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If I posted this picture, would it even matter what thread was about?
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>>35094992
This is something anyone with patience can do in a day at most. You are an easily entertained cuck
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>>35094992
This picture is old and you probably found it on facebook. Lurk before posting, and lurk more before you make a thread.
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That picture is literally the product of some retarded ukrainian with a blowtorch
those are 2 ukrainian kopejkas each, worth fucking nothing
they are melted together
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Found out my mum has lung cancer today.
She told me and I froze, I had no reaction. I feel like a monster.
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Everyone reacts to bad news differently
Just process what she told you then talk to her
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That can only mean one thing.
Invasion.
I love being Australian. Especially in this day and age.
Finally, with the protection of the internet, we can assume our role as the dominate country. We can banter the shit out of internet users, emotionally torment them, even shitpost and there is nothing they can do about it and Americans will never have a chance to post as slick as us.
For example, a yank filed for a mod to delete the thread a little over a year ago when he discovered I was shitposting. I wasn't even ashamed when he walked in on me typing shit on the keyboard, because I was sick of him and his bullshit inability to bait others. I continued to shitpost with my blacked keyboard for weeks after he found out, sometimes even while he was home. He had to listen to us shitposting and me getting pleased by a superior massive (you) while he slept on the couch. He eventually lost it and smacked me, giving me just the justification I needed to press assault charges and file for a ban. Under advice of mods, I cleaned out our joint (you) account and froze it and froze our credit cards while he was in jail, to prevent him from being able to afford a competent ban appeal.
Yesterday, I was awarded full owenership of the house, custody of the memes he doesn't even realize aren't his, 1,450 neetbux a month in meme support, 3,725 tendies a month in alimony and basically suffered no consequences for being a cunt.. All this for being willing and able to take a smack across the face :^)
He whined like a little cunt to the mod, claiming he had to get a mate now, because he can't afford to rent an apartment by himself and pay me what he owes me. So pathetic.
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Holy shit, my OC has already been copy&pasted
Nice
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>>35095163
you did a good job with it, anon
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>>35095163
We need more edits of this pasta. I hope one day /r9k/ is just this pasta.
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>fapped to vr porn, again
god damn it. it's starting to become a crutch. seriously, anons. just get one of those google cardboard things, assuming you have a decent phone. i got one when i ordered something off the internet for free (to shill their 'vr experiences'), but it's actually pretty damn effective.
any one else do this? wonder what it would be like with a 'proper' set-up.
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we're already too reliant on regular/animated porn as it is. Don't give us other problems to deal with
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>>35094901
>it's starting to become a crutch
Just lay off porn for a few days, robot. In no time you'll be able to get off on pure imagination (or lewding with other people over text).
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>tfw george senpai won't notice me
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>>35094844
who is that wojak?
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>>35094895
christine chubbuck
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Do you guys make faces or moan while masturbating? I just realized I do literally nothing except the necessary, like a doll or something, wondering if this is normal. I feel like it'd be weird if I ever had sex (implying) and acted the same way. It'd be worse than Wii Fit Trainer girl.
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Nah, that shit is weird when you're alone.
You should make noise when things feel good durring sex tho, that's more normal. Sex feels a lot better, so it's more natural to moan.
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Yep another doll here
porn stars are 100% of the time faking it. It's business.
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>>35094703
try moaning
you will feel stupid a first but it's really fun
Ok robots, I want to know the truth. Redpill me on the central bankers theory, if that's the correct name.
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So it turns out it was the Jews all along.
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I'm a child who needs a boogeyman to blame for my own poor life choices
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>>35094721
So basically everyone just blamed "the central bankers" for all sorts of issues in the world?
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How to start a fire without it burning?
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>>35094675
lots and lots of radiation kinda feels like fire up close
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>start a fire
>no burning
are you autistic or something
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>tfw no unsung hero bf
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>>35094670
Thanks, Doc.
No songs about me even though I saved the world.
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>>35094670
You might want to read this guys adventures he's pretty unsung
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Can someone redpill me on these threads?
>inb4 newfag
I just don't lurk as much as I used to.
I love being a woman. Especially nowadays.
Finally, with the protection of the state, we can assume our role as the dominante gender. We can beat the shit out of our husbands, emotionally torment them, even cheat on them and there is nothing they can do about it and ugly men will never have a chance to even be with us.
