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How about a comfy thread robots?
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Big cities are my comfy. What about you anons?
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Mainly cities at night but daytime is okay too i guess
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I would not like to be muted for unoriginal content
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I just woke up next to a dorm mate. I'm troubled by the size of these balls.
Oh well trips decides
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get up and leave
organo
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mickey seems enthusiastic
why aren't you?
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>>34249414
punch the balls
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What went wrong? Red pill me robots.
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To much lovely complex
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>>34249391
she is not that ugly
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>>34249775
>ayy lmao
origgg
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Can we have a faggot rekt thread? i'll start
>be me
>in 10th grade
>femboy/twink looking guy approached me one day and started talking
>He was bullied often and summed he was a robot so we became friends
>fast forward to 12th grade
>a week before prom i get notified by him that he wants to hang out
>turns out he didnt want to hang out but wanted to reveal he had feelings for me
>never been ina relationship or ever had a girl(a guy in this instance) attracted to me so i felt wierded out
>says he wants to go to the prom as a couple
>says he'll even dress up as a girl to be less embarrassed (dude really did look like a bitch)
>i was speechless
>after a moment he wanted to lay his head on my shoulder
>i shoved him away and told him dont touch me
>i felt repulsed at all this shit
>told him im not a faggot and its best we never talk to each other again
>gets teary eyed and begins to break down and once again attempts to touch me
>shoved him hard to ground to make sure he gets the message
>runs away saying "i always love you"
>found out he hung himself by noose the nextday
You can be a faggot be just keep that shit away from me.Our "friendship" was done at that point i dont want to have to deal with the emotional baggage of a relationship let alone once based on sodomy.Keep killing yourself retards doing the job for us
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>He turned down PTBP
That's super-gay, OP.
kys faggot.
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You posted this earlier
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>>34249366
One time my bf rekt my boipucci I couldn't walk for over a week
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How do you cope with having a small dick? I just can't deal with it anymore.
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>>34249320
I have a small dick, and I'm fine with it. I can't get a gf anyway, so I don't really need it. testosterone makes you have more erections. Can you imagine that, always being horny for women, in a state of no-gf?
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By knowing you and maybe a doctor are going to see it.
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how small when erect are we talking?
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>Go to take a shit
>See this in next stall
What do?
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pull her heels backwards then run away
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Make the loudest fart, splatter and splash noises your rectum is capable of.
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>>34249239
Make it awkward as fuck for them.
Fuck you and your bj, I'm trying to take a shit in peace and you faggots won't stop making so much noise.
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I did it robots. I think I'm an alpha now 2017-01-19 12:37:50 Post No.34249229
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I did it robots. I think I'm an alpha now
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Here's the story, my friends, enjoy, I know I have
>Throughout high school, this guy, we'll call him A, bullied me
>verbal shit, throwing things at me, and because I'm a dirty juden, a lot of this was anti semitic stuff, on top of the fact that I was fat, and short
>during this entire phase, he had this beautiful gf, who we'll call B
>Eventually he stopped, because we both matured, but I never forgot
Flash forward about 5 years later
>Turns out B and I are going to the same big state university, I see her in my Calc 1 class
>During this time, I've gotten a little more /fit, and we become friends
>Turns out she's super nice, and a little on the nerdy side like me, a little introverted too, despite dating A
>I ask her out, she said yes
That was a week ago, our date was last night, we fucked after, I lost muh viriginity
I'm pretty sure this was the most alpha thing possible, fucking your former bullies ex gf
It's possible robots
You can go from beta to ultimate alpha too
What are you waiting for? Go fuck your bullies ex gf
pic not related, new laptop, all I've got is wallpapers
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>and we become friends
You were never a robot.
P.S. You got your bullies sloppy seconds. You couldn't be more beta.
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>>34249256
>beta
>sex
pick one
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>>34249229
>I'm pretty sure this was the most alpha thing possible, fucking your former bullies ex gf
You fucked your bullies ex-gf. That's not really tbqh pham. But good fo you pham
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Would you cuddle with a prostitute?
Not a crack whore, assume she's an escort with smooth clean skin and she looks like your dream girl.
I'm seriously thinking about doing this when i go lose my virginity in a brothel. Of course i would fuck her before cuddling, i'm not like that one autismo who paid a girl to cuddle for 4 hours.
I think she would be happy too since she probably has to deal with much worse shit everyday.
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>>34249197
hahah its your money dude, no one cares
originally
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>>34249197
There's a actually a "cuddle brothel" located where I live.
http://www.thesnuggery.org/
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>>34249260
>Though science has unquestionably supported the psychological and physical benefits of non-sexual touch, Americans distinctly lack it.
That's beta as fuck though. I don't want to just cuddle, i want to fuck her too. I would feel fucking pathetic otherwise.
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Fuck m8s, how do you REALLY stop caring?
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stop caring about what, anon
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Give up.
Let go of that little piece of you that clings to the idea of fixing yourself, or conversely not fixing yourself.
Just let it all go. Give up. Give up entirely and submit yourself to whatever your situation is, will be, or was.
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>>34249193
I can't even answer that. Just happened one day really. Decided that I'll do my own thing and what I want to do in life and not really give a shit about others. Maybe it's a mental thing though, don't know but don't really care.
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how do you hug male aquaintances?
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I do not. No homo.
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>>34249117
neither do I. but i wanna. No homo.
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>>34249076
You don't. You shake their hand. Are you a homogay or something?
How the FUCK are we supposed to compete?
Just end me
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restart lookism pls
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>>34249073
by just bee'ing urself, bro! just talk to her, dawg!
confidence, honcho!haha i lied, you either win the genetic lotto or you don't
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>>34249135
>honcho
spotted the autist
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>work 25 hours
>can finally afford 1 textbook
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>buying textbooks in the first place
>Not buying them used for 10% the price
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>>34249109
I needed them ASAP, there's nowhere to buy them used and quickly
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>>34249280
Online
Next day delivery (Or just wait the 3 days)
It's not like you needed them RIGHT NOW THIS SECOND because the first week of any class is essentially orientation
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It's my birthday brobots, can we have a rare pepe thread? cheers
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>>34248997
Hb anon.
Kek looks upon you.
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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK YOU REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE POST PEPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
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>>34248997
happy birthday anaononaon
How do I get a job? I'm tired of being a NEET.oregano
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Apply for one
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>tfw normies have multiple jobs and you can't even get one job
fucking normies have it so easy
i want to be a normie now
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walk down to the local factory and ask the manager for a job shake his hand firmly and look him squarely in the eyes.
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Original Hump Day Edition
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>>34248906
lads should post their 2D QTs or as some call them their waifus
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>when you post just before the "NEW THREAD" post
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>>34248956
lads who post beyond the bump limit deserve a fucking OBE