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How do we get rid of this faggot?
It's the same thing every time:
>posts a smug wojak pic with the filename smugwojak4v2
>starts his text with "This"
>blocks out the rest of his text

I want him gone!
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You sound pretty obsessed and butthurt faggot.

Think I'm gonna get that exact pic with that exact filename and start doing the same thing
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This poster isn't one guy, it's a meme. The Smugwojak4v2 file name is part of the meme format. The file name comes from the first image on google when you search smug wojak.
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>>37454447
This akjdsfgbjkhsdfbg hj

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>have to write a narrative essay on how I lost my virginity for my human sexuality class
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>unironically taking a 'human sexuality' course
oy vey
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write some bullshit about your waifu
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paragraph one: I put my hands on her breasts, and they felt like big bags of sand

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>that feel when no twink bf

feels awful
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>>37454355
>tfw body build of a twink with same hair but middle eastern so hairy and face isn't twinky
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>>37454355
I know that feel anon

>tfw I will never be a twink and have a twink bf
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>>37454355
>>that feel when no twink bf
>feels awful
This

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>be me
>have 100 eur
>borring summer without human interacion (was in school before)
any must play steam games?
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>>37454316
if you really dont want to go outside buy metal gear solid 5. the game takes a while to finish and there are a lot of weapons and items to check out one by one. multiplayer is shit though
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>>37454438
my PC is simmilar to one on image
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>>37454316
I would recommend you to get really good in osu, you don't need good hardware and it's free.

Spend your 100$ for steam trading cards and level up hehe.

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Have you ever hover handed, /r9k/?

Why did you do it?
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I've never even had a chance to hoverhand.
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i never took a photo with a woman, so no
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>>37454065
I have done it because I thought it was the polite thing to do. Like, not intrude on someone's personal space (despite still being embraced myself).

I've learned by now, but yeah.

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Should i do it? Should i shave my head?

I'm balding and i've been using Toppik microfiber for the last 2 years. It works pretty great desu, it's like makeup for your hair. But it's getting harder to hide the more hair i lose, and you can start to see the product on my scalp if my hair blows the wrong way. I'm getting tired of buying it and meticulously putting it on. Feels shitty just knowing i need something like it. Without it, my hair is uglier than sin.

So should i finally give in and shave it? I want to feel free, but i'm kind of scared to go full bald.
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>>37453950
Just get rid of it bro, also you have to give me sum pictures to determine your condition
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I've been shaving my head since 10th grade. You save so much time and money.
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>>37454080

Here it is now (product applied)

Hiding my face because i don't want to become a meme

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>start coughing one day
>it's getting worse
>go to the docs
>they do some tests
>"you've got tuberculosis, anon. im gonna prescribe you some antibiotics blah blah blah"
>"yeah okay whatever lol"
>take the prescription letter, leave the docs, tear it up and toss it in the bin where it belongs

I'm gonna die, boys. I'm coughing right now. Coughed up some blood, earlier. This is my ticket outta here.
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>>37453785
double d dot png
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>>37453785
Why would you want to die like a fucking third world nigger
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>>37453841
I don't care if I die like a nigger. At least I won't be alive anymore.

Emotional development is like physical development. There are certain milestones you have to get as you age or you'll become an underdeveloped and handicapped adult.

You need to date while a teenager. You need to experience some form of "romantic love" while a teenager.
You need to have sex (and learn the proper ways of getting sex morally and legally) while you are a teenager.

Neural plasticity drops dramatically when you hit your 20's so these are t just things you can be a "late-bloomer" in. You NEED to hit these milestones or you will be emotionally crippled.
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I'm gonna need a source to back up your claim OP.
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>>37453867

>what do you mean my kids crippled just because he can't walk at 5 years old? I'm gonna need a source to back that claim up
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>>37453889
WTF ? What kind of comparison is that ?

>ANON-KUN I TOLD YOU TO KNOCK BEFORE ENTERING
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what a kind young lady to offer her rump as a seat to a tuckered mutt
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>>37453645
>tfw a desperate female would fuck a dog before even thinking about fucking me
I would be devastated if I walked into this situation. I'd probably blackmail her into fucking me just out of spite
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>>37453825
Dogs are cute.

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Procrastination edition
Post whatever comfy music/images/greentexts you want; extra points if you're doing it as a means of procrastination
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Question. What qualifies as "comfy"?
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>>37453701
It depends on the person; but whatever makes you feel comfy. I like rain and stuff, but I've seen anons who find urban shots really comfy
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>>37453605
posting my favorite comfies

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Be honest, would you do her? (Candy Manson)

What about an actual full-blown relationship?
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A cutie, isn't she?
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>>37453572
Yes. She looks strange, almost alien, but she has some really nice features too like her eyes and tits. The tattoos kind of ruin it though
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>Be honest, would you do her? (Candy Manson)

Consensual sex in missionary position, and more

>What about an actual full-blown relationship?

Yes, and I would be completely faithful to her.

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>tell my mom about my chest pain
>she tells me im probably gonna have to have a heart attack soon at 23
>she says I need to start exercising and getting out
I don't want to go outside robots
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>>37453534
Enjoy your excruciating death by heart attack then
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>>37453534
Who is this fine semen demon, OP?
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>>37453626
a cosplay whore. you don't wanna see her other pics. she looks ugly in most of them.

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I've been turning my life around lately. I became /fit/ and /fa/, Making friends and hanging out with them. And generally just being a healthy human being.
I still feel like shit. Normie activities and faking my smile is tiresome. There's nothing I truly enjoy, even 4chan isn't entertaininganymore. Why the fuck is this? I got everything figured out now. But I still want to die. Life is just a fucking meme
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Fucking reply to me instead of those retarded
"I want a NEET/robot bf" attention whore threads
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see a doc. no one here will be able to help you.
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>>37453788
That's what I did. He told me to sort my shit out. I did and I feel like shit. I should just fuicking hang myself

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It's time for the fifth!
Post who you want to compete along with a victory theme!
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Nnoitra Gilga

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z40VlL70Oho
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Roman Torchwick


https://youtu.be/RGWR8f9rGf4
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My man Adolf won last time so I'm feeling lucky. Oswald Mosely is my choice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMNXWid9fnI&list=RDMMaBNKkLTYk6g&index=16

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everything I love dies
>mmorpgs are dead
>lan parties are dead
>modding is dead because companies don't release mod tools for anything so they can jew you with DLCs
>arena shooters are dead
>stacking 21 javascript libraries on top of each other is considered "programming" now
>imageboards are dead
>the internet is dead
>my life is dead
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>>37453172
>Image boards are dead

What are we on, then
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>>37453172
it is your fault that your made obviously temporary things your main focus in life.
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Imageboards are crazy alive. Everything else is dead though. Go outside. Learn to sail or something

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