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>>37935693
It could always be worse. Remember that when you're feeling low

I'm basically an NPC you cant interact with.

You can be a Marxist-Leninist and a muslim, but I doubt you can be a gay muslim

I'm sure you won't have awkward silences or reveal your autism THIS time

>>37935800
that's actually what happens to me
it's the reason why I avoid getting haircuts

What happened to the hair cut meme

>>37935575
But are you cute my dear horny anon~

I'd be up for this as long as, you aren't abusive.

Only if this is Vyro off trip

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Come on, don't you actually want to have anybody join, anon?
http://systemspace.link is the only way any of you faggots are getting transferred to LFE <3

Haven't seen Lain, explain pls? thx

>>37935551
>7 days
why does it says 545 days

no youre a douchebag

>>37935869
I thought so

But aren't Chads douchebags tho

>>37936018
yeah but people still like chads, when your friend finds out you wont have him anymore and that drunk kiss will only boost your ego for so long

first you suck my dick

I'd have to be absolutely sure about any answers i'd give to their questions, otherwise I'll just look silly and useless.

>>37935515
Hnnnng, I couldn't say no the the second girl from the left, even if I wanted to, not with that expression on her face~

Yes, I'm weak but I don't give a fuck.

Because i just fapped and i'm making dumplings

Alcohol seems to lower my sex drive

>>37935394
fapped too much to porn and became desentized

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He has a weird head shape lol

wtf,tyler is well over 6'

t.went to same school with him

I need to motivate myself to work out, pretty sure gains would get me some confidence to go out there and talk to people. Tyler once said he doesn't really have friends irl, so I could get a gf without connections/ a wingman.

There may be hope, maybe motivation is the answer.

Hope he'll stream soon.

buy a used volvo.

>>37935353
unless you're making serious money and getting a dodge demon don't waste your time here kid

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didn't you post on /o/ that your parents were buying it for you?

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Fuck you man I'm listening to La Bouche right now.

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>>37935333
IN THE NIGHT IN MY DREAM I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU CAUSE YOU TALK TO ME LIKE LOVERS DO, I FEEL DARK I FEEL PAIN CAUSE IT'S STILL THE SAME WHEN THE NIGHT IS GONE I'LL BE ALONE
>>37935440
wow that's some nice songs, thanks

>>37935498
Have you ever seriously never heard of La Bouche?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nK1YQiaNEk

>>37935151
Why not go join a gym or dojo. They have fight nights which are controlled as in someone won't curb stomp your ass or do some gay shit to you. You'll put in gloves and a mouthpiece and Fuck each other up. And you'll get fit

>>37935151
>>37935219

This.

It's better than the alternative which is getting stabbed by an African America or shot by an American American just because you wanted to exchange fists and wrestler a bit.

>>37935219
I've trained at a boxing gym before and they never had fight night. what gyms do you go to where they let anybody in to fight?

Dogs. Cats aren't good.

>>37935213

You bitch. I know who you are.

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>>37935264
hahaha, noooope!

seriously, it wasn't

>>37935106
now come on pepe thats not fair

Hippies made some fucking awesome music back in the '60s though.

>>37935520
hippies now and hippies then are almost a completely different breed

Former normalfag here.
I'll greentext w/e

>be me
>be in HS
>have gf
>held her hand on the table/bleacher things
>i don't remember if i had boner
>was it weird? for me, yes maybe i'm gay IDK
tldr; 2d girls are better

Yeah it's weird, it doesn't feel like a "close" thing to me unlike hugging or cuddling. Hands are bony and cold. I only ever did it because my ex gf wanted to

>>37935088
>be 26 walking in crowd
>cute girl walking holds my hand
>immediately get boner
>she realizes I'm not her boyfriend when I pull my hand back

It was weird as fuck.

Stfu and just buy one, or don't and stop overthinking.

>>37935054
The only thing to know is dont get a titcow if you do buy one

They don't seem to satisfy much for me. One stagnant position, should get old pretty soon.

Maybe an onahole will serve you better. Along with some good doujinshis.