He is 5 inches hard, my gf asked the size one time and after i told her that she said me
to start using my fingers instead of my dick, this made more soo sad that i broke up with her.
i watch porn daily and this makes me anxious.
transition pls u will never be a man
>>38688529
Your penis seems more than enough to please anyone, it's even thick which is great. I'd suck it clean and then ride it
> Watching too much porn
That's the problem
>Bathmate
>Sizegenetics
>Jelqing
Those are the things I've heard can make your dick grow larger. I can't guarantee they'll work since I'm too lazy to try it myself and they may actually hurt your dick if you are not careful, so do it at your own risk. Only other option is surgery.
PARTY ROCK IS IN THE HOUSE TONGIHT
EVERYBODY JUST HAVE A GOOD TIIIIIME
>>38688528
RETAKE THE POND R9K FOR FROGS ONLY
>>38688528
I remember you from the discord server
nice to see you again anon
>>38688848
i don't even post on discord servers
i think you're mistaking me for someone else
Anyone else here have a terrible dick?
I have about an inch and a half of circumcision scarring, hair that goes more halfway up the shaft, a cracked head and follicles where hair never grew out of, but they're still visible so they look like an std. The only consolation is that at the very least it's about average in terms of size.
it's okay nobody is going to see it anyway
Some of what you think is scarring might actually be the remnant of the smooth mucosa of your foreskin, that was repurposed to serve as the skin of your shaft.
Some guys are circumcised in such an extreme style that they actually have no skin on their penis at all--just a glans, then mucous membrane all the way to the base.
Only terrible part of my dick is the girth but I've noticed my erections getting thicker since I've started cardio and losing weight
Why don't you use your quirky robot personality and draw girls in by being mysterious and different?
>>38688417
Not even joking but I think that may have been how it worked for me. I never actually chased a girl in my entire life. Still from about 16-25ish, I couldn't stay out of relationships.
>>38688417
> quirky robot personality
> mysterious and different
these two are not the same.
>>38688417
Wtf is even happening in this picture
>white preppy girls
How to make artist/writer weirdo friends ?
>>38688376
if you want the true weird writer friends theyre hard to find, i went to alot of my poetry clubs at uni and they were all "indeh" females who just want attention read sylvia plath and have blunt bob haircuts, the real weirdos wear the soul on their face and are hard to find
>>38688435
>tfw my school is all based around stem
>tfw there are no poetry or writing clubs
>>38688376
If you find people who do psychedelics, a few of them should fall somewhat in that category.
>I stealthily roll my chair over to his desk and start digging through his files
>To his credit, he did know a thing or two about computers
>Found backdoor access to blocked sites, and a second party browser
>Malice runs hot through my head
>Go onto his personal account
>Find a mass stash of his meme idol, doge
>Add a few special ones of my own
>Send them and cryptic emails to a few key administrators on campus
>Change his background
>Log off
Next day comes, Xander is not in class
>Rumors eventually reach me that he had hacked into the school's system to access porn
>More rumors
>Say that he was involved in an investigation that found zoophile pornography on his computer
>Xander comes back eventually, a shell of his former self
>People say that he fucks dogs
>He gets mocked by chads
>Eventually loses it
>Cries that he was the victim of a cyber attack by an international terrorist
>mfw
Not all heroes wear capes.
Originally very original content btw fuck the originality check robot and whoever wrote the software should die asap.
>>38688345
holy fuck this is amazing
i love you anon
>>38688345
shit story telling skills fag and shit story
>community college fag
>almost every ARTS class is already full
>none of the accounting classes are even close to full
Why don't people like accounting or finance? You learn so much about how money works and how to incorporate those principles into your spending. This shit is so useful and hardly anyone realizes it.
>>38688323
There is classic Darwinism, then there is economic Darwinism.
>>38688323
What state? Here in SoCal everything fills up really fast.
I've taken arts classes, accounting, auto trades, political science, and various STEM classes.
Honestly nothing appealed to me other than political science and history classes. I liked arts classes, but the people are even more obnoxious than your typical SJW in a political science class. Trades were full of idiots, and the starting wage for mechanics these days is just terrible, so why bother?
