You are given one week to fuck any girls you personally know as much as you want. However you can never have sex again afterwards.
Pros: Guranteed won't die a virgin. Sleep with girls you'd never have a chance with
Cons: You will know the ultimate in carnal pleasures but never get to experience it again. No chance of ever ascending from tfw no gf.
Would you do it?
>>39017697
>girls you personally know
What is so horrible about dying as a virgin? I wouldn't exactly call this board the epitome of dignity. Also, how would the girl react?
>>39017697
>What is so horrible about dying as a virgin?
I wouldn't know I'm not a virgin cuck
This is a Phd Maths class from Princeton University
Notice anything?
Here's the year before
>>39017600
The guy in the middle of the backrow is propably still taller than me
>>39017600
It's a pretty small class.
Any other other aussie robots here.
>>39017550
Me, Centrelink dropped me a very long time ago so now I'm trying to make it as an e-celeb to live the NEET dream.
>>39017592
hows that going mate
>>39017738
Slowly getting there, but still a long way to go.
Ok be honest, how many of you lift and it didn't help a single bit with your depression or whatever?
And I don't mean you lifted for 3 months before giving up, how many of you are literally shredded and still depressed?
>>39017540
if you get to the point where you're literally shredded you never had any depression to begin with
>>39017540
I lifted 3 and often 4 times a week for years and I never got shredded because I'm poor and apparently low T as well. I got some definition. Didn't help with my mood. Mostly just wanted to be physically intimidating andyway
I used to lift in that sort of "coping by cutting yourself" kind of way, where focusing on the physical pain takes your mind off of the emotional pain. Hours in the garage either pumping iron or running on a treadmill at a time, every single day for a little over two months. So, I don't count as the kind of person you're describing, but at least I can say it helped me relatively. The only thing keeping me down on terms of depression is living with myself knowing what I've done in the past and how people have betrayed me. I eventually stopped exercising because of leukaemia, and ironically, went to smoking ground up cramp pain-killers to numb the pain. I ended up quitting that just because it's retarded a couple months ago. Now I'm just, I dunno, here.
roastie redflags, i'll start
>likes dogs or horses
>single mom
>>39017421
I wonder how many people unironically see "Single mom" and would still date the roastie.
>Being ok with being the embodiment of the "wifes son" meme
More male friends than female friends
>>39017529
How about just male friends period
>talk with a girl over discord
>we get along very smoothly
>we agree on a lot of things
>she shows me her face
>holy shit a qt3.14
>this_gonna_be_bad.jpg
>she asks me for a picture
>i send it to her and she says I'm not that bad
>her answers become different
>she stops talking to me
>mfw
>>39017225
We can't all be chads OP
>>39017225
Are you in for the beta uprising or do you need more humiliation?
>>39017330
This OP, are you going to do something about it, all those times you've been treated unjustly? Or are you going to be a little bitch about it?
You guys remember that video of the little girl hanging herself?you fags want to talk about it?
Did she do the right thing?
Was it hilarious?
Was it hot?
Which one?
Origillydiggily
It's fucked up, she has a horrible family
Its weird how she doesn't cry while setting the noose up, but starts crying while she's about to do it
I found the spasms she had when hung to be very cute. Got me good cause it looked almost like she wanted help
Still have the link?
If you are not underage you must prove it in this thread before going any further.
I have my driving license..
>>39018144
>get license at 16
>underage till 18
>>39016853
I thoroughly enjoyed Doom with my dad when it came out it was our favorite game before he became a massive faggot
>be a normal/nerdy looking girl
>attract only beta losers
sigh
>>39016801
Don't worry babe I'm here for you.
HMU @
[email protected]
>>39016801
your not that normal looking then. even a 5-6/10 can fuck chad
>>39016801
>be nerdy
>want chad
We aren't good enough for you? Just get the One Lanklet in every nerd group.
So which grade are you? Grade 1 here and can't remember the last time I took my shirt off in public.
>>39016555
Grade 0. I don't have gyno.
>>39016752
Not yet ;-)
>>39016764
How do you develop gyno?
Who here lives in a random nowhere shit hole?
I happen to be in Arkansas which is 60% farmland, 40% houses inbetween forests.
>that map
As an east coaster, thats bullshit made by an ignorant fuck.
>>39016464
Toronto here famalam
Shit is comfy
>>39016488
How the fuck is Toronto a nowhere shithole? I mean, Canada is a nowhere shithole nation, but Toronto is still your New York
I HAVE SUCH A FETISH WITH BLUE EYED PEOPLE
GONNA GET SURGERY TO MAKE MY EYES BLUE
GOOD IDEA?
W-Why not just g-get colored lenses A-Anon... no need to yell
you're a coward who hates himself and his people
>>39016436
Yo Anon, wanna come out here?
Hey robots I'm drunk as fuck tell me about your worries and I will try my best to address them in the best, most insightful way possible.
How do I stop being a worthless shit. tell mmee
I'm drunk as fuck. I have no friends. I'm fucking up uni. Everything's fucked.
But it's ok. It beats being dead. Cheers.
>>39016413
Sucking my dick is a start.
>alt right march! March for white people! This is the whites march! No shitskins!
>except for obviously non white Brittany Venti because she's a girl! Based girl! Based right wing roastie!
This is so cringy. The alt right is right up there with dark souls fandom in terms of cancerness at this point.
>>39016402
How do I upvote this commentoli
I thought conservatives were supposed to be smart. How do they fall for these attention whores? I bet that chick takes BBC weekly
>the fags who erp as anime girls
>the lonely incels
>the contrarians
>the fetishists
>those that hate normies yet are miserable because they can't be the things they hate
>the attention seeking whores and traps
>the people externalizing their self-hatred onto others
>the anons having the audacity to judge anything and anyone even though they are miserable failures in one or more ways
It puts a smile on my face to see every single one of you suffer. The world doesn't care about your or your problems. Have fun with the rest of your shit lives.
You are more pathetic for making fun of us shits. Waste of time. Fuck off normie REEEEEEEEEE
>>39016320
>>the people externalizing their self-hatred unto others
literally (You)
>>39016345
Not really, I got a reaction from you. Stay miserable.