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Reminder that you can't lift your bad genes away
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>>35641185
Starting to care less about looks. I'm learning that lifting helps with my mood swings and self discipline.
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Face and height are alright I just need to lose weight and it's a little harder to me than most people, but I'm doing good so far and will probably manage. I may get bald earlier than most in my 30s but other than that, not much to complain about.
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>never did sports or lifted
>start lifting after 23 years and immediately get gains; increase weights quickly and stamina for push-ups increases

wut

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>tfw to intelligent for a a smert wojak folder
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>>35641153
>tfw too intelligent to not get arrested
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>tfw 2 (two) intelligent for a gf
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>tfw too intelligent to be original

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who /donatestowomen/ here?

porn, patreon, twitch etc

I am currently supporting ASMR whores
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I hate that word, but you're quite literally a cuck
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>>35641108
>22k per month

i don't even know what to say
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>>35641108
Men should all be gassed, they can't be trusted with money.
t. fellow man

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Post your opinion of the perfect dick

This is mine

>white
>thick and long
>uncut but not too much foreskin

I want to suck that dick badly
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Same as yours. White, thick, uncut and veiny. My cock is about 5 inches. I want to get locked in chastity device, forced sissification by trans then get raped by chad whilst getting forced deepthroated and cummed over
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>>35641135
holy shit we have the same fantasy
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>>35641078
>shaving pubes
that's gay bro

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Any robots too handsome to bother with women? The other day this Stacy walked up to me and tried flirting, but I jabbed her right in the cunt and kept power lifting. Any similar stories anons, I can't be the only one.
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>be me
>bitches be mirin'
>remember bitches ain't shit but hoes & tricks
>Go home and eat some chicken
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>>35641036
Kinda. I'm apparently really attractive but I'm a full on recluse, perhaps even schizoid. Sometimes, although rarely a girl manages to find out what I look like. And every time they seem to become obsessed with me. They get really affectionate and lewd right away and I just shrug off their advances. I'm not sure but I think I have had a few female orbiters from here. One of them had even offered to fly over here to take my virginity but I declined on the count of her having an extensive sexual history.

I just really don't like close social interaction. I can shitpost on 4chan thats about it. When it comes to conversations and things like that its just too stressful and annoying.
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>>35641151
I feel you anon

Also you do sound like a full blown schizoid

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Why can't American girls wear cute hairstyles like Japanese girls? 99% of all American girls have the same shitty long dyed blonde hair with super dark brown roots. Western girls seem very disgusting in comparison. They all wear yoga pants because it's "comfortable" but we all know it is to show off to Chad, or make other females jealous, eastern women seem much more pure overall, Is this true? Or are they just better at hiding it?
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>>35641008
Their goal isn't to look like children.
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>>35641069
Youthfulness is linked with femininity, that's why females go down in value as they age, where as males usually go up. In every single country males prefer younger women too. Pedo memes aside the best age for a female is around 15-19 depending on some factors, why wouldn't they want to look young?
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>>35641129
Because the western fashion industry is a dominant market in Europe and America. Chanel, Versace by Donatella, and Alexander McQueen are some of the people that set fashion standards for the rest to follow.

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I'm so lonely that it's driving me insane. How do I save my mind?
>inb4 vidya fapping and anime
Im tired of this degenerate shit
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Join a club. If there is something you always wanted to do, go and search for an amateur community to do it with.
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>>35640994
>How do I save my mind?

How about you start by leaving this fucking place. Every second you spend here is another second wasted.
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>>35641031
The fucking join a club meme is as bad as "be yourself" one

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Where do girls get it in their heads that guys want to be their friends? Don't they realize the sole purpose of a guy talking to them is trying to court them into a relationship, or get a quick fuck?

And after rejecting their advances, they think that somehow the guy will stick around and just be "friends" while they go date and fuck other guys.

Don't women realize they make shitty friends in the first place?
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Women are retarded

More news at 11
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>>35640970
>img.jpg

Not everyone is a desperate fuck like you. Not everyone feels the need to jump the brains of the female sex. Know your place.

How fucking lowly desperate do you have to be to think "sex me or die and gtfo"? Have you never had interpersonal relationships?
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>>35640970
Female here.

A lot of couples start out as friends. If you're going to spend a lot of time with someone, you'd better like them for more than just sex.

How can liplets even compete?
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>White women getting fake tans and getting their lips niggered

I wonder (((who))) caused this
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>>35640946
>nigger lips
next.
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You can see where she overdrew her lips with lipliner.

Next.

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no matter what conservatives will still be smarter than liberals
>pic realed
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>>35640891
Really? Obama wants to kill your grandparents, the government is hiding UFOs, Obama is a Nazi, 100 million people are out of work etc ...
Conservatives are fucking morons
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Here's a liberal being smarter than conservatives
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>>35640891
>modern american nazis

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>a reality TV star is turning out to be a better president than lifelong politicians

What a world we live in.
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>obama a lifelong politician

He was a glorified community organizer and a senator for 2/3rds of a term
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>>35640871
obama would get literally zero praise from libs if he wasnt black. fucking hypocrites.
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>>35641487
kek they're basically using the black friend argument but with politicians

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You can do one devilish thing and get away with it, no matter how bad it is. What do you do?
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>>35640774
Shit in Stacy's mouth
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l kilI myseIf
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Leave the toilet seat up

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>he unironically believes that saying "there are only two genders" is a revolutionary act
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>>35640760
>he unironically believes that saying "there are only two genders" is a revolutionary act
The people who do that are so autistic lmao

they think they are righteous warriors against the evil SJW menace or something
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>>35640760
>>35640860

I'm confused, are there not only two genders? What are the others?
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>>35640895
dont mind him, its just a pathetic attempt at reverse psychology. there are only two genders, its not an opinion but a fact.

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How are normalfags, in this day and age, so incompetent with the internet?
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The Botnet has taught them to behave like that.
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>google for book pdf of textbook
>it's not the first three results, must not exist
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>>35640751
Some texbooks simply are really hard to find. Its a reality and google doesnt help. The more technical, the more obscure is usually the most expensive ones and are hard as fuck to find, some of them are simply not in pdf for free because the few people that buys them not only dont share them, but fight the ones that do obsessively.

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>BF is being mean to me again
>He starts calling me degrading names
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>too weak to lift something
>bf comes and does it for me easily
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>>35640681
>>35640733

Shut the fuk up desu
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>ask bf to help me open peanut butter jar
>don't actually need help

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