For example, my husband filed for divorce a little over a year ago when he discovered I was cheating on him. I wasn't even ashamed when he walked in on me fucking another man, because I was sick of him and his bullshit inability to satisfy me sexually. I continued to sleep with my black lover for weeks after he found out, sometimes even while my husband was home. He had to listen to us fucking and me getting pleased by a superior massive black cock while he slept on the couch. He eventually lost it and smacked me, giving me just the justification I needed to press assault charges and file for a restraining order. Under advice of legal counsel, I cleaned out our joint checking account and froze it and froze our credit cards while he was in jail, to prevent him from being able to afford to hire a competent lawyer.
Yesterday, I was awarded full owenership of the house, custody of the children he doesn't even realize aren't his, 1,450 dollars a month in child support, 3,725 dollars a month in alimony and basically suffered no consequences for being unfaithful. All this for being willing and able to take a smack across the face :)
He whined like a little bich to the judge, claiming he had to get a roommate now, because he can't afford to rent an apartment by himself and pay me what he owes me. So pathetic.
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>>35094645
0/10 did not beleive for a second. Be a bit more subtle next time my friend :^)
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I love being an Aussie. Especially nowadays.
Finally, with the protection of the internet, we can assume our role as the dominante country. We can banter the shit out of internet users, emotionally torment them, even troll them and there is nothing they can do about it and americans will never have a chance to even be with us.
For example, a suer filed for a mod to delete the thread a little over a year ago when he discovered I was shitposting. I wasn't even ashamed when he walked in on me typing shit on the keyboard, because I was sick of him and his bullshit inability to bait others. I continued to shitpost with my black keyboard for weeks after he found out, sometimes even while he was home. He had to listen to us shitposting and me getting pleased by a superior massive (you) while he slept on the couch. He eventually lost it and smacked me, giving me just the justification I needed to press assault charges and file for a ban. Under advice of mods, I cleaned out our joint (you) account and froze it and froze our credit cards while he was in jail, to prevent him from being able to afford to hire a competent lawyer.
Yesterday, I was awarded full owenership of the house, custody of the memes he doesn't even realize aren't his, 1,450 neetbux a month in child support, 3,725 tendies a month in alimony and basically suffered no consequences for being a cunt.. All this for being willing and able to take a smack across the face :)
He whined like a little cunt to the mod, claiming he had to get a mate now, because he can't afford to rent an apartment by himself and pay me what he owes me. So pathetic.
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>>35094645
0/10
Try harder faggotOregon
>tfw i have been doing kegel exercises for a week
>tfw i can control if i wanna cum or not
>tfw my dick is longer and thicker
nice, now i can lost my virginity to a girl and not cum in 10 seconds
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>tfw too lazy for kegels
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>>35094360
Post your kegel routine, robot
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>dick is longer
you had my curiosity, now you have my attention
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>Friends come to visit.
>Dude I need to check out something on ebay.
>Opens address bar in web browser
>e621.net suggestion shows up
>lol anon what's this
>they check out the side
>want to die.webm
WWYD?
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>>35094303
>friends
leave. Now. Forever
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>friend wants to check out ebay
>exhentai pops up
>"anon what the fuck is this hahaha"
>ask him to click it
>my filters make it so nothing but yaoi doujins fill the front page
>he screams in terror and goes home
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Robots I need it, this is of the utmost importance. Give me happy music listening pepe now or I will make stacey come and talk to you. We both know you guys wont like that.
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Enjoy anon
oreganoorigami
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBH97ma9YiI
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https://youtu.be/EkbpmFOuKrc
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https://youtu.be/3hHznB-_Gbs
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>There are normies right now who are starving to death
for what reason? Food is so fucking cheap and delish
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stupid africans that don't even have enough tendies for themselves breed and have like 27 kids each.
fuck em they ain't getting a single golden brown tendie from me.
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>>35094147
high metabolism boi
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>>35094147
dumbass thinks that normal people aren't fat? shit the fuak up
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You only want a girlfriend to prove you are a capable and normal person who fits into society. If you realize your place is to not belong and to have no place in society then you won't be bothered by tfw no gf.
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>>35094090
i just want a friend who i can fuck..
why is that so much to ask for?
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>>35095071
you don't have to be a schizoid to see sex and affection as unnecessary
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>>35095099
you don't need a dick to survive, so it's not necessary either. But you still want one don't you faggot, unless you're fucked in the head. My point was to make fun of how he made it sound, he phrasing it like that is the rare schizoid personality disorder, or similar.