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Times you've cock blocked yourself 2017-02-26 12:23:49 Post No.35142059
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Times you've cock blocked yourself
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2017-02-26 12:23:49
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>last day of class.
>Girl approaches me and tells me that her friend has had a crush on me.
>I am happy and excited and i later go on Facebook only to have forgotten her name.
>Never saw that girl again
>Had my first and last gf years ago.
>After some fourplay I attempt to take off her bra.
>I struggle miserably and reveal how inexperienced I am.
>I try to instead plop her titties out one by one, under her bra.
>Extremely awkward now and she gets turned off.
>She puts clothes back on and says she has to do something else.
>At school working on assignment.
>Stacy in front of me turns around, smiles and draws a heart on my paper with a sharpie attempting to flirt with me.
>I have autistic rage because of its unerasable.
>"Hey...WHAT THE FUCK?"
>"....Woooah..Calm down..." she says in a shaky voice.
>"FUCK YOU BITCH, YOU HAVE STDS!"
>Whole class starts laughing
>I get sent to the office.
>School required me to pass a "mental evaluation" in order to return to school.
>I passed and return.
>Had to sign a "safety contract" as I was seen as a threat to others.
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>>35142059
>>Had my first and last gf years ago.
>>After some fourplay I attempt to take off her bra.
>>I struggle miserably and reveal how inexperienced I am.
>>I try to instead plop her titties out one by one, under her bra.
>>Extremely awkward now and she gets turned off.
>>She puts clothes back on and says she has to do something else.
legitimately lmaoed
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>>35142059
Fucking normies
Originaliio
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>>35142072
Long ago when I had a gf, she would thankfully just take it off herself.
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Why did it have to be me?
It hurts when they stare.
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iktf, pretty much everywhere i go moat males are bigger, stronger and have better faces, there's no reason a girl would choose me over them and they never do
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You kinda remind me of the NEET man.
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Uggh it hurts me when I stare at you OP
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>L-L-LIFE IS SO EASY FOR CHAD HE CAN PICK WHATEVER WOMAN HE WANTS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lY8rzo4Ik4M
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>>35141903
Men are expected to make the first move, and a Chad WANTS to make the first move.
Also women don't want to fuck a man who is prettier than them, they should have used a guy who doesn't wear fucking makeup
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>>35141903
>men are hornier and fall for catfishing more easily
oh no.
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Both people in the op pic look stupid. Why do shitters think they're attractive?
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>Get over here and clean me off you weak little faggot. *Now.*
What do you do?
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pull out gun, draw a bead on its head
"are you threatening my wellbeing?"
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>>35141865
try and piss her off by trying to deepthroat her instead
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>>35141895
I'm not sure that would piss her off
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>200 word essay about my room due tomorrow
>haven't started
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
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>>35141846
The piss and shit jugs should take a little over a hundred words that's not so bad. What type of container/device do you keep your cum in? That would make 200 words at least.
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>>35141846
200 words? Seriously? That's like 5 minutes of writing.
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>>35141846
>50 word essay due in yesterday
>haven't even started
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>tfw I could have used my free time to learn drawing, writing, another language or something else
>instead I waste every day masturbating to increasingly disgusting porn and playing Osu
How the fuck do I break the cycle? My body is constantly craving the cheap pleasure of orgasms and hitting circles.
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>>35141772
- Get a porn blocking browser extension, and (cause you will most likely be tempted to deactivate it) edit your windows hosts file and put in there all porn sites you often visit + /gif/ and such.
- Get over the psychological reasons behind it. (Read something like CBT for dummies and follow it).
- Start meditating and calm yourself when you feel the urge to watch porn. Something like Yoga, Tai Chi or working out might help as well.
- When you have to fap, fap to your creative fantasy if you have to, but even better try to imagine nothing, and only fap to how your body feels without thinking about much. Be in the moment. As well fap more rarely. Start with 3 times a week, as a goal.
- It may sound stupid as fuck, but: Go to confession. As I said, it sounds stupid, but it helps to have one to confess to who is bound by secrecy.
