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>nobody finds me attractive irl to date me
>long distance relationships never work out because i end up hurting them
>mfw
I can't fucking win.

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>premature ejaculator
>14cm penis
>pectus excavatum
>skinny

Barring people with actual disabilities and manlets does ANYONE have it worse than me in this entire board? Be honest. I think not.
I should be fucking euthanized.

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Daily reminder

girls hate nice and respectful guys

but you cant be an agressive alpha if u are ugly because u will be mental insane and thats not good

you're fucked

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Would /r9k/ fuck Ivanka Trump's daughter?

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I've realized that I literally can't imagine loving any girl in particular. I can think a girl looks cute and has a good personality (usually a 2D girl, at that), but when I try to think about a relationship with her, I just imagine I would get sick of her and she would get sick of me very quickly because we wouldn't have enough in common. I don't feel love or deep attraction, I feel utter hollowness. This has also made me realize my own utter valuelessness. Maybe I just haven't closely interacted with enough people in my life, but I have a lot of trouble imagining how you can look at someone else and want to be with them, and I mean not just as a readily available option, but because you really believe that they are perfect for you. How can people be okay with settling out of convenience? How can they live with that and say and think or at least pretend they love someone else? Of all the people out there, and with how difficult it can be to truly relate, how can you choose any one person to be with except out of convenience or extreme luck?

This is what makes me feel that romantic love as a concept is an absolute mistake, but it's an ideal I can't stop wanting anyway.

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> https://youtu.be/1DKMwOcAFT8?t=9m25s
> This..is..so..TINY
>MFW

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>Something nice happens
>It either comes with an annoying catch or the week later I'm miserable again

Why even bother?

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i'm lonely as fuck i need a friend but i'm a neet and it's too hard for me to meet people

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>tfw I feel just like Jesus's son

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I fucked up, /r9k/

Yesterday my girlfriend and I got into a really bad fight. I've been with her for two years but we've been arguing more frequently as of late, mostly over stupid things, but this was a big one that included some name-calling and throwing of things. Needless to say I stormed out of her apartment. I then called up a longtime female friend of mine (we've known each other since high school) and asked to meet up, just so I could have someone to vent to.

Long story short, this female friend and I went out to dinner and drinks, and then went back to her place to drink more. Somewhere in our drunken stupor she convinced me that my girlfriend was a bitch and I should dump her, I thought "hell yeah" and we ended up fucking. Twice.

This morning I checked my voicemail and I had a call from my gf apologizing for the way she acted and saying that she wants to make it up to me. This call was received BEFORE I had had sex with my friend, but I obviously didn't hear it. And I was listening to the voicemail with my supposedly platonic female friend lying naked next to me.

I'm now sitting at home, filled with regret, and I have no idea what to do next. I don't even think I can call my gf, let alone face her. I worked very hard for this relationship, instead of just being an introvert and accepting KHV status I went after this girl, making a fool of myself to try and get her, and even though I've done her wrong, I don't want to lose her now. Help.

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>job interview
>HR guy asks me what my favorite pizza topping is
>tell him: "... f-fungi ...., Sir ..."
>he says he will call me back in a few days
>never got his call

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Why aren't you raising black children yet /r9k/? It's what Jesus would've wanted you to do.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AguPH0XBxdw
>he still listens to music

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INFJ robots around? whats stressing us lately

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>Anon, why would you bring me to the gym for our date?