>tfw no goth bitch to share spells with
Its not fair man it just isnt fair...
I know this girl doesn't she have a tumblr?
>>34030645
Who is she anon im just sharing the pictures i found posted here
>>34030645
>>34030843
She's Charotte Sartre. She does porn.
>Years of masturbating as a cutfag
>Touch my dick now at only 22
>Almost no feeling down there
This is hell, do not do this to your children.
>>34030175
I was absolutely terrified and paranoid when I found out that some kids had part of their dick cut off.
I thought that it was like some sort of punishment that was recently outlawed but still secretly happened in some places.
fucking ignorant ass americans
WHY DID YOU TARDS REPRODUCE IF YOU WERE JUST GOING TO DO THIS TO ME?????
>father is racially Jewish
>has me circumcised
Fuck Jews, they ruined the world AND my masturbation
I saved this from a thread earlier because it inexplicably pissed me off so much. Is this 'every man's dream' what this girl advertises in her tinder profile? The compliments, 'the hugz when u are down', and the dressing fancy/ going mudding in the country are mostly what im curious about. Is this bitch for real? Asking for a friend.
>>34030135
>hold me when I'm down
>cook for me
>be a traditional housewife
yeah, basically.
>>34030135
If she's telling the truth, that'd be quite the catch. Though, in my experiences, it's not the truth.
>>34030135
yes but, if she's telling the truth, she'll only accept Chads so you dont have to worry
How's your tulpa doing today?
still not conscious
>>34029673
What the fuck is a tulpa anyways, self induced schizophrenia?
>>34031186
Probably, I dunno. I think of mine more as an imaginary friend.
She usually doesn't say anything. The only times she says anything is when I start getting into a very negative thought cycle which used to lead to suicidal thoughts. She puts an end to the cycle by cheering me up before it gets worse.
I think my brain literally created her as some kind of anti-suicide mechanism.
Check out the personals on your local Craigslist and discover the evil that lurks nearby. Post the worst
Dropping my collection from the bottom of the barrel
Why wont someone give this lovely lady a try?
What did his body mean by this?
I'm so tired of this bullshit.
Asian guy here, have a crush on this Asian girl in class.
My parents both drive Mercedes and I get straight A grades, but she still decided to start dating this fucking white guy instead.
What the fuck is wrong with these bitches. Why not me?
>>34029159
Future Elliot Rodger in the making
Don't hurt anyone please, just calm down.
Count to ten anon, it's going to be ok.
PUT THE GUN DOWN
>>34029159
Started your manifesto yet?
Why do people Idolize Elliot Rodgers so much when he was a terrible killer?
He was the worst spree shooter of our generation, he was too weak to break into the sorority house and he killed a pathetic 2 normies and 3 chinks before crashing his car and shooting himself.
Cho killed THIRTY normies yet nobody mentions him, why is that?
>>34028619
Because Elliot has a great ideology, whilst Cho just wanted to shoot people.
>>34028885
Cho was very much like elliot.
>>34028619
More meme-worthy because of his YouTube videos and manifesto. Also, failure is the hallmark of /r9k/, why would they want someone successful in their goals?
I wish to be the little girl (male)
>>34027944
>I wish to be the little girl (male)
Don't we all
I'm too much of a beastly broad shouldered muscly hairy chested man to ever be the little girl.
>>34027944
Is this shopped? How can a male have that kind of body? Who is she?
Write a letter to somebody who may or may not read it (they probably won't).
If you're my soulmate, which I truly believe you are, why can't I ever seem to hold on to you?
L,
I'm not sure why you stopped responding. I am a pretty decent guy, maybe not perfect because I'm on /r9k/ but I really try my best. I hope you weren't just a cat fisher.
S
Can you just tell me it's over? I went to visit you, and we spend this beautiful weekend wrapped in blankets on your bed, and you show me all the dorky cartoons you love, and we held each other tight, and all throughout the day, and night. I thought this was something legitimate, and the first step to something beautiful. I told you I loved you, and you kissed for what felt like an eternity. You told me how much this all meant to you, and you cried when I left, clinging to me as I walked to my car.
Why haven't you spoken to me since I got in my car, and drove away? Why have you completely left me in the dark?
Tags are the usual!
>r9k
>robot9001
>r9komegle
>omegler9k
Get in I'm lonely :(((
was just on but left :(, i was prob boring to people anyways
>>34027717
>>34026645
> :(
normies leave please.
>>34027727
>normie
Okay, reddit.
I want all these fucking 2 yr newfags that got here during the 'ree tendies haha" trend to go away.
Name one place more comfy than 2fort
this one is more comfier
the fog and the trees
>>34025589
koth_harvest event
>you will never ever go back
Hey guys, I had a lot of fun with the Album Generator game yesterday. It may be a lot to ask, but I'd like it if we could all play it again today.
Here are the rules to the game!
here's one I made last thread but the image limit was already reached
>>34023019
I would actually like listening to that
>yfw the random wiki page was an album title
Who here /longhair/ fag? How long have you been growing it?
Have you been judged for it?
Share stories.
I used to and I really liked it aesthetically but it was just really irritating where it was windy or when I was working.
>>34022312
Couple years.People stare and make fun but i dont care about people's opinions
>>34022503
Funny, I love when wind rushed through my hair, especially on a hot summer day.
>>34022529
People really do that? Do they really stare and make fun? Where do you live btw?
Neanderthal/Autism test thread:
http://www.rdos.net/eng/Aspie-quiz.php
Post your results
I guess I a fucking normie then.
Idk what does it mean.
WHAT AM I ANONS?
Can we have a Hmmmm thread?
Used to see these alot in 2015
>>34021351
rlly maks u dink
Fuck I love these threads, too bad I'm at work else I'd contribute
>>34021351
Reminds me of my shroom trip.