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>>36299274
Are your parents fat?

>>36299274
they love their big boy

>>36299274

Give the candies away.

give up on real life, go to your work/job then go home and play vidya or watch films with people online, get 5 hours of sleep then repeat

>>36299608
>give up on real life, go to your work/job then go home and play vidya or watch films with people online, get 5 hours of sleep then repeat
But that is my life, minus the with people online part. Never understood the obsession with Skype and online gaming and such.

Anyway it's the weekend (a bank holiday weekend too) and I'm still finding myself wanting to die.

>>36299763
if you want me to be honest i only talk to one guy online we just sit in discord all day and talk about life and anything else that comes up i'm now 22 going on 23, i mean i just play games to pass time until i can go to sleep then wake up and get back to work to just do it all again, i hope something happens to change things up, but hang in there anon maybe you will find something or someone you enjoy

I legitimately have. It fucking sucked after the first 2 months, then I got discharged and am still paying for it.

I'm not faking and I'm not institutionalized, but I wanted so that I don't have to hear my parents yell at me.

>>36299121
Honestly my life improved when I was institutionalized because it was forced social interaction. Still, the stigma is too great.

>>36299032
Do a reality check

>>36299032
She's literally living the reverse harem life and no one has noticed it yet.

Hot Glue her and run off

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What if I said you are wrong, because you're a virgin

>in an argument
>get called a virgin
>laugh as it bounces off of me because they don't know how bad it really is
KHHV benefits

you're not wrong, anon, the whole world can call you a loser fat virgin neckbeard creepy piece of shit but that doesn't make them factually right, what you said will linger deep within them

it is kind of like a spree killer killing as many people as possible before the normies get away, you get your shots in before the normies close their minds, stamp out your argument in order of relevance using clear logical statements backed up by facts until they finally shoot you down

>gf
hhhhmmmmmmmmm
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Oh hey, empty thread. Neat!

Whats LBC?

>>36299062
loose black cock

>>36298934
Props to my broski for sending this my way

>>36298934
Got straight to ENTJ, made me laugh

>>36298988
>not lazy

>>36298891
I think you're confusing impulsiveness with putting "much more thought" into their emotions. Men are able to restrain themselves if need be while a woman is prone to being weak and throwing a tantrum. If anything, men put much more thought into their emotion and judge their worth before acting on them.

>>36298891
Baby's first gender psychology.

Nice one champ try and lose interest before you become an overthinking sperg like the rest of us. Never come back to this board please.

Women emotiona. Men are logical. When men experience strong emotions they're usually far worse than women.

>men don't cry
>men don't show
Nah you just haven't lived long enough to experience the things bad enough to get to a man.

Women do get upset about stupid little things but they also often deal with grief etc the big bad shit a little bit better.

Sorry for the condescending post but I'm serious don't go down this stupid rabbit hole go and get laid and actually get to know a girl or two.

>>36298891
I agree with most of what you say, although women are controlled by their emotions where as men control their emotions. I wouldn't say women put more thought into their emotions

>>36298856
>How do you find parties to go to?

I got lucky and knew guys who were rushing for frats and told me when the parties were and just showed up.

I guess try asking people if you can

>>36298969
Get out you sound like a massive normie

>>36298856
Frat parties anon, go and make friends or just join when its rush.

Usually most frats will have them on friday or saturdays, barring the occasional mixer week.

>>36298844
Sort of. Yeah that's an accurate discription. Why do you ask, pal?

Yes. How did your social personality turn out? For comparison purposes.

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Yes I love my mommy best thing that happened in this shitty life

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>>36298829
>tfw good at math
>tfw majoring in pure math
life is good

it's the true autism divider

>>36298829
>tfw legally autistic/retarded
>not good at math

Fucking sucks, I LOVE MATH but can't into it

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>>36298799
Just be yourself, you stupid motherfucker

>>36298799
>not eating all that wasabi per maki roll
You are weak spirited.

>>36298892
I never eat wasabi with sushi, and I never use soy sauce either. It ruins the flavour.

One time my sister's best friend came over and she had a total crush on me. She was 13 and I was 18. She was cute AF but my sister cockblocked me at every turn. She was all over me though, i wish I could relive those days.

You know, same thing I'd do if they weren't there
Hide in my room and fap

>>36298708
Hide in my room and try not to leave for food or peeing until they leave or are asleep

>>36298674
What's stopping you from making your own, dumbass?

>>36298674
What's the difference.

Aren't they both pieces of breaded chicken?

>>36298700
Nuggets are made of ground chicken. Tendies are pieces of intact chicken flesh. The fact that you did not know this proves that you are a buttfucking normie so get the fuck off of my board before I motherfucking cleave your skull in half

Most people buy cheap pre-ground coffee or tea bags, both of them are complete shit when it comes to taste. If you buy coffee beans and ground them yourself or buy loose tea then both are actually enjoyable although I have to say that personally I prefer tea.

Coffee for the win.

Coffee
>taste better
>Un-healthy
>more for normal fags

Tea
>taste worse than coffee
>healthy
>more for fags and autist


I pick coffee