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>>34623609
>be 24
>literally incapable of growing a beard

>>34623609
stop making me feel old, faggot

>>34623609
>tfw could grow full beard by freshman year of college

feels good man

>>34623577
I want to adopt the one on the right, top qt

Fuck Kill Marry

My penis became slightly erect.

marry the one on the left. kill the middle one. fuck the one on the right

What is 21 pilots? never heard of them...also i don't listen popular music, i probably should listen some of it to learn more, but it's not interesting enough.

>>34623558
your mom is right. add some lyrics

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>>34623558
>comparing 21 pilots to one fucking direction
You gotta be kidding me right now.

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>>34623509
>he orders soda instead of water

>>34623509
>>34623550
>pretending to be roasties
gtfo fags

>>34623550
LOL DUDE, that is so fucking funny

>>34623486

*unsheathes katana*
*chops off xer's dick*
*pick up severed cock*
*suck the bloody end first*

heh

>>34623486
is that a Sony VAIO?

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>>34623486
who is that?

plz

>>34623482
Why...why did you steal my pic?

>>34624058
drain your noodles mang

>>34624074
I'm not 'bout that life. I don't make them in a pot, I put the noodles try in the bowl, then pour the boiling water on 'em, cause I prefer them to be more firm

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>had a dad that was an amazing drummer
>always had drumset in the garage
>my shitty mom made my dad leave, leaving him with no house
>he left the drum set
>I eventually stop playing drums bc really depressed, lose interest in a lot of things I do
>Now there's a drum set still in my house and I never play it because it reminds me of my dad too much

>>34623513
Damn that sucks, what a bitch.
get out there and play it's what your dad would want.

>>34623588
I've been thinking about starting to play again recently. It's not like my dad doesn't exist anymore though, I still see him occasionally.

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BUMP THAT SHIT UP DESU

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that feel when donald trump is your president

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>>34623430
BUMP IT UP SENPAI

And you dare to come back here?

>>>/soc/

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>>34623465

>he thinks i talked my way into her pants

she asked me for sex, and i stuttered my way back to her house.
couldn't undo her bra, or open the condom package

When you wank are you imagining you're the girl?

shut the fuck up you turbo normie

>>34623396
send her dik pik

Ask her what's her shoe size.

right now the only entity that i would surely date is my lonely sorrow.

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>>34623388
>would you date a cripple
No but I would beat the fuck out of a cripple

my gf gets disability for something physical, so yeah i guess i would

Propanolol, helped with the physical effects at least for me.

>>34623369

alcohol

originoli commentoli

>>34623380

illegal where i live

>>34623353
>pic unrelated

wrong, Bupropion is a medication primarily used as an antidepressant and smoking cessation aid

>>34623353
Welbutrin is prescribed for your faggot illness, faggot. Why haven't you killed your self yet? Like seriously....

You most likely won't feel a thing if you take one pill now. It can take weeks for some anti depressants to begin working.

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>sam found the smegma stallion

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sis found the jizzum chasm

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>grandma found the gooch geyser

>>34623339
You're too weak willed to control your thoughts/not think about her and/or you don't want to move on enough

>>34623339
you get over them with time. all you can do is find some sick ass hobbies and do other shit to get that bitch out of your mind. one bitch out of many.

>>34623339
You shouldn't care about her. You shouldn't care about any girl you get with because of how common divorce is and how common it is for the father to financially raped and demonized in the courtroom. Also if you can't afford to pay for child support you go to jail. This is why I stopped caring about being in a relationship and just started getting into my hobbies.