This is proof that elite engineers society based on solar activity.
>tfw despise women
>tfw to integillent 4 gf
is it possible to reverse this? I don't want to die like this, how do I be at peace with them being whores?
>tfw dumb normies praised me for being smart my entire life
>tfw I completely bought into it and regarded myself as some kind of intellectual
>tfw realizing far too late I'm actually not very intelligent at all, I just surrounded myself with stupid people
>tfw trying to accept the fact that I'm not smart after years of being told the opposite
This man with Tourette's syndrome found a cute model and married her
What is your excuse?
>The company's IT guy found the Blacked
I-is that too much too ask for ?
I sincerely fear so Anon.
And even if, chances are it would be someone you and me would find unattractive, and truth be told we'd both wouldn't really consider having those kind of people with us would we?
It just shows our human nature, rather sickening but you have two choices, to stick to the law or break free and seek your desires and pleasures disregarding other people their feelings.
I don't know what really loving someone feels like, I remeber only ever feeling love towards one girl and it was so long ago I forgot how it feels, ever since then I never loved anyone.
I also don't know how it feels to be loved.
I don't care about sex, in fact I would prefer to find a gf who doesn't want sex / only after marriage, I fap like twice per day, often more and yet I have no interest in sex.
I just want a relationship based completly on trust and love but I know it won't happen. Even if someone falls in love with me beacuse of some miracle, years of trust issues made me unable to love anyone back.
Why are we still here?
Just to suffer?
>get called a normie by friend
>friend doesn't know about GBP
>hasn't poopied on mommy this week
>no NEET bucks
Why the fuck do normies think they can appropriate our culture and use our words against us
I wan't to buy Minecraft for nostalgia's sake since I played that game religiously a few years back, but I feel like an autist for even wanting to go back and I also know that it will not be the same as when I first started playing.
I know it isnt a bad game but Im wondering if its even worth playing it after all these years but on the other hand on g2a its for 4 EUR right now so I guess I might aswell just buy it and see what happens
FUCKING NEETKEK CAME IN MY JOB TODAY AND PISSED ME OFF. NOT FUCKING MEMEING. HE HAD A COMFY PEPE PHONE WALLPAPER. BITCHED TO MY MANAGER AND NOW IM FIRED. FUCK ALL OF YOU.
What do you think of French girls /r9k/?
I need a job for the summer, but nobody is hiring students... should I just lie and claim that I'll be a long time worker? What are the repercussions for this? Should I aim for a more shit-tier job so there's less chance of getting fugged later? or should I just go for that convenient nightshift security job being advertised now?
ITT: things only true robots enjoy
I've been doin' some thinkin', and basically came to this conclusion, women love fast thinkers, I AM a fast thinker but possibly ain't fast enough for the impossible female standards, I guess the vidya only slightly improved my reflexes throughout my life. What do you guys take to think fast?
I don't think you really need to be able to think fast.
You just have to think fast about something close to the topic. It's just making mental connections which impresses a simpleton.
Anything fast is probably worthless once analyzed.
What you're looking for are nootropics. They improve your mind and memory. Not sure if they aid you in this endeavor though.
>What do you guys take to think fast?
I changed my diet to include more vegetables, fruit and some other stuff and removed stuff like soda, candy and processed food. I haven't found any evidence that it increase brain functioning tho.
I also drink ginkgo tea and it is supposedly a potential nootropic, but I am not convinced even if I drink it (since the likelihood of it being neutral or good is much higher as it being bad).
That and I imagine how Sonic would think and study Sonic lore in the hopes of being as fast as him but in thinking instead of running.
ITT: We recommend movies for fellow robots to watch
I'll start with "The Apartment"
I feel like the wagies of /r9k/ can really relate to the main character
>works a job he hates
>no life outside of said job
>has to constantly suck up to his bosses, but they don't respect him