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>>35141772
how long have you been this way?
agbpol
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>>35141772
Are you good at Osu at least? I gave up on Osu because my wrist might as well be made of cement.
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NOTE THAT IF YOU'RE NOT A KV THEN YOU'RE A FUCKING NORMIE AND YOU DON'T BELONG THIS BOARD
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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2017-02-26 01:13:37
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>>35141694
>people who unironically like black licorice
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Does an awkward kiss from a polygamous feminist while she holds hands with her boyfriend count against KV status?
Because I wish I could take it back, fuck that kiss.
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https://discord.gg/3Me5rgk Come join for comfy times and friendly welcomes
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no normies
oregalmo
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bumpo for castle
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castle is the safest place, bullies get the heada chopped off and town falk are drinking and having comfy times all day long
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Why is there so much porn on this board?
please stop posting it.
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>>35141672
/lgbt/ is a blue board and it sound like it would be more closely related to your interests.
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>>35141684
Die tranny scum
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>>35141684
TELL ME ABOUT TRAPS.
WHY DO THEY SHITPOST ON THE BOARD?
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>thunderstorms predicted in your area today
>got a couple of drinks ready
>got a pizza in the fridge
how are we getting /comfy/ today anons?
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GOD DAMNIT I WANT A THUNDERSTORM TOO REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
WHY DO WE NETHERKEKS NEVER GET OUR THUNDERSTORMS
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>>35141487
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I WANT SOME /COMFY/ HEAVY RAIN AND A NEET MONDAY WTF
>>35141624
Literally Australia this summer
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>>35141487
Thissounds comfy, but my area only has snowstorms at this time of the year.
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ask a drunk failure anything
just peed in a empty tea jug btw
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>>35141433
so what led you to this point, OP?
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>>35141444
im a failure my mom signed me out of hjigh school no hiset degree and work retail my room iod almost in habitable btw lololololol
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>>35141459
you do anything in your free time besides drinking?
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WWEHHHEEERRREE DDDOOO IIIII GGGEETTT MMOORRREEE AAMMPPHHEETTAAMMIINNESS
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>>35141410
Tweek fuck. Kys
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>>35141410
Trick a doctor into thinking you need it. It's not hard, theyre literally paid extra to prescribe you drugs you don't need. Every few months say they're not working as well until you get to max dosage.
Vyvanse metabolizes into dextroamphetamine, which is the D Isomer of Amphetamine (twice as potent without as many side effects), it has a chemical time release; unhackable, so you have to take a lot to get high. over 150mg generally isnt ableto be metabolized at once and anything above gets pissed out, so take in intervals to stack
Adderall easy to abuse
Ritalin easy to abuse
Concerta hard to abuse. Can't snort it without waxy discharge and a waste of drugs. Take a ton of it.
if you get desoxyn its literally meth but without the L isomer so it's twice as potent and more predictable. easy to abuse.
invest in cheap caffeine pills. 200mg on top of whatever you get to get high will potentiate boost it and cause you to not have to use as much of the precious amphetamines.
im here to answer any other questions
t. ex speed addict/tweaker/opiate junkie who knew a lot about pharmacology
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>>35141410
Tor
You can order 1 kg right now.
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Listen to Alan Watts
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>>35141395
I don't know who Alan Watts is, sorry
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>>35141395
Oreganiest yes given in r9k
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>>35141414
Baby boomer who turned Buddhism into a watered-down normie trend.
What's the best porn site for REAL home-made porn? None of that acting shit. I want the videos to be made just by people at their homes without anyone paying them.
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>>35141254
>watching 3d porn
disgusting
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>>35141254
>he still faps to 3DPD
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>>35141254
go to the Indian category on pornhub and you'll find lots of gross people having sex
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>join a discord channel for "robots"
>everyone sounds like a normie who can hold an actual good conversation
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>>35141204
>discord for robots
>has females
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>>35141204
Most of the people in /r9k/ chats have mental problems or are so much of an asshole that it prevents them from leading a normie life, not necessarily quiet people.
They usually only talk about autistic shit or league of legends anyway.
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>>35141204
r9k has a discord chat?