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>>39574000
>how attractive do you think you are from 1 to 10
like a 6
>(count personality too)
like a 2
No, no.

>who gives a shit/10
>who gives a shit
life isn't completely about sex you bitter frustrated virgins

>>39574023
yes yes yes i know but im trying to discover something here believe me

>>39573966
fuck this stupid meme and this fucking peter puffer
hes a faggot

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Batraquomancy

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>>39573966

Supercapitalism

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>>39573927
OP here, whoops wrong pic

>>39573927
Not violent enough

>>39573882
Stop eating Cheetos all the time and floss once in awhile christ

>chewing gum
>"dude I can smell your breath from here"
Had no idea how to respond

>>39573882
brush your goddamn teeth, have a mint every morning. floss too when you can, for me it really hurts since shit tier enamel but that's not a goddamn excuse

dude just lift lol

just bee urself anon lol

dude just have a nice personality chicks love that lmao

>>39573851
>does water fasting work
Yes but you don't have the willpower for it you dumb fatty.

Not really. Eat lean meats: chicken, tuna, turkey, etc. Cut out all soda only drink water unless you're having a smoothie for breakfast. Eat wheat bread anytime u have bread. Eat a lot of green veggies: broccoli, kale, asparagus, etc. Go to the gym and do 15 mins on the olyptical and then do 45 or 50 of one muscle group: chest, shoulders, arms, legs, back. Do this 4 or 5 days a week. You will see results I guarantee it. If you don't start somewhere you'll never get any where .

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>>39573878
but what if i do have the willpower anon?
w-will you help me?
>>39573920
but i wanna lose the weight fast anon and i have too much social anxiety to go to a gym

They make my peepee hard so I like them. They're never going to fuck me either way so they might as well display their degeneracy for me to revel in.

You're wrong. Leggings are stand-alone. Tights go under clothes.

>>39573905

Fuck off stupid roastie, go beg for attention on instagram

>>39573781
lucky fucker. tell us how it is OK?!

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>>39573781
never thought about using the sexual assault registry as a dating tool

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>>39573781
how do you feel about the fact that your limp dick will never compare to the all underage dick she fantasies about all the time?

Freud beat you to that theory over a century ago.

The only difference is that he didn't believe you could break free from our sexual needs, only sublimate them into other things.

>>39573698
I don't know I think some people are more afraid of death than not having sex. Also just general pain.

>>39573698
>society is just a bunch of hormonal teenagers
nah ill pass. enlightenment is more about building and collaborating on systems.

if you were older than 18 and not a degenerate, you would have said that all of society's problems revolve around raising children. but even that's wrong. people are motivated by 1. being part of a group, and 2. personal growth. if you have sex with the same person all the time, or your kid is born retarded, you won't be motivated by either of those things in any way and if you have nothing else you'll be miserable. on the other hand, even virgins can be happy if they are improving their autistic math skills consistently. moving more broadly, groups of people compete with each other for money and authority. there's no place for sexuality in a conversation about national law or the economy. that's like evaluating album art in an argument about the physics of sound.

>joey
>white
care to elaborate on this statement?

>>39573704
He's white, are you blind?

>>39573684
Fairly sure that guy is Hispanic, Reviewbrah is the true lord of food reviews anyway

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>>39573677
Know the feel
Nothing is better than a big, rich, flavoursome, quality meal, with a nice beer to wash it all down.

>>39573677
You enjoy poisoning yourself in order to stimulate outdated parts of your brain that want you to get as big and fat as possible to just survive. If you enjoyed eating, you would prepare high quality meals that fulfil your nutritional requirements.

You lack impulse control, and also an ability to cope with conflict in your life, so you eat and eat away to get whatever rush of dopamine you can, even if it's from chugging a two-liter.

>>39575322
stop this gave me a boner

>>39573668
THIS TREAD GOES TO /LGBT

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>>39573668
sauce me that sheeit you faggot

>>39573668
>Why don't you have a boyfriend yet?
Give me one now

I would be more worried if one of you fuckos try to attack my daughter with acid.

>>39573667
>daughter/ward
wut

>>39573730
Ward, as in a girl unrelated to you who has been put in your care. I realize even in a hypothetical situation some of the people here can't see themselves impregnating a woman.

>8 ish
>have a container of coins ive been saving up
>take it with me to my mom's friend's house
>she has two daughters
>the one close to me age suddenly tries to wrestle it out of my hands
>it goes flying and coins fall everywhere and some go down the vents in the floor
>see red
>grab her neck and shake her
>stop after a few moments when i realize that is not a nice person thing to do
>our moms just laugh at us the whole time

>>39573840
You should've kept ringing her fucking neck, it sure would be funny with a dead girl on the floor.

>>39573884
i'm sure they would have intervened before that point.
sad part is the girl didn't even cry like she was used to being hit.

>>39573612
Where in Washington do you live senpai? Let's meet up and I'll eat out your boi pucci

i dont think myself near interesting enough to chronicle my life experiences in the way that you do

i wonder if that means that youre self obsessed or if it means i have low self esteem. im sure its a combination.

im pissed off at you for thinking you are so important.

>>39574127
If I was forced into dying in a hurricane, I'd probably post about it here as well desu.