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Death hopefully.

>>34113392
Easter: Apply for masters programmes
Summer: graduate with a bachelors, hit the gym (I already do sports but just lifting would probably be better for my physique)
Autumn: start masters programme, exact plan of action depends on where I end up. Might go to the same Uni as a friend of mine which would have the bonus of already having a circle of friends there

General: be more casual about girls. So far I've been putting too much effort and importance in one girl over the span of a year or two, and then the next etc. Nothing ever came of it and I even missed out on chances with other chicks because of it. I'll try and just get whatever I can after changing Unis, it's not ideal but I can't stay KV forever

Also gotta figure out where I'm going and what I really want out of life. Have gotten much less enthusiastic about my field of study over the last 2.5 years so I might need to rethink

>What's your plan for the year?
Nothing.
>What will you achieve by the end of the year?
Nothing.

>>34113371
He sounds cute desu

>>34113380
cute but not in real life cute
kill yourself

>>34113410
>kill yourseIf

No

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>>34113320
>56%
Oregano America must burn

>>34113320
How did they bully you this time?

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>>34113681
Someone said

>american """"(noun)""""

>>34113286
what kind of fucking comments do you think you will get? what's the point?

>>34113393
not OP but since when does have a thread to be for looking for answers.
I see a lot of people making threads about just what is happening in their lives to let it a bit out.

op, how old are you and your gf?

>>34113440
I'm 18, she's 23.

Nice. If you keep it up maybe he'll want to give you the d too instead of your mum

>>34113324
>implying I give a fuck about my whore of a mother or about him fucking some loose roastie and literally wagecucking 6 days a week to support her (and me)

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>>34113357
you're a cunt, mate.
Stop trying to make other peoples lives shit to make up for your own inability to enjoy your shit life due to thinking you're better than that, 'Misery loves company', describes you to a T

You're worse than your sister

Just kys

Maybe you should stop smoking weed and ask your sister to forgive you for being a piece of shit

be smart and get her down with you
there's no honor in war

I didn't like MCR back then, but I don't mind them now. Many things are considered bad only because of bandwagoning. Like how everyone says Adam Sandler movies are shit, because of his modern ones. They even say Wedding Singer is shit. Fuckers. Same with that shitty Nickelback meme. I'm not a fan, but they aren't a bad band. Just very generic-sounding, imo.

>>34113174
I saw Linkin Park live last year; they were fucking incredible. They played all their old music (the music deemed edgy by the memes). I'm 23 and kinda grew up listening to them. The fact that songs like Crawling are considered edgy now kinda bewilders me.

Linkin Park was always edgy but I love Linkin Park. It somehow always picks me up when I'm I'm a crap mood

They aren't you little bot

Cuz they have no real interests. Just mindless programmed roleplayers that only enjoy "socially acceptable" things.

>>34113189
they are though. im not even a robot. most here anyway. all people care about here is drinking, drugs, football, and banter. they play shit video games, watch shit films, watch shit tv shows, and they never read. so calm it.

>>34113064
Dunno anon, I'll wait like 6 month-year after official release and see how it goes.

>>34113089
Yeah may do that myself.
Not gonna get it without splatoon, mario kart and party.

zelda can wait.

>>34113064
I'm already interested in Mario, Splatoon, Zelda, XC2 and DQXI so yeah.
The question is when, I'll probably wait for a Christmas self present since I'm poor and already need to pay for some stuff.

Yeah...ok sure anon

>>34113015
>pissing in a urinal
>girl runs through the door and sucks my cock

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>shitposting on 4chan
>girl charges in and sits on my face

>>34113014
Just wait a while, it'll happen eventually

>>34113014
12 Guage to the head. No way you survive.l

>>34113031
lets just say that i would like to speed up things a little bit
>>34113035
eurofag - getting a weapon is out of choice :(

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It is because of events that took place long ago.

Those attracted to younger women were more successfully able to produce lasting offspring. So now we are all attracted to youth.

>>34113012
Yes but very often makeup causes the woman to look older

But she's gorgeous without makeup

do what? struggle desperately to become a normalfag?

some people are just ugly, short and not sociable. you can't change that, they can't change, it's just how life is, not fair or considerate.

Okay Kamina

>some people are just ugly
can be changed
>short
can't be changed
>and not sociable.
can be changed

>>34112935
If you're actually skinny and not skinnyfat, you're already pretty attractive

>>34112989
yeah I actually think I might almost be ok if I could get rid of my acne and had a better personality and shit

>>34112989
You can see my heartbeat if you look close enough

I'm skinny

>>34112894

its from watching too much porn/fapping

you're not interested in real girls anymore just a fantasy
it may give you a sort of sexual anxiety until you start having a normal sex life and you're ok again

or at least that's how it worked for me

I had a low sex drive until I got my first gf. Then it went way up.

Pardon me if I sound beta but sex is vastly more interesting and pleasurable when it's with someone you're very emotionally invested in.