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this photo has never been very accurate, no one actually thinks Chad's life is very hard
harder than an attractive female, sure, but very ugly women are going to have a harder time than he is. it's closer to

ugly male < average male < ugly woman < Chad < Stacey
if the chart had been more realistic and included an average woman, she'd fit in between Chad and Stacey

>>36709606
arguing about semantics won't change the fact tha this place is cancer

I agree
the past 4 years or so this board has gone to complete shit because normies who think theyre so damaged flock here for attention

>>36709388
5 minutes journal, apple store, android store.

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>>36709482
>wut

confused

>>36709388
i can relate anon. i hate everyone and im almost always ready to fucking explode,
i dont know why i feel this way, but i want it gone.

the washing machine and whatever produce in the fridge will get the job done

i don't masturbate because i'm not a degenerate.

>>36709375
I'd be amazed if the average woman could even take something like that, then again I guess fembots aren't your average woman.

>>36709330
your sister offered to buy me breakfast once but i told her to grab her shoes and get the fuck out

>it's a sister is still in diapers episode

>>36709330
What's wrong? I'd eat that with some tortillas or toast or something, looks good.

They shouldn't, I already know I'm the lowest of the low in a society.

>>36709380
And here is the self-loathing beta hoping for some attention.

>>36709313
>You are a grown man with issues you can fix yourself.

Well i have autism, which is an underdevelopment of certain area's of the brain.
And in a way its really not much different , then having a limb missing.
Sure there are things i can do and change, much like somebody who is missing a leg could still possibly walk with a prosthetic.
However there are certain things that i cannot help or fix.
And the way autism work for me is that a lot of experiences are permanently off limit.

come on anons I know it's gonna be awkward but I NEED to talk to people. I'm incapable of small talk. Spent the last year too afraid to even talk to strangers online, luckily now I'm so broken I don't care as much if people hate my voice and don't like me (I'll give it my best shot making friends but I find it hard taking the initiative)

help please? I'll even buy a fancy mic with my last remaining money - this is my goal now I'm sure if I can just become mildly charismatic online I can maybe join go university in 6 months and make friends by joining clubs.

what the fuck I know /r9k/ is 90% normie but where's the other 10% to have my back?

You should leave him. Women like you don't deserve to be happy.

>>36709298
Fuck you. I'm not a bad person.

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>>36709264
>should I lie to my boyfriend?
>Fuck you, I'm not a bad person!

hmmmm......

I only really hate myself.

Its my dream to have such a picture of a girl doing that to me.

>>36709251
>>36709335
Pretty much this, you can't love anything when you hate the platform you would build it on.

I hated high school, but now I wish I could go back all the time.

What's a grown man doing at a school courtyard? How?

You were more optimistic and still had hope. You were also young and full of energy

>>36709207
Step 1: Be Chad
There is no step 2

Figured that wouldn't be original

Pilot the evangelion

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>>36709296
Ok then how do i become Chad?

I feel like that every time someone derails a thread into a politics discussion.

>>36709183
sure, we arent gonna exist in the future, but why not try to make your life right now as tolerable as possible?

>>36709183
middling minded twitter celebs voice the zoomed in concerns of the plebs
"this is how i feel"
"this person is successful and rich"
"how i feel is correct"
it's a psychological circle jerk
but maybe you're looking for an esoteric handy from a zoomed out perspective all the same

>>36709148
I live in Atlanta. You UGA faggots are the worst. Tell me your major isn't something gay and fucking useless like "business."

I went to Cornell for undergrad.
Hated it.
Going to Duke for my PhD.

>>36709199
Finance, and where did you go to school huh?

Not as often as I'd like. I have too much homework and shit.
Funny how my college """""""""""education""""""""" actually prevents me from genuinely educating myself.

I try, but never end of doing. Any recommendations?

>>36709138
I used to read all the time but now i spend most of my time on the computer. I still buy books telling myself i'll read them one day though.

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Stop making these threads, they are only aggravating the situation.

What do you mean your psychiatrist said he can't diagnose you with anything?

>>36709108
Posting on an imageboard with no identity makes me feel better instead of trying to bother people on my friends list

>What do you mean your psychiatrist said he can't diagnose you with anything?
He can't find anything to diagnose me with

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>>36709159
>He can't find anything to diagnose me with

Either you aren't being honest with him or your psychiatrist is a moron, consider finding someone different to go to.

>>36709063
go to the movie and see how she's acting, maybe flirt lightly (not friendship ruiningly) and see how she responds. it could be going somewhere, or she could just want to go as friends.

>she could just want to go as friends.
I'm going into it with that attitude. I can't help but feel nervous, everytime we've hung out before, there have been a lot of her friends with us. Now it's just going to be the two of us. On a monday night. Seeing Beauty and the Beast. idk, I'm being over analytical I'm sure.

Whatever happens happens I guess.

>>36709063
suga <3