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Who /stuckintheearly2000s/ here?
>Still use Windows XP
>Most of the games I play are from 6th-gen consoles or older
>Still use a CRT TV to play games
>Don't use social networking, still have a flip phone
>Still listen to music from early '00s, have heard barely any songs from this decade
>Always going on archive.org and viewing what old sites used to look like
>Obsessed with the past and what used to be
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>>37195797
Links to your favorites or /comfy/ sites from archive.org?
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>>37195797
The early 2000s was the best time of my life. I use modern technology but still listen to songs from that time. Nostalgia :)
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>>37195832
albinoblacksheep.com
newgrounds.com
linkinpark.com
flashplayer.com
youtube.com
I always browse around the years 2000-2006.
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so recently got methyl B12 and vitamin D supplements and it made a huge diff in my quality of life.
was wondering if I should spend another $50 on fish oil and probiotics or are they just memes?
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what exactly made the huge difference?
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>>37195780
I haven't noticed any improved mood from fish oil but I eat like a shit and by cholesterol leves are pretty good so it looks like it's warding off the heart attacks
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I have vita D and b12 next to me. Will it really help me? I don't feel anything different
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>h-hey, wanna do it or something?
How do you answer
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''you will never steal my virginity you wretched succubus''
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>>37195774
>sure but i hate wrapping it up, we're going bare
look at her she's probably into all kinds of crazy shit
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>>37195774
Only if you have a penis and that condom is for your dick desu
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>be 23
>drop my family and (lack of) friends back home
>buy one way ticket to japan
>now holding a meme eigo sensei job
>im now 24
>will have a month long summer vacation
>will be travelling around the whole country or however much i can cover during summer break
would anyone like to be my travel gf? i live in kyoto.
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Your life sound like a fucking meme... Lucky boy
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>>37195729
I might be interested. Are you okay with being cuckolded? Ideally we would travel around and live in hostels, and I'd occasionally sleep with other, hotter, more charismatic guys there, in order to make you jealous.
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>>37195759
if you have made plans to be financially responsible for your own aids, sure
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What would you do if you got a girl pregnant?
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>>37195634
Raise my child to the best of my ability and not abandon my child like my father did. Try to give them the life I didn't have and hope that they don't make the same mistakes.
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raise it with my wife, duh
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Make her fall in the staircase
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Stop being an atheist.
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Believing in god will make your produce more dopamine in your lifetime because you anticipate being sent to heaven when you die as a reward for your good deeds.
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>>37196444
Yes. But to be able to achieve this you need to truly believe in a God and an Afterlife which can be very difficult if you weren't indoctrinated from birth.
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>>37195593
Ya'll actually read this guys stuff? His concept of god is not the christian god. It's funny seeing fundies hold him up as some kind of champion for their cause, he's not a christian or a creationist and his concept of god is very abstract.
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Don't lie white boy, you know all white women are roasty sluts.
Every. Single. One.
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>>37195569
cringe, wizardry time
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>>37195569
I never tell a lie. Plenty of pure white qts on this planet. Your asian girls are ugly.
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>>37195569
Nope. You're wrong. Maybe in the US and in the UK chavs are. But not over here, at least most of them aren't at all.
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Femanons, is dick really so good that girls debase themselves to this degree to get it?
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>>37195465
They like dick. They can REALLY like dick. However, attention is its own reward.
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>>37195465
>that obvious butt implant
>she's an Olympic gold medalist
???
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>>37195465
No it's not. She is doing this to show off, not for the dick.
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At what age did you finally relegate yourself to the certainty that there's no one out there for you, and you were going to die alone?
I'm twenty-seven and it's now starting to set in. Good god, is it setting in.
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>>37195261
20
im 25 now and wonder why i even try
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>>37195261
probably around 11 or 12. i never really had much hope
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>>37195261
If I play my cards right I may get a gf today. Then I'd kiss this site goodbye.
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So I matched with a qt on tinder named Nicole and I used a pun to start the conversation:
"I'm short 5 cents, spare me a Nicole?"
I thought it was funny because it's so shitty. She responds with pic related.
I'm wondering if she didn't get the joke
What should I say robots?
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she didn't get it.... how the fuck can you not get that???? oh my god, you just psyched me out of joining back to OKCupid for at least another week...
fuck how are people so stupid.. IM LITERALLY SHAKING RIGHT NOW.
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She's dumb
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You did good. Say something else witty
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What are the advantages of being a lifelong virgin?
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Not having to worry about STDs
Not having to worry about potential pregnant
And if it happens you have to pay shitloads of money for the child obviously
No snorting partner at night
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>>37195208
Newton and Tesla died virgins.
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you tend to die sooner
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>You have a Discord anon? Cool! What kind of people are you talking to?
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>Mostly a bunch of european NEET weirdos
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>People I pretend are voices in my head telling me to kill myself.
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>>37195125
I don't use CuckCord, and I'm degeneracy-free.
Reclaim your pride, don't get cucked by CuckCord. They push the plebbit agenda of NSFW tags.
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There's a worker shortage in the midwest. Any of you neets or robots who want to start a new life in the most beautiful part of the country within driving distance of legal marijuana, this might be a good opportunity. Land is cheap, wages and demand are high.
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/05/21/us/politics/utah-economy-jobs.html?_r=0
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>utah
>midwest
Are you fucking retarded?
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>utah
>midwest
Are you some kind of idiot?
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>>37195104
>Utah
>Midwest
?????
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What is the most rebellious thing you have ever done, robots?
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>Waves at someone first
>I didn't even ask for permission to do so
>They waved back
>Sooo Devilish
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>>37195090
i peed behind a tree during recess in elementary school
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>>37195090
really wanted to have sex with this one girl after a party, and she told me she'd only do anything with me if i smoked weed. so she shotgunned some weed smoke in my mouth.
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Any robots /Isolated/; and/or not able/dont to talk to real physical people? If so, wanna talk about it?
I've been /Isolated/ for 8 years, how about you?
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I hope it doesn't reach that stage for me. Been isolated since finishing high school. Planning to get my life in gear when i finish my degree and get a job and my own place. But being unable to talk to people irl is due to having nothing to say... so sadly there is not much talking to be done.
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>>37194990
Your situation is pretty much mine; it just gets so lonely
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>>37195050
Yeah, mentioned in another thread the almost physical ache from loneliness. Just started feeling that today. Never troubled me before but now i empathise with all you anons