>Why don't people like chemistry or physics? You learn so much about how the natural world works and how to incorporate those principles into making meth. This shit is so useful and hardly anyone realizes it.
Post your most autistic hobby
>>38688284
>Post your most autistic hobby
o-ok
playing ukulele the most amateur way possible and making songs, my lyrics are all awful but i like it
pic related, its my friend Rupert
>>38688284
10/10 would hang out and make synths go bloop bliep bloop bladderdieblap
Why are WMAF women so fucking crazy?
Pic related, "mookichan", a slut who scammed people by promising to send nude photos and then had them all leaked.
I have more if anyone wants it.
wow haha i wonder if yoshi eggs smells mario embarassed?? haha
>>38688223
Lay em on me, sir
>feeling sad and hopeless
>went for a walk
>while doing so thought of an idea that made me excited and optimistic
>forgot what it was by the time I got back
>now even sadder
Go for another walk, in the same place you went before. Bring a notepad this time. You'll probably remember your old idea, or at least think of a new one.
>>38688230
Welp I remembered it thankfully
>>38688631
Tell us op, what's the idea?
>Be me
>Be in high school computer class
>Sit near obnoxious redditard
>6' sweaty manlet who unapoligetically wears custom made meme shirts every day of the week
>Let's call him by his internet persona; Xander
>Brags about how much of a counter-culture internet renagade he is
>Claims to be part of anonymus
>Quotes memes and is always laughing at 'Doge' pictures
>Calls everyone else a normie and goes so far to insult introverted classmates
>Never liked him, but could tolerate his existance
Until
>Normal day
>Log in, begin assignment, document work, etc.
>Some other classmate comes over and asks for help
>Shyer kid, younger than most of the class, could hardly hear his voice
>Xander makes a huge scene of how much of an idiot the kid is for not knowing how to navigate Excel
>Kid wanders back to his seat
>Hear Xander mutter 'Faggot'
Thatdoesit.jpg
>Anger festers for a week
>Work ethic decreases as I can't stop thinking of how insensiive Xander is
>Instead of logically telling him off, I plot his demise
>Almost a month later, I'm in class after school attempting to finish a chart project
>Xander comes in and leaves
>He left his computer on
>He's still logged in
Part 1
Bump until part 2
>>38688112
this is gonna get gud
>>38688112
HURRY OP...
>*HYPE INTENSIFIES*
>22 virgin NEET
>get tinder out of boredom
>dont take it seriously and basically joke constantly
>somehow end up getting 3 numbers
>one is chubby with nice rack so keep talking to her
>one is ugly so stop talking to her
>one is really qt and start texting for a week
>pluck up courage to finally ask for a date
>get this
Is this it then? its over?
I feel like i want to kill myself this girl was so qt and i was so close.
what am i even supposed to say to this.
the chubby chick want to meet me as well but i dont even give a fuck, i think im in love with this qt. is there anyway i can rescue it?
why is every message ended with X
>>38688136
X is a kiss
Dont talk to her again until she sets the date.
How does /r9k/ feel about men who hit their gfs/wives?
>>38688105
Alpha as fuck. Only beta nu-male cucks let their woman talk back to them.
>>38688105
Demonstrates a weakness of character, imprudence, and dishonorable conduct that men should not descend to. If you're pissed, go outside for a few hours and cool down. Don't give them a satisfaction of having gotten a rise out of you. Also, you will be villainized and ostracized by every one you know.
>>38688128
alpha answer
>>38688249
beta answer
Why do the cutest/hottest girls pick the most violent scum of men? What gives?
Because being violent and scummy makes men more attractive, and the best women will only ever pair up with the best men.
I don't know why you even bother asking. How is this not blatantly obvious to you?
because we are animals.
>>38688049
Who is this girl? Origami
I'm not even gay. I'm just desperate at this point.
Jokes on you, being gay is even worse. All the cute boys want to fuck each other, and the ugly guys want to fuck the cute boys too.
what the heck is a gay
Not a homo, but I fantasized couple of times about dressing up like a gothic lolita and getting raped, while hugging the pillow, but I had some issues back then. No homo