458
Just blame your Russian/Peruvian/pinoy teammates and watch as your self doubt washes away.
>go into supermarket
>get cart full of items
>get cashier to scan them
>say i forgot my wallet and leave
whos feeling /mischievous/ today anons?
>>37288226
Order from a pizza place
Tell them my order be sure to be confusing and speak quietly
They bring me the correct order
I tell them it's the wrong order and yell at them
Get the pizza for free
Get coupons for discount on next order
ragie wagies btfo
didn't leave a tip for the driver because of "bad service"
>>37288326
>order pizza
>have it sent to random address
>ring an hour later complaining my pizza never arrived
>order from Burger King
>tell them I want it to eat in
>when they give it on a tray say I want it in a bag
>take bag, carry it to a table and eat in anyway
TRICKSTER
How big of a Chad is your father, /r9k/?
>>37288147
Not really, he's pretty beta when you think about it.
>>37288147
not one bit
crazy beta who yells at strangers for trying to talk to him. Gets nervous and stutters around alphas
>>37288147
He's above average but not quite a Chad. He was a college athlete and tied the scoring record for the soccer team. He was offered a scholarship to American University and a half scholarship to Yale but he turned it down.
Hero edition.
No Nick todau so I figured I'd start the thread while on break. Share your problems, ask questions, get other people's perspective on your own story or anecdotes. Anything goes. Feel free to make up your own objectives. Regulars abound and new people are always welcome.
>>37288030
And I misspelled a word in the OP. Fuck I'm on a roll today!
>>37288030
how are you doing hero
>>37288055
I'm alive. Best I can say right now. Yourself?