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I'm a girl I met this guy on /soc/ claiming to come from /r9k/. Young guy, I thought he seemed pretty cool from his interests and he said he said he was KKHV and never did drugs or alcohol.
I present your next Elliot Rodgers.
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>>36530070
That is funny. Hahahahaha. Include me in the screen cap. He likes guro? That is not good. Haha. People getting cut up is shocking enough and he climaxes to it while masturbating? That is unsettling. Listen, lady, I don't like masturbating to that and I'm a boy. Maybe you could bear my children?
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Get out you stupid fucking roastie
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>not drinking
NINI?
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Trying to stop drinking 2017-04-25 01:45:51 Post No.36530011
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I usually get wasted nightly to make existence tolerable but it's got to the point that the booze is doing more harm than good. I have some sleep aid shit from Walgreens so I can hopefully sleep tonight, but how the fuck do I ignore the desire for booze? I'm still hungover from last night, yet u still want more booze. I found myself thinking about buying another fifth of vodka a couple of minutes ago.
Any advice?
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Same here, although I don't drink as much as most people with the same habit. Don't plan on quitting- I just think it's impossible. But try to cut back. You'll have to go through the pain of denying yourself now and then. Just accept is as a challenge- go 1 or 2 days without it. Try not drinking during the day. Also, I'd recommend 7% beer instead of vodka. I don't know why people want to get wasted right away- the fun is getting there. I think of it as a reality enhancer, not substitute.
For me, Valerian Root helps with cravings. Look for it in the supplement aisle of stores. Take as many as you want, at any time of the day.
And personally... I think alcohol is wasted if you don't end up masturbating. It'll put you to sleep and you'll wake up feeling good. Really, I've had to just force myself sometimes. It prevents over-drinking.
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Take it from a long time alcoholic, you're going to give yourself DTs if you go to bed dry. If you're set on doing it, pour some liquor in a bowl before you go to bed because your hands will be shaking too much to open a bottle in the morning.
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>>36530423
Personally, I never get sick, and I usually don't wake up with any cloudy head at all. (I absolutely hate when that happens... esp when it lasts through the whole day, and you feel like you have to drink just to think straight. To get rid of it, you just have to sleep a lot. It's a bit easier if you're NEET.)
Also, I personally hate MJ, but that will stop you from drinking more too.
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Hey robots
You may remember me from the other day when I posted a thread where I drunk texted my high school oneitis but it was her mom.
Turned out the bitch lied on her voter registration and that's why I had the wrong number, so I asked her mother for the number with no reply.
But today pic related happens. I got a call from this number in my area code which I forwarded (since I moved and the only local calls I get are spam). Then 30 seconds later this text! How do I reply?
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>Don't just say "Yo" you fucking cunt, pretend you have 2 brain cells to rub together and start a proper conversation like a real person, I won't be disrespected by your lame ass single word texts
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>>36530044
>double dubs
Kek wills it OP, you better follow through
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ask them if they want to buy a gram of your super dank high quality feces
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Underweight thread? Underweight thread. Fatbots welcomed
>tfw exhausted from just running for more than 100 metres
>tfw 20 but 60 year old dad can lift more than you
>tfw bones popping out everywhere
>tfw stunted growth due to metabolism being too high to sustain a healthy amount of calories or fat in body
>tfw eat 4-5 square meals on regular out of near need but see no increase in weight
>Only 120 lbs at 5'9''
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>>36529959
>5'9 125 pounds 19 year old
>Still super fit
>Manage to breeze through all the physical training in my army's boot camp
>Score in 98th percentile on a vo2 max test
Being Mr. hungry skeleton mcwristlet sucks but it isn't bad if you manage to really excercise. The nice thing about being practically 0% bodyfat is that it takes less than a year of regular workout to look fucking ripped.
So stop being a pussy and keep working out and eating 3 meals a day, your metabolism will sort itself out in a few years anyways.
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>>36530171
>keep working out and eating 3 meals a day
Not OP, but shit man I need 4-5 meals to maintain weight if I'm working out.
