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Is depression just a meme? Are you depressed? How does your family treat your mental illness?

> my parents are disappointed

>think I'm a lazy loser

> don't know why I can't just get up and make a change.
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stop being a whiny faggot and man the fuck up, 'depression' is a made up illness that describes teen angst
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Bumping original
This is an original post
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>>38616782
You forgot to say that it was made up by jews

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>itt come up with a rapper name

Lil nigger
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Lil necro
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D-indu
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steve blackman

What would you do if you woke up with a (fully functional) elephant's penis in place of your own?
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die from blood loss to the brain due to morning wood
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>>38616530
Kill myself. Why do you have to be such an autistic shit, OP?
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>>38616530
Kidnap little girls and reenact all the loli + huge_penis hentai I've fapped to

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Would you let a cute girl step on you?
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>>38616475
I like cute girls kick me in the nutsack. So sure if they step on me they are bound to step there. But I'd rather they be shoed like the Pic..cuz I don't want no gross ass feet touching me
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>tfw permanently scarred from that one ballbusting gif that always gets posted

heels are weapons
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>>38616585
What gif was it. I usually don't post stuff where the heel of the heel is om a testicle. I don't like the idea of possible piercing

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>"Ok, anon I followed you out here in the woods..now what was it you were so excited to show me out here?"
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Haha stupid roastie, you have fallen for my trap. Prepare to die.
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*rapes viciousIy*
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This cool trick of course

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>Robot doesnt think about minerals when chosing food
>Robot drinks tap water and no tap water
When will you guys realise the superiority of minerals
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*no mineral water
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>>38616318
I take a multivitamin + multimineral. All my micronutrients are accounted for. Bottled water is a meme.
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>>38616318
>not living dozens of miles away from the nearest city in an environmentally protected area
>not enjoying unpolluted spring water from an actual flowing spring

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>Wake up in your room
>See this
What do?
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please tell me you have more brown nipple webms
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-Fuck those tits
-Shoot her because it's MY private property
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>>38616252
Drink her nutritious breastmilk then fulfil my breastvore fantasy

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>smiled at a pretty girl on the train
>she didn't immediately smile back

Is this what it's like being a robot?? I feel horrible. How do you live like this??
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>get on the train
>old man sitting across from me and he tells a funny joke
>laugh and notice to my right a cute blonde with the biggest smile on her face towards me
>go instantly from laughing to a look of confusion
>she doesn't look at me again

i think smiling is just a contagious thing some people do if you do it to them
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Well... It's not like we have a choice anon. Not all of us were born into good homes to good socially healthy environments, or been given a free ride through life.

But whatever, no-one cares
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no, its even worse.

robots attract old people and repel young people
matter of fact, robots get the most respect from the elderly

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Any femanons want to work as a bangmaid? $1000 a month not including free rent, food, water, electric. I'm not strict and you can still date just don't bring any guys over my place.

Please respond
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Wish I could throw a band a month to buy a wifey
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Where are you located? Are you a fatty?
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>>38616222
disgusting. fucking neck yourself stupid roastie-enabling degenerate cunt.

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>"Anon, your not like...part of the 'alt-right' nazi group or whatever, are you?"
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In fact, I am.

*unsheathes Swastika*
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Nah, I love Bashal al-Assad and hope for him to purge the terrorists
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>"heh, no my love, I am part of the trap-right, killing degenerates and subversive jewish influences while fucking that sweet sweet boipuss"

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We had a poll. 1,000+ votes to get rid of the gays. Why are they still here? Why aren't we making a dedicated effort to get rid of them?
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>>38616051
because like 3 autists were changing their ip all day to vote 250 times each
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>>38616051

>Why aren't we making a dedicated effort to get rid of them?

We are. Join now and spread the cause

https://discord[dott]gg/fMCrAvz
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>>38616051
all of the self-hatred on r9k need to stop

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Why are mods letting us do whatever the fuck we want?
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>>38616021
Because the mods are Faggots who aren't doing their jobs at all.
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>>38616021
stop posting eromanga shit
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Maybe the mods went on a... Diet!

xD

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>summer is almost over

Just a little longer, bros...
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Winter sucks. Early spring and late fall are the best seasons.
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>>38615934
>It's only going up to 75 F today

Here's to an early fall blizzard guys
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>>38615945
Agreed

Spring and Autumn are the best seasons , both are aesthetic and comfy

Why am I such a shithead, r9k?

>up all night (pdt)
>mom comes home from work at 7
>goes to change and comes back out to the kitchen to make decaf and then sleep
>i come out of my room and i talk to her about her night, everything
>i stayed up all night worried about her because of a friend who works the same job is dying right now
>get my mind off of it, and i ask her whats for breakfast
>she apparently got me a burrito while i was asleep the day before and had left it in the fridge
>brother ate it and I'm upset about it
>i make myself some cereal and sit down
>she tries to be playful with me like she used to when i was a kid
>take out my frustration on her, hence title of thread
>she gets upset, finishes her coffee and grabs her phone
>while she's leaving, she says "don't talk to me anymore."
>im sitting there alone and i finish my cereal and come back to my room to sit my ass back here for some more hours.

tl;dr I'm a jackass and what's the fastest way to kill yourself without access to a firearm
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>>38615899
How old are you? Once we know we can get to the fun suicide part.
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It's not a huge deal OP, just make sure you apologise later and learn not to take your anger out on other people, especially your mom.

At least you feel bad about it, a lot of moms really do have shithead sons who walk all over them and never feel any remorse.
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>>38616009
Just turned 18 about 2 weeks ago so this is my first post after browsing for about 5 years

Should I hire a dominatrix so I can lick and worship her feet and asshole?
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>>38615892
most women aren't into guys that like being submissive. they all want to be dominated
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stop putting the pussy on a pedestal, it's the reason you are this desperate in the first place
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How do I become the next Mike Adriano / Prince Yashua / Mark Wood / Le Bald "Johnny Sinns" Brazzers Guy?


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