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>>36529959
>used to be chubby, not too fat I don't think, maybe 160 at 5'9"
>start eating a fuck ton because brain tells me to
>go to 180 in a few months
>clothing stops fitting me
>can feel my double chin all the time
Let me go back
When did you realize the reason we've never made alien contact is because all successful interstellar societies consist of artificial intelligence and these societies are waiting for us to build our own AI and get wiped out by them so they can begin working with the true final form of intelligent life on our planet?
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That is assuming a lot of things
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>>36529978
That's an assumption.
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>>36529956
never. ai will come to the logical conclusion that life isnt worth it and self-terminate
How would one go about launching a website for 3000 people without using a web hosting service such as Go Daddy? What technology would one need? What's the best tech for a budget of 1k USD?
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What kind of website is it?
Just get a VPS for $5 a month and you're good, 3000 users are nothing.
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>>36529969
Just a forum for some online friends, and their online friends. We all share a certain interest.
I'm only now learning html and css, haven't even touched Javascript or php, so I don't expect to launch it anytime soon.
Say I wanted physical technology. What would I use, and what would be the best product for this budget?
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>>36529945
Why do you need your own site? Just start a private facebook page.
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Just wanted to let you robots know that I all love you no matter what your background is! No matter if you're 400 pounds, KHV, KV, V or none at all! Everyone deserves to be loved. I hope you all have a good day or night!
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>>36529927
op will you be my gf (male/female)?
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>>36529940
Sadly, I am not able to travel. But you can add me on Kik if you'd like.
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>>36529927
I needed this OP, thank you
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>tfw no southern racist gf to suffocate you with her thighs while calling you a dirty nigger
I can't be the only one
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I'm not the only one with that fetish?
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>>36529889
not only are you a nigger, but you're a bitchass cuck nigger. absolutely pathetic. fuck off OP. white women want tyrones who beat and rape them. not some faggot who wants to be choked.
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>>36530321
You are very wrong. Delete your post or turn yourself into your local authorities
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Anyone else unable to smoke weed after being traumatized??
Shit sucks man
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>>36529863
Second thing I ever smoked was a blunt of "good shit". Didn't get traumatized but I did feel like I pissed myself from the dampness and was basically on autopilot trying to get home.
Hardest part was keeping a straight face while passing people.
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>>36529902
not the weed that traumatized you, but experiencing a traumatic event that makes you paranoid 24/7 and gets emphasized after smoking more weed
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>>36529926
This senpai
Weed sensitizes you to stimuli that is already there
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Tfw its come to the point where I can identify animal dicks
I'm only 19
Fucking this needs to stop
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>>36529858
VERY good post opie
i will post a doland drumbp bicture
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>>36529858
same tbqg
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Why give up now? You're finally coming into your own.
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Your asian GF is home alone when.,.....
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>>36529827
brack man a come ova to fix a cabre boxu anput hes reary big penis in me >.<
GONGGGGGG
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>>36530275
I wasn't going to post this but fluck it
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>>36530290
kek she knows she should be ashamed of coal burning
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My GF (inb4 normie) just suggested that we have a threesome 2 girls 1 guy. What angle is she working at here? Women don't suggest these things, there must some kind of ulterior motive she has.
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She wants to get DP'd by Chad eventually
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>>36529819
Would you like to hear my suggestion for you?
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>>36529819
You could just ask her yourself...
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>tfw ZERO friends
I don't think I'm gonna last much longer desu
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>>36529762
No friends are better than fake friends
Oregino
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>>36529844
I don't think so. No friends is pretty fucking terrible
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>>36529901
Fake friends are worse, but having no friends is still bad. Coming on here at least gives me some sense of community with people similar to myself. It's still bad though.
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Optimal qt 3.14 height?
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4'11 to 5'4
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>>36529579
5'2" with an attitude
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5 inches shorter than you
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enjoy this oc pepe
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This is a nice pepe indeed, what a great acquisition to my collection
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>>36529556
Try again with a higher resolution faggot
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>>36529556
here is my oc pepe. had to download a photoshop free trial to make it and its still